If the Brethern would only pay close attention to direction of Jehovah's Faithful Slave, they would realize that such provisions are a result of divine guidance from a loving Father whose universal sovereignty has been challenged by Satan the Devil.
Unlike the foul and treacherous Catholic Church, which forbids birth control to its adherents.
Sisters are also counselled to remove all, repeat *all* bobby pins before climbing into the sack with me, lest their boby pin become a stumbling block to others. A sister who would stumble another member of Christ's congregation in such a way is fit only for the fiery torments of Gehenna, and if it happens again I will kick her sorry ass to the curb!