Well, I just gotta comment because the thread is entitled "men only". I'm not a man and sense women have fought for equal treatment for many years I am here to protest the thread's title. . . well that was how I felt until I read it.. . well, not really. I just felt a little left out. But it was funny!!! Thanks for the laugh.
StinkyPantz
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Men only.
by TruckerGB indrug warning.. police warn all clubbers,partygoers and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.a new date rape drug on the market called beer is used by many females to target unsuspecting men.
the drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere.. it comes in bottles,cans,from taps and in large kegs.. beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them.typically,a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.men are rendered helpless against this approach.. after several beers men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on women to whom they would never be normally attracted.after drinking beer men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before,often with just a vague feeling that something occurred.. at other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life savings in a familiar scam known as a relationship.
it has been reported that in extreme cases,the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as marriage.. apperently,men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex offered by the predatory female.. please!
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JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES WANT IT BOTH WAYS
by Perry inwhen individuals leave the organization for conscience reasons, it is evidence that god is shepherding and protecting the flock by doing a sifting work.
when people leave another christian religion it is evidence that the religion is morally corrupt and unable or unwilling to provide spiritually for their members.
when a christian from another denomination lies, he is acting according to his own disposition being from the father of the lie.
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StinkyPantz
Hey Hauora-
Some Witness! Do they teach you to put down other's opinions and be rude? BTW, we all have lives that aren't ruled and controlled by the WTS. It's too bad you will never be able to think for yourself and have a good, fulfilling, enriching life!
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My mommy doesn't want me. . I need a hug
by StinkyPantz ini sent my mom a letter not too long ago telling her that i wanted my family back.
well, i got a very unexpected response.
she basically said "no".
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StinkyPantz
Outlaw-
I'm sorry, I'm really sensitive. I hate that about me.
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Anyone in Florida, esp. Orlando?
by StinkyPantz inanyone in florida?
especially the orlando area?
i'm moving in about a year because things around here just ain't cool.
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Gwenyth-
Email me!!!
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My mommy doesn't want me. . I need a hug
by StinkyPantz ini sent my mom a letter not too long ago telling her that i wanted my family back.
well, i got a very unexpected response.
she basically said "no".
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StinkyPantz
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I just love it when people make light of my situation. . .
Edit: I'm sure you meant no offense, but. . . I don't know. . it just ain't right right now. . . .
Edited by - StinkyPantz on 25 July 2002 2:16:53
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Not just another Bible.
by Bleep inthe nwt bible was writen from the original hebrew, greek, and aramaic .
manuscripts.
some found in the dead sea caves in 1950. there is no cost.
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I never called Fredhall a Dub. I just thought he was agreeing with Bleep, if I was wrong I apologize.
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WERE YOU CONSIDERED A GOOD EXAMPLE?
by minimus inhave you ever had to deal with the thought that you really weren't that good of an example?
perhaps, the congregation was encouraged to pioneer or reach out for bethel service or go to seldom worked territory, etc.
and when you applied, you were told that you didn't qualify.
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StinkyPantz
I was considered a good example and it sucked!! Whenever new girls came to our hall I was EXPECTED to make friends with them no matter how gross or nerdy they were.
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My mommy doesn't want me. . I need a hug
by StinkyPantz ini sent my mom a letter not too long ago telling her that i wanted my family back.
well, i got a very unexpected response.
she basically said "no".
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You all are wonderful!!!
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JW urban legends
by berten inin my time as jw there was at least one urban legend that was very popular.
amongst jaydubs.this was about the dog named "jehovah" by it's jw-hating owner.
so that when he got visited by them once again,he could shout "jehovah,attack!"..
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-A sister bought her daughter a smurf blanket. During the middle of the night she hears her daughter screaming and upon running in the room realizes that the smurf blanket is attacking her. She then goes to the kitchen to grab a knife and stabs the blanket. Out pours blood.
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WHAT'S THE WORSE THING YOU DID AT THE MEETING?
by Mary ini would have to say the worst (aka: funniest) thing i ever did at a meeting was when i sat with the circuit overseer and his wife (many moons ago......) .
anyway, he was really prim and proper and she was of course, a very submissive wife who barely spoke without her husbands permission.
anyway, he goes to the platform and starts off by asking th audience: who was ahab?
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StinkyPantz
This didn't happen to me but it was still very funny. We had an older brother who still ran the microphones and on this particular day one mike went out which left us with only this brother running around the entire hall. Well, at one point a sister is called on to comment and the brother is no where to be seen. That's when we all hear the sound of someone peeing, a sigh of relief and a toilet flushing. He had forgotten to turn the mike off on his trip to the bathroom.