Posts by JayDubyaDotOrg

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Who shoots 223 AR15s?

by rockemsockem in

i have a few and built two 80% lowers.

just got a larue two stage trigger.

i can get 2moa out of it at 100 yards with a nikon 223 scope.

JayDubyaDotOrg

Ok so you're in love with guns, I'm betting you're in the US?

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Jehovah, Jehovah, Jehovah

by Sour Grapes in

my pimi wife listens to a lot of the meetings on the phone with the speaker on.

when i am watching tv i hear the meetings in the background.

i just cringe with how a witless can't give a comment without having said jehovah at least two times.

I remember watching WWF with my Dad back in the day, when Papa Shango was on his way to the ring.. my Dad turned to me and said "All you have to do is say Jehovah to him and he will stop dead in his tracks".

Those who know WWF, sorry now WWE would know that Papa Shango was a voodoo wrestler.

I didn't say Jehovah to him though.. it was much more entertaining seeing the Ultimate Warrior stop him in his tracks.. great days.

30

JWs just called at my daughter's house and said the end is near because .....

by Xanthippe in

the world is getting worse, for example children are getting more cheeky!.

proof positive!

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JayDubyaDotOrg

I've always thought about this.

I don't think that the world is getting any worse than it is or was, it's just that technology and communication has increased so much that we now hear more often about things happening.

In the 1800's you would have read in the newspaper about a crime, then maybe 2 weeks later about another crime.

Nowadays with the internet you hear/read/see something every second.

Now the Pope can fart in front of the Queen and within a minute half the world has commented on it.. probably with a like.

28

Do You Ever Have Dreams You’re Still a JW?

by jp1692 in

last night i dreamt i was at a circuit assembly; i even had a walk-on speaking part early in the morning program.

i spent the rest of the day “working” the event in a security detail.

the dream lasted until the entire day’s program was over.

JayDubyaDotOrg

I'm PIMO so I actually dream of things in the opposite direction.. of when I was disfellowshipped and happily smoking.

I only went back for a woman.. didn't work out in the end and I've been stuck here ever since.. oh well, back to the dreaming.

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"Its not about the numbers...Its about Love"

by Solzhenitsyn in

in the org did anyone ever tell you that its not about the numbers...yet the reality was that it was all about the numbers?.

i ran into a pimi who asked why my family and i were awol.

i told him that it was private and personal and i wasn't at liberty to discuss it.

JayDubyaDotOrg

Pardon my maths/English language skills, but 'irregular publishers are up to 4 from 5'.

Should that not be 'up to 5 from 4', or even 'down to 4 from 5'?

Has this CO also been doing the convention accounts, where every single time there is still a deficit?

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16.000 JWs rebel against Bethel and GB

by Edison Trent in

jw
friends

some hot news:.

last weekend was a convention in frankfurt, germany and 11 other locations.

all were connected to the international convention in berlin.. in sum about 94.000 attended.

JayDubyaDotOrg

I can confirm that the convention I went to in Germany last weekend was indeed connected with the international convention in Berlin and with 11 others, with a stated combined attendance of 94,000.

I didn't hear any songs being sung though.

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Post Your Favorite Misheard Lyrics

by APieceOfShitNamedTate in

@0:53 - "she got dishes, she got fish sticks and snacks/got it ready for the willy, got a chicken in the back.".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krp_fqcmsva .

JayDubyaDotOrg

Michael Jackson..

Heal the world,

Make it a better place.

For you and for me and the end time human race (entire).

It wasn't me that heard it wrong, it was a friend.

Dubya

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One simple photo to sum up the heartless and hypocritical attitudes of many Jehovah's Witnesses

by nicolaou in

jw
friends

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this was taken in london yesterday by a twitter user still managing his fade so i can't be more specific than that.

disgusting.

JayDubyaDotOrg

What if the person on the floor is a brother and he's just getting a bit of sleep whilst counting his hours?

Like we used to do when working the night shift. We would take it in turns to sleep, a different person each night of the week.

Dubya.

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If we could travel at light speed, would travel be 'instantaneous' for us??

by Bad_Wolf in

this might be confusing to think about.

we know that as you approach the speed of light, time slows down, if you were in a spaceship, time goes by quicker on earth.

we also know that distances between planets and such are measured at 'light years'.

JayDubyaDotOrg

Whatever the answer is it'll be easier to understand than the generation explanation.

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Convention 2019: Children told don't form emotional attachment to pets!

by Nathan R. Koppe in

i have just heard from a visitor to the jehovah's witnesses convention for 2019, that they have been told; 'not to form an emotional attachment to their pets, as animals don't have feelings anyway'.. well, that should break a few children hearts!👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 🥴 😭 💔.

my orignal topics are at.

further info:.

JayDubyaDotOrg

I think the kids will also be told not to form an emotional attachment to their money either.

Dubya