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  Rework of the JW Childrens project to coerce them into giving more.

  by notjustyet in

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  i tool the jw image and edited it so that it would look like it was made by the catholics to .

  entice their children to give their money to the catholic church.. if you have any jws that have not seen the original yet, give this to them and let them paint themselves into a corner slamming the catholics for stooping so low and then let them in on the fact that it originated with the jws.. .

  [img]http://i1305.photobucket.com/albums/s549/scummydross/502016201_e_cnt_1_zpsy5xwrs3f.jpg[/img].

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  I like it!
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  Evolution is a Fact #31 - Ten Questions for Creationists

  by cofty in

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  i thought this would be a good time to pose some questions based on the series so far.. if creationism is true these should be easy.

  answers that don't involve copy-paste would be really interesting to read.. ... .

  1. since some proteins can be assembled in more ways than there are atoms in the universe why do the sequences of amino acids and bases vary between species in exactly the way evolution predicts?

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  I always get the typical answer of "because jehovah made it that way" so much bullshit
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  Did any of us ever enjoy meetings?

  by stephanie61092 in

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  this is a legitimate question.

  did any of us ever find real joy in being at the meetings?

  did any of us ever finish a meeting and think "i feel so enriched"?

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  Satan

  I always thought out strategies to conquer others in many war video games during the meetings.

  lol

  As you said, at least I developed the ability to daydream...
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  Richard Carrier - Why Science is Better Than Religion and Always Has Been

  by Finkelstein in

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  2. bible

  another interesting talk on the comparative values of scientifically derived knowledge to religion.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uz94pshymru.

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  Satan

  Duh
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  New June Awake with Misleading Statements about Evidence for god

  by ttdtt in

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  2. bible

  the article (faith) is all about why you should have solid evidence based reasons for belief in god.

  it's not good enough to believe in god just because you were raised to believe in god.. (from the article).

  but god wants those who worship him to have genuine confidence in his existence and in his love.. then it goes on to tell us how we can get that genuine confidence that there is a god.

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  Satan

  reply to ttdtt

  Because chinese all look the same so people won't notice, that's why they keep putting it in every awake mag.
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  New June Awake with Misleading Statements about Evidence for god

  by ttdtt in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  the article (faith) is all about why you should have solid evidence based reasons for belief in god.

  it's not good enough to believe in god just because you were raised to believe in god.. (from the article).

  but god wants those who worship him to have genuine confidence in his existence and in his love.. then it goes on to tell us how we can get that genuine confidence that there is a god.

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  That's because they think the reason people don't believe in god is because they "are confused and haven't met Jehovah." or "See all the bad stuff happening and think there is no god."

  They think they are soooo smart and that those dumb scientists haven't figured out that evolution is false because a bomb in an junkyard won't make an airplane so monkeys can't fly therefore big bang is just a theory.
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  Animals were created without needing Toilet Paper ... but not Man ... Why???

  by RubaDub in

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  my dog and other pets do their "business" and run away and are happy.. man does not have that luxury.

  any thoughts on why animals were created with the "poop and go" capacity while man has to go through more steps?

  was this perhaps an additional issue that god added on when adam and eve sinned (such as eve having significant more birth pains)?

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  It's because of the position, squat is the original right position, when you poop like that the amount of poop you keep in your bum is very very little, and it all goes out easier.
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  Obey the Superior Authorities God says / God says Satan is controlling the Superior Authorities.?

  by smiddy in

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  2. beliefs

  romans 13 : 1-4 clearly states that the superior authorities are an arrangement from god , defy them and you are working against the arrangement of god at your own peril.. christians are to be obedient to the superior authorities ,"for their is no authority except by god , the existing authorities stand placed in their relative positions by god .therefore he who opposes the authority has taken a stand against the arrangement of god ".

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  4 :8-10 shows that all the kingdoms and governments are under satan`s control , jesus never disputed that claim .

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  Because Jehovah is the wicked one, this guy can't give me a break. Jesus is being an asshole and sending angels to mock me while I am vacationing, he's not even working or preparing for the new system.
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  "Sighing and Groaning" is NOT a mark of holiness...!! (Rant!)

  by Muddy Waters in

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  2. beliefs

  all these damn years in that damn cult -- remember how they tell you that jehovah looks upon those "who are sighing and groaning" (at all the terrible things being done.... focusing on all the evils and woes of the world and satan's system) -- and that all this sighing & groaning is some sort of mark of holiness?????.

  every negative news article, every bad bit of something or circumstance - all support and become part of that woeful mindset.

  and we are supposed to keep on being like that, sighing and groaning our lives away to receive some sort of damn mark from an angel's ink horn, to mark us as worthy of life..

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  Why do people always say "It's Satan's system" No, it's not, I am enjoying my day at a beach house in florida and I have definitely nothing to do with it. Jesus isn't even preparing for the new kingdom, so don't expect it anytime soon.
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  Baptised younger

  by Sabin in

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  so why do you think the borg is encouraging youngsters to get dunked sooner?

  i reckon it's cause they are easy to victimise.

  i mean, some-one could say, keep our secret, nobody will believe you & god wont love you, but think of the power they would have if they say "you will be disfellowshipped," on top.

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  Satan

  Definitely, Yesterday I heard Jehovah talking to Jesus about it, they both agreed it was a good idea so they told Morris about it, so he could Lett everyone else know.