Something I started thinking about while working today (I should really watch the road more when working ...)
GOOD VS EVIL!!!
Perfection = Good
Devil = Perfect Being
Devil = Evil
Perfection = Evil??
Devil = Good???
WTS = Good (In JW Eyes)
WTS = Imperfect
Imperfection = Evil
Devil = Evil
WTS = Owned by Devil??
WTS = Evil??? .... oh yea.... Duh
Now to nip it in the bud before anyone else can post it...
Stiffy = Dork
Thank you very much
my name is kevin and i am jon's partner.
jon gave me his password a few weeks ago and asked me to post to the board if something happened to him.
as some of you know jon had been undergoing cancer treatment since the end of july.
Im soooooo sorry Kevin. Words can't express the sadness I feel for you... I wish I could have gottin to know Jon better.. He seemed to be a great guy...
"There is no greater grief in misery, than remembering happier times..."
Keep strong dude.. keep strong
i have been on this site for a bite.
reading posts and where are all the jw's?
we have people who have gotten out of the watchtower, good for all of you.
haha, i almost didnt reply to this, FORGOT IM STILL A DUB, lol... Welp, im off to write a post in the adult forum about my first night at a strip club... TA TA!!
http://www.emode.com/tests/song/.
closer.
mean people produce.
HOLY SHUCKING FIT....
Robb, your theme song is My Way!
You're a straight-shooter with strong-willed resolve. That's why Limp Bizkit's "My Way" is your theme song. When you're at your best, you're holding court at the local restaurant, or hitting the highway with friends for a road trip
Before I took this test, i knew that was my theme song anyway.... This thing rules!
i love so many of you so very much.
what wonderful people there are here and how i have rejoiced in our spirits joining.. i have, as i said, given up.
i am disconnecting from this board and from a number of other things in my life.. i am staying connected to mitch.
JOEL MAN!!!! Dont leave forever dude, just quietly dissapear for a while untill Naeblis writes a Post asking where You, Slayer and BBoy are.... THEN COME BACK!!!! WORKED FOR ME!
Miss ya dude, never got to really talked to ya much, but your posts where a light in a dark cave at times to many people. Hope the best for ya!
okay, i know (or want to believe) that not all jehovah's witnesses are this calloused.
at least i hope not.
there are some good, caring people, but here are some stark contrasts i've observed today that remind me of how glad i am that i'm not part of such an overall unloving group of people.
Technically, Im a healing callous. Im still a dub and I think everything that I hear these people saying just makes me sick. Its terrible how they leech off this.
reports are coming in (bbc) of tracer fire and explosions in kabul, afghanistan.. this is of course wher osama bin laden is holed up - have the fbi/cia managed to successfully pin this atrocity on him already?.
nic'
Agreed Steph, I think their called "Assasins" when their target is one person (The President). All of these attacks were smartly planed, the courses the airplanes took where normal flight paths(Up untill they crashed into freggin buildings. They were schedualed for landing in LA, but when they were hijacked they "changed route" to land at Kennedy in NY. These guys knew what they were doing.
shhhh, its the president...
my ex-brother in law phoned this morning and asked me how i felt about going to war now that i'm not in the org anymore.
with so many years of being told not to i wonder how many of us still feel that way.
would you be worldly conscientious objectors or would you defend...etc.... i'm not trying to antaganize or be inappropriate.
If they re-enabled the Draft, I would definatly go kick some commie ass rather than goto jail! Those commie pigs will die! or something like that
ok so i get bored at times, i go into the chat room and things start going through my mind.... dont ask.
porcupine sex.
by wendy cooper.
Ok so I get bored at times, i go into the chat room and things start going through my mind.... dont ask
Porcupine Sex
How do porcupines make love?
by Wendy Cooper
Australian National University
Introduction
How do porcupines make love? You would probably think the answer is "very carefully", but you would probably be wrong. The answer is more improbable and much more bizarre than that. While browsing in the basement of the library one day, I came across two papers* which detailed in great detail the details of the porcupine's sex life. The information contained in these two papers is of such great importance it is paraphrased and presented here. The next time a friend asks you how porcupines make love, you can set them straight by describing these events (in as much detail as you dare).
The Animals
The porcupines in the study were part of a colony kept at the Biology Department at the University of Buffalo during the 1940s. The colony consisted of 5 females (Maudie, Nightie, Prickles, Snooks and Skeezix) and 3 males (Old Dad, Johnnie and Pinkie^). It was noted that the animals of both sexes objected to being stroked or having their feet, tail base or genitals touched by the authors.
The Behaviour
Female pre-copulation
In July/August, as the mating season approached, the female porcupine would often rub her genitals on structures such as food and water dishes, sticks, and the cage wire. As the season progresses she accepted and sought more frequent tactile stimulation (presumably from the human investigators). As the mating season approached, young females become more nervous and excited and put more "vim, vigor and action" into their activities. They would even "seize, straddle, and ride sticks about the cage" walking erect and stimulating their genitalia with the stick. This period of excitement is followed by a period when the female went off her food, remained close to the male and "moped". During this period the female even accepted the insertion of a thermometer into the vagina (which she resisted at other times).
Male courtship behaviour
When placed in a cage with a female the male porcupine toured the whole area rubbing everything with his nose. He carefully smelled all items, paying closest attention to objects which have been in contact with the female and the places where she had urinated. He often walked about the cage on three legs, clutching at his genitals with his free left front paw. Like the females, the male rubbed his genitals on objects in the cage, and it appeared that the larger the object the more attractive as a rubbing place. The authors describe having to remove a one and a half inch spike from the frame of one cage as they feared to animal's vigorous rubbing would result in injury. Males also indulged in "stick riding" as described for females. Males would often "sing#" during this period and became more aggressive with other males. When the male encountered the female porcupine he smelled her all over, then reared up on his hind legs, his penis fully erect. If the female was not ready she ran away. If she is prepared for mating she also reared up and faced the male, belly-to-belly. In this position most males then sprayed the female with a strong stream of urine@, soaking her from head to foot**. She would 1) object vocally, 2) strike with her front paws, as though boxing, 3) threaten or try to bite, or 4) shake off the urine and run away. If ready for mating the female did not object strongly to this shower. This courtship routine may occur several times in the days or weeks leading up to copulation.
Mating
Mating occurs in November or December. While females at the peak of receptivity would accept any male, males required a period of close association with the females before they could mate with them. The male makes sexual contact from behind the female. The spines of both animals were relaxed and lay flat. His thrusts are of the "usual nature" and were produced by flexing and straightening the knees. Males do not grasp the female in any way. Mating occurred until the male was exhausted. Each time he broke away from the female she would re-establish contact. One younger female made grunting whines throughout. If males refused to co-operate, the female approached a nearby male and acted out the male role in coition with the uninvolved male. Females only remained sexually receptive for a few hours and then rejected males.
Post-copulation
While the pre-copulatory period was described as "warming up", the post-copulatory period was a "cooling off" time. Females rejected males, engaging in the same activities as for pre-copulation, but in reverse order.
Conclusions
Young children should be banned from the university library basements.
Sometimes the most improbable science is also the truest.
Never stand close to cage which contains courting porcupines.
