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  New May Awake! Am I being unreasonable or does this sound crazy!?

  by toweragent in

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  my friends usually walked me home after dark.

  but one evening i was so tired that i decided to call a taxi.

  the driver didnt take me home.

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  This is sofa king stupid I can't believe it.

  So if a JW woman is getting raped, she should scream her lungs out, not because of the horrific and terrifying experience of being brutally violated, but because she has an obligation before Jehovah and the congregation to put up a fight. She should fear that she might get cast out of the congregation and lose her standing before God if she does not put up a fight.

  The Society is stepping way over the line to even comment on how being raped could affect someone's relationship with God. Seriously. Imagine if you were a victim of rape and you read this crap. Such a disgusting crime and the Society shies away from condemning the criminals but heaps guilt and fear on innocent victims. They should just say that any form of sexual invasion or coercion is disgraceful and no woman should ever have to go through that.

  So if an armed man broke into my house, and I was at home, and he started stealing my possessions, and I didn't put up a fight, I would be equally guilty of armed robbery? Or would the matter just be left in Jehovah's hands? Idiots.
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  TITANIC II Set to Sail in 2016

  by Quendi in

  1. social
  2. current

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  I think Clive will die from heart attack before the ship is built, he is obese and extremely unhealthy looking.
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  At JW.Org, for kids, a connect the dots coloring page of Lot's wife turning into salt.

  by Theocratic Sedition in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  http://www.jw.org/en/bible-teachings/family/children/picture-activities/lots-wife-becomes-salt/.

  is it me or is this kinda sick?

  i mean i can understand learning from the account, but this is kinda deviant.

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  they should never write another article condemning video games

  I don't get that either. They always remind everyone in the WT that 'true Christians' should not watch violent entertainment, but they feel that this is suitable education/entertainment for a 4 or 5 year old child. Hypocrisy?? Nothing new though.
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  I'm turning myself in. Lurking elders, are you listening?

  by Eve Deceived in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i think it's fitting for my very first post to be a thread on jw.net turning myself in to any lurking elders out there on a witch-hunt to cleanse the congregation so that god's choosen ones can "remain in god's love.

  " so i'm sorry to all you awesome, truthful apostates on this site, but this thread is really intended for any lurking nazis -- i mean, the taliban -- ugh, i mean elders of the world's most "loving" cult religion.. i am an apostate.

  here, i'll save you the trouble:.

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  TTATT = the truth about the truth

  Hello and welcome Elizabeth.
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  2013 District Convention Program: ‘God’s Word is Truth!’

  by bats in the belfry in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

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  unlike god's word, that jws believe to be absolute truth, any one of their directives given at the 2013 district convention could be subject to misinterpretation.. .

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  I feel a little sick reading this program knowing I will probably be attending this year. One pathetic DC solilquy is way to much.

  On Friday there is a symposium on how you found the truth. I actually found the truth from human aposates (not canine or satan himself) on the big bad Internet.
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  Ok I need some advice on how to decline an elder's appointment....

  by suavojr in

  1. jw
  2. friends

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  in the last 4 months my eyes have been opened to ttatt, my biggest issue is that the elders have been grooming me to appoint me as an elder.

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  Tell them you have a problem with masturbation, God hates a wanker.

  Seriously though, you get good advice here. I will go now and let the adults keep talking.
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  At JW.Org, for kids, a connect the dots coloring page of Lot's wife turning into salt.

  by Theocratic Sedition in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  http://www.jw.org/en/bible-teachings/family/children/picture-activities/lots-wife-becomes-salt/.

  is it me or is this kinda sick?

  i mean i can understand learning from the account, but this is kinda deviant.

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  What a messed up 'kids activity'. I would rather my children play Halo or Call of Duty then participate in this mental screwing excercise. Kids who do this exercise, along with being exposed to all the other death at Armageddon images in the society's literature, wil have a seed planted deep in their minds that will grow into psychological disorders when they mature.

  I know super zealous dubs who won't let their kids watch Madagascar or Kung-fu Panda or play Mariokart because of the violence. They can just do the dot to dots that the society puts out.

  Don't forget to focus on the evil woman's dying eyes kids, notice her terror and pain, she has turned away from Jehovah and is now suffering horrific death. When you finish the dot to dot of death we can all sing 'Listen Obey And Be Blessed' together.

  JWs feel they need to give their kids this divine education, or they could get corrupted by Satan, and that can really mess up a child's mind..
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  New Stupid Assembly Rules

  by WTWizard in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i have heard on this discussion board numerous rules that apply to upcoming a$$emblies.

  some are designed to stop people from meeting the opposite sex; others, to make sure everyone is always ready to recruit new members into the scam.

  i heard that some km inserts have been urging those whose congregation has cleaning assignments to sit in the section that they are assigned to clean.

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  The 'please keep moving' sign creates another privilege that they can give to zealous young brothers who meets the spiritual qualifications to hold a sign.
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  And the point of this video is??

  by cedars in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  here's a few guesses.... the brooklyn waterfront is a convenient place for the society to make their videosgrowing up as a jw when your friends have cellphones and you don't is "kind of rough" and a "kind of sad story"suddenly it's ok for jw youths to "go out" with worldly friends?

  ?you should listen to what your "peers" say, so long as they're jws on a society video.

  anything else is peer pressure.playing by yourself with a frisbee is the preferred sport for young people (no teams or competition involved)young jws don't have a clue how to communicate with the opposite sex via text messages"it's really up to you how you choose to communicate with this wonderful tool that you have"... even though it clearly isn't.the society's video-making department are already running out of ideashttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=se_iuspg_14.

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  This video has a real Mormon flavour. They are trying to project the image that Mormons, I mean JWs, are normal, well adjusted, young adults who have a spiritual view of mobile phones and sexting.... sounds stupid? It is.

  The music sounded like it was out of Napoleon Dynamite.... Wasn't that movie made by Mormons?
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  What if you simply IGNORED being disfellowshipped and continued as before?

  by Terry in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i know this is an odd idea.

  maybe it is even silly.. but, i do daydream..... .

  what if you were informed that you are disfellowshipped and you flashed a huge smile and said, "nah.".

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  It sounds a bit like George Costanza when he gets fired but then just shows up to his work like nothing happened.