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  WHAT`s YOUR FAVORITE BEER!

  by OUTLAW in

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  i like molson canadian,except when i`m out of the country.then i only drink imported beer...molson canadian.

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  I like the high life. A Miller for me please. ahh...what the hell, gimme 6.

  peace,
  soembody
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  2005 "God's Godly Word" District Conv...

  by comment in

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  considering the remarkably varied and stimulating themes of district conventions in recent years ("faith in god's word," "teachers of god's word," "doers of god's word," "god's prophetic word" etc.

  ), here's how i envision the opening remarks for the 2005 "god's godly word" district convention:.

  "god's word is godly.

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  lol.....

  doen't forget to add to hate what god hates and that god loves lovers of godly hate. (and then add something about god is love)
  god, I think it's past my bedtime.

  peace,
  somebody
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  WOL: Free to remarry

  by Moxy in

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  dont know if anyone pointed this thread out already or not but its pretty fascinating.

  the incredible number of posts in a short time in what is normally a pretty slow forum shows how difficult a situation this for witnesses.

  there are so many interesting and wacky comments being made there, you'll just have to read it for yourself.. http://www.witnessesonline.com/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/witnessesonline/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=6&t=000092.

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  I'm dumbfounded at this comment from on of the JWs,

  Thankfully technology is such that surveillance is easy. A careful study of the persons habits and patterns and a weekend or two of stakeouts should give you enough proof to make your case. Hey, if you were in my area, I'd help with the stakeout. I'd get out my night vision goggles and high power camera lens and you'd be free, most likely.

  ha! I can't imagine what kind of people would actually do such a thing. and what kind of an explanation they'd give to the judge in court when they got arrested. I hope the poster wasn't serious. If he was, then I'd say that this man is tainted and perverted severely by the JW cult.

  believe it or not, I have read somewhere ( I don't remember where, but I can try and find it again for anyone who would like the info )in one publication from the wbts that if your mate has sex with an animal ( no, not the human animal ), and admits it, that it's not reason enough for a JW to obtain a scriptual divorce. the sex HAS to be with a human only and has to be pentration. if it was just oral sex, that doesn't constitute a scriptual reason either.

  it's amazing what people will believe and put up with.

  peace,
  somebody
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  Are "you all" morons OR am I the moron?

  by Victoria Cruz in

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  from what i understand the wtbts is not affiliated with the un but the dpi (department of public information).

  if i am right... you all are the morons.

  if i am wrong the i am the moron.

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  I was going to say what Tevor said. That was the first thing I noticed on the fax. notice the very top line that contains the date and time etc, too. the letterhead can be viewed here in case you want to take a look. http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=13530&site=3 Once you view the letterhead, the answer to your question of who is the moron here will be plain to see.

  peace,
  somebody
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  Get over it!

  by Pureheart in

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  everyone that has a problem with the wts and its members.. (romans 5:3-5) and not only that, but let us exult while in tribulations, since we know that tribulation produces endurance; 4 endurance, in turn, an approved condition; the approved condition, in turn, hope, 5 and the hope does not lead to disappointment; because the love of god has been poured out into our hearts through the holy spirit, which was given us.. (acts 5:29) in answer peter and the [other] apostles said: we must obey god as ruler rather than men.. (revelation 22:18,19) i am bearing witness to everyone that hears the words of the prophecy of this scroll: if anyone makes an addition to these things, god will add to him the plagues that are written in this scroll; 19 and if anyone takes anything away from the words of the scroll of this prophecy, god will take his portion away from the trees of life and out of the holy city, things which are written about in this scroll.. anyone who seat himself in the seat of moses is condemned.

  anyone that follows such a person is condemned.. anyone who change gods' word is condemned.. condemned by whom?

  the almighty god jehovah.. get a life, and get over it, "all those that condemn"!!!!!!!!!!

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  Pureheart,

  (Romans 5:3-5) And not only that, but let us exult while in tribulations, since we know that tribulation produces endurance; 4 endurance, in turn, an approved condition; the approved condition, in turn, hope, 5 and the hope does not lead to disappointment; because the love of God has been poured out into our hearts through the holy spirit, which was given us.
  (Acts 5:29) In answer Peter and the [other] apostles said: “We must obey God as ruler rather than men.

  (Revelation 22:18,19) “I am bearing witness to everyone that hears the words of the prophecy of this scroll: If anyone makes an addition to these things, God will add to him the plagues that are written in this scroll; 19 and if anyone takes anything away from the words of the scroll of this prophecy, God will take his portion away from the trees of life and out of the holy city, things which are written about in this scroll.

  Those scriptures have nothing at all to do with the wbts or it's members.

  But this quote from you does.

