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  Poll results are in!

  by Bleep in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  here is a list of solutions that were made so far:.

  "god is a culturally postulated superhuman being.".

  "well a thing is an "entity" so i'm going with god being a thing!!!".

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  SpiderMonkey

  Yeah, Bleep, you didn't include my answer either: We'll know when we meet him, get there or find it. But what really irritates me about this particular "poll" is this:

  My poll might be a little more accurate. Notice how I raised the question first? You can't have a poll without a multiple choice question.

  Then you can't have a poll about God. The "results" of your "poll" show that almost no one accepted any of your multiple choices as being relevant to a definition of God. That is the TRUE result of your poll. But you have kept it all going as though it were a serious affair.

  This God poll is from a few people who took the time out of life to explain to us what God is.

  Which no one has any business doing for anyone else.
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  JW.com warning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  by haujobbz in

  1. jw
  2. friends

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  just remember this website is for topics only jw related so there.. "resistance is futile"

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  I bet Sister Hott can suck... um, more scriptural evidence from the Bible than, um, any of the pioneer sisters I ever knew.
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  JWs Ranked by Babylon the Great

  by Amazing in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  one of the watchtower mantras when i became a jw was that the churches of christendom, aka part of babylon the great, were drying up according to revelation ... and that just a few little old men and ladies were attending her sunday service ... whereas the jw religion was supposed to be the fastest growing religion deep in the time of the end ... .

  here, now for 2001are the statistics, as published by the national council of churches ... so we can see how, 30 years later, christendom (babylon baby) compares to the most holy and pure jehovah witnesses ... .

  4. the church of god in christ 5,499,875 (3.64 percent) .

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  Of course, that list doesn't even comment on which are the fastest growing religions, just which have the most members. Any lists available on that statistic?
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  Is there anything that could make you go back?

  by sleepy in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  is there anything that could make you go back?.

  what do you think, is there any change of belief or change of circumstance that could make you return to the jw fold?.

  i cant see anything that could make me go back,but i was thinking mabye some of you religious types would go back if they changed some doctrinal things,or if they stopped banning blood.. how about if a family member was dying and hoped to see you in paradise would you go back for a while just to make them feel happy?

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  Personally, I *hope* to go back to the WT one day! That's right, I *want* to, for one very good reason: To dance on the rubble
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  Eggs

  by larc in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  life here in our community has been tough lately, so i thought i would put up some fluff.

  my question to you is: what is your favorite way to eat eggs?

  now, my preference is hard boiled eggs in a salad, an egg salid sandwich, and the royalty of all egg meals - eggs benedict.

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  Eggs are definitely best when eaten for dinner... A nice, big omelette w/ shiitake mushrooms & pepper jack cheese & garlic. YUM.
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  H20 vs JWD

  by Amazing in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  h20 was a smashing success for a long time, even with many moderators.

  the board rules were basically good common sense, and expressed some issues as to matters of law, such as not violating copyright, etc.

  i don't understand why h20 went down the tank.

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  SpiderMonkey

  Amazing: an excellent, historical post. I wasn't "there when" H2O was big, but I very much appreciate the insight on the development of XJW boards since then. I also think that the moderator "issue" is a non-issue, and I think this board will survive... Actually, I just hope this board will survive, and continue to grow. I don't have any basis for believing one way or the other, aside from things I've heard... But it would IMO be a damn shame for this place to crash over some of the sophomoric clique-mongering that's been the norm lately.
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  How Good and Pleasant It Is . . .

  by comforter in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  to see apostates dwelling together in disunity!

  you guys arguing about the right to say cuss words are something else.

  <lol>.

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  For once he makes a good point. It's pretty pathetic

  No, he doesn't, his point is BS, and your saying that it's pathetic is pretty lame considering how much 'fuel you heaped on the fire' in the first place.

  POO.

  Is it a waffle yet? Let me know when it's nice & golden brown.
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  astrology... observations?

  by SpiderMonkey in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  recent events have got me wondering... after my last big relationship, i "swore off" a certain catagory of astrological signs (signs are divided into earth, air, fire and water... i realized that all of my major relationships have been with a certain sign catagory, and thought that that was a problem)... lately, though, i have had cause to reconsider.. i'm just curious; have y'all had any observations about specific signs, or catagories - in other words, what they're like?

  if they're good, bad, or ugly?

  i'm a gemini w/ scorpio rising (wouldn't mind hearing what folks think about that; i know the standard profile well enough, but personal experiences and insights would be fun).

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  MrMoe, I tried writing to you, but for some reason the e-mail was returned to me... Anyway, here are my planets:

  Sun: Gemini

  Rising: Scorpio

  Moon: Taurus

  Mercury: Gemini

  Venus: Gemini

  Mars: Aquarius

  Jupiter: Scorpio

  Saturn: Gemini

  Uranus: Libra

  Neptune: Sagittarius

  Pluto: Virgo

  As you can see, I am full of Air (LOL); 6/11... and over 1/3 of me is Gemini... Reading info on my planets has been interesting to me, though, as before I never thought I fit the exact profile of Gemini except in some key respects... Any insight would be appreciated.
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  astrology... observations?

  by SpiderMonkey in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  recent events have got me wondering... after my last big relationship, i "swore off" a certain catagory of astrological signs (signs are divided into earth, air, fire and water... i realized that all of my major relationships have been with a certain sign catagory, and thought that that was a problem)... lately, though, i have had cause to reconsider.. i'm just curious; have y'all had any observations about specific signs, or catagories - in other words, what they're like?

  if they're good, bad, or ugly?

  i'm a gemini w/ scorpio rising (wouldn't mind hearing what folks think about that; i know the standard profile well enough, but personal experiences and insights would be fun).

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  SpiderMonkey

  Recent events have got me wondering... After my last big relationship, I "swore off" a certain catagory of astrological signs (signs are divided into earth, air, fire and water... I realized that all of my major relationships have been with a certain sign catagory, and thought that that was a problem)... Lately, though, I have had cause to reconsider.

  I'm just curious; have y'all had any observations about specific signs, or catagories - in other words, what they're like? If they're good, bad, or ugly? I'm a Gemini w/ Scorpio rising (wouldn't mind hearing what folks think about that; I know the standard profile well enough, but personal experiences and insights would be fun). Not so interested in "astrology is true!" or "astrology is wrong!" theories; I'm curious about some astrological observations from those who "believe."

  Have fun
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  Here are good examples of being unethical

  by Bleep in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  crazydrinker claims he has answered my posts in an ethical way here are just some of his posts that were unethical by the way.

  i will address these issues that he has.. you know bleep, im sure someone would ask you about 'hellfire' if you knew what you were talking about, but since you dont, i doubt anyone will ask.

  since i know that your answer will be wrong, why should i ask the question?

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  SpiderMonkey

  I am so sorry Bleep that you did not accept my challenge.

  I am so sorry Bleep that you did not post evidence of anyone trying to convert you.

  Bye-bye, Bleep.