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  New Lawyer Joke

  by startingover in

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  2. humour

  best lawyer joke of the month...if not forever.

  two lawyers had been stranded on a desert island for several months.

  the only thing on the island was a tall coconut tree that provided them their only food.

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  BEST LAWYER JOKE OF THE MONTH...if not forever
  
  Two lawyers had been stranded on a desert island for several months. The Only thing on the island was a tall coconut tree that provided them their only food. Each day one of the lawyers would climb to the top to see if he could spot a rescue boat coming.
  
  One day the lawyer yelled down from the tree, "WOW, I just can't believe my eyes. There is a woman out there floating in our direction."
  
  The lawyer on the ground was most skeptical and said, "You're hallucinating; you've finally lost your mind."
  
  But within a few minutes, up to the beach floated a stunning red head, face up, totally naked, unconscious, without even so much as a ring or earrings on her person.
  
  The two lawyers went down to the water, dragged her up on the beach and discovered, yes, she was alive, warm and breathing.
  
  One said to the other, "You know, we've been on this God forsaken island for months now without a woman. It's been such a long, long time....So..do you think we should ... well ... you know . screw her?"
  
  "Out of WHAT?!?" asked the other
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  I'd Like To Thank YOU For Posting What's New In Watchtower Land Here!!!

  by minimus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  thank you for keeping us up to date wth everything that's happening in the local congregations and from headquarters.

  this place is especially interesting because we recieve the latest gossip and oftentimes know about things before others know that regularly attend meetings.

  keep up the great work!!!

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  Thanks from me too!

  My JW family is alarmed that I too know things before they do.
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  Did Satan lie?

  by moomanchu in

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  god said ,.

  you shall not eat from it or touch it,.

  the serpent said to the woman,.

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  (Walking away shaking head in disbelief)
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  Rutherford Exposed: The Story of Berta and Bonnie

  by Farkel in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  it was made by a women who in later years wore crotchless panties and bras which had holes in the nipple areas.

  he not only knew the woman in question (she's now deceased), he has met her numerous times.

  up until recently this secret of her year's long sexual affair with rutherford was kept by the family.

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  Just posting so I can find this thread more easily later.
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  Did Satan lie?

  by moomanchu in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  god said ,.

  you shall not eat from it or touch it,.

  the serpent said to the woman,.

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  Robdar,

  You are absolutely right! The next verse (5) he told the truth as verified by Yahweh, but if we take it for what it says you are right.

  I amazes me how this gets discussed like it's something that really happened. I sure don't think it did.
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  Diary of an Unborn Child - switch your rational mind off for ten minutes.

  by nicolaou in

  1. watchtower
  2. medical

  this article from awake!

  in may 1980 is an example of the worst sort of emotional argument.

  i'm just going to post it, barf, and then comment later.. *** g80 5/22 p. 16 ***.

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  Every sperm is sacred.
  
  Every sperm is great.
  
  If a sperm is wasted,
  
  God gets quite irate.

  Thanks alot RM, I can't get this out of my head.

  Terry,

  Excellent, excellent!
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  Did Satan lie?

  by moomanchu in

  1. watchtower
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  god said ,.

  you shall not eat from it or touch it,.

  the serpent said to the woman,.

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  BlessedStar

  How about this question:

  What did he lie about in the garden of eden?

  You said: "Sometime the questions are unbelievable and requires thought on how to bring it across to none christians. The reason being the non-christians don't care to understand the answer when it is given." The issue is that non-xians don't care to understand, it's that reading the text without adding in a bunch of suppositions does not warrant undersatnding in a logical manner. Can you answer the above question?
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  Investment Paradigm

  by startingover in

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  http://www.exmormon.org/whylft26.htm

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  http://www.exmormon.org/whylft26.htm
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  ANOTHER KIND OF "PYRAMID INCH"!

  by Terry in

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  open, if you will, the book of history with me and flip back the dusty pages of time to an earlier world; a more innocent era; a time and place where the innocent intellect is ripe .

  for razzle dazzle.

  there is no internet, alas!

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  startingover

  Another great essay to add to my collection.

  Thanks Terry
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  Did Satan lie?

  by moomanchu in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  god said ,.

  you shall not eat from it or touch it,.

  the serpent said to the woman,.

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  These threads always seem to die the same way, with a logical question being asked and the xian ignoring it.