  Anyone who seat himself in the seat of Moses is condemned. Anyone that follows such a person is condemned.
  Anyone who change Gods' word is condemned.
  Condemned by whom? The Almighty God Jehovah.

  peace,
  somebody
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  Test of the Week: Are you a sex god(dess)?

  by JanH in

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  i'm amazed if nobody suggested we do the are you a sex god/goddess?

  test before.

  look at http://www.emode.com/emode/tests/god_switch.jsp ,do the test, and try to be honest .

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  Heavens above -- you are an absolute goddess in bed! Your deeply sensual nature and sexual confidence drive men crazy with desire. Persephone, goddess of the night, is your inner deity and she guides your every move.
  A brilliant bolt of lightning descends! SHAZAAM! The oracle has spoken!

  The smoke clears to reveal that inside you is a divine being,

  PERSEPHONE, Goddess of the Night,

  a woman in touch with her deepest inner desires.

  As the most sexual of all the female deities, you are very comfortable in the bedroom. Your skill at pleasing a man is unmatched, and you know exactly what you need for your own pleasure. As a woman of passion, you're very comfortable with expressing your desires to anyone. You are a proud and confident woman who exudes sensuality. You cherish the intimacy of physical attraction and know what it takes to win a man. As a woman deeply in touch with your sexuality, you definitely know how to thoroughly enjoy yourself! Your polished bedroom performance always keeps them coming back for more. When everything is going right, a light shines down from the heavens. Behold, the skies proclaim, here lies a goddess!

  I'm somebody!!

  peace,
  somebody
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  MAJOR MAJOR UN/WTS NEWS - PART 2 - BREAKING HARD

  by hawkaw in

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  flash - major breaking!!!!!!!.

  i just talked to paul hoeffel 1:35pm - he phoned me.. okay people.

  i can now confirm that the watchtower has provided a letter in writing to dpi indicating that the wts has "disassociated" themselves from dpi - ie the wts has made it offical that they have quit.. i can also confirm that the wts has been updating dpi regularily as they are suppose to over the last 10 years.. i can also can say that something is in the works that i can disclose by hopeflly tomorrow.

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  I'd like to thank kent, Mac, and zev for bringing to all our attention what the WBTS were doing behind the Jehovah's Witnesses' backs, and the U.N.'s backs. I am now thanking hawkaw and ALL OTHERS who were able to take the time and effort in bringing it more out in the open and (in my opinion) forcing the WBTS to stop the hypocrisy and decietfullness it has shown to it's members and the United Nations.

  Thank you all!

  peace,
  somebody
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  finding friends outside the Borg - a Scary thought

  by lydia in

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  has anyone else found that the teaching of the "outside world" being a "bad association" limits your involvement and ability to make new freinds?.

  if so how have you overcome this and any suggestions to helping those suffering from these feelings?.

  lydia

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  I understand why Xena and others were upset/offended by what BGurl said. I felt offended too, but ignored it. And I couldn't see that anyone said anything to offend her to begin with. BUT.....he has appoligised profusivly here to all of us who may have been hurt or offended by the words she used. I'm guilty of using no tact on the board more than once. I never stopped to reread what I said to think how others may perceive it and I did end up huring people when I didn't mean to. So.....

  I can't speak for others who have been hurt by your words here Bgurl, but I, for one, accept your apology. I really don't think you meant any ill will towards anyone. It was all a matter of choosing the wrong words, and I don't think it was to intentionally offend anyone. And I'm sorry that it did offend people who I adore.

  Anyway, I accept your apology and I forgive.

  peace,
  somebody
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  A Little Humor for a Wed. Afternoon

  by JBean in

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  don't know if most everyone has stumbled across this yet, it's on a pretty popular site... but it's absolutely priceless!

  i read it about 4 months ago while i was "lurking...." and laughed my self silly.

  someone by the name of [email protected] wrote it.

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  I read that a long time ago and thought it was great! It was nice to read it an laugh again. thanks for sharing it. That was written by LovesDubs who posts here on the board.

  And thanks for writing it and thank you for your humor, LovesDubs.

  peace,
  somebody
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  Family About to Disown Me

  by Moridin in

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  well i finally got the guts to tell my mother that i had enlisted in the army.

  she didn't say a whole lot to me, but she did tell my sister she was calling the elders and that when i was df'd she would have nothing to do with me.

  i can't say that it suprises me too much, but i was hoping for more of an adult reaction.

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  Yerusalyim,

  tee hee. I just caught lydia's too. so now he's Mordrin too.

  Good luck moridin/modirin/mordrin !

  I only noticed because when I typed the name, it didn't look right ( and it wasn't right) so I went back a few posts to see how it was spelled and saw it spelled more than one way. I wasn't rying to pick on ya. I've become known for my typos here.

  peace,
  somebody