Posts by GoneAwol

i felt energy or chi pulsate through each of my chakras, from the base of the spine to the crown of the head, then back, after that i felt like a newborn for three days.

i felt like i was reborn spiritually and god gave me a new name - indi.

GoneAwol

"I felt energy or chi pulsate through each of my chakras, from the base of the spine to the crown of the head, then back, after that I felt like a newborn for three days."

.....you went and gave an electrical wall socket a wet willy, didn't you?

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It won’t be much longer now.

by Tameria2001 in

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a couple weeks back my husband got a phone call from his brother, whom he hasn’t spoken to in nearly 17 years.

well i take that back, he did speak to him at the family reunion, asking him to leave.

my husband basically told him to f off, he would leave when he’s darn good and ready, but he didn’t use the word darn.

Gather a list of all the child abuse cases involving jw's, make up loads of leaflets, ( "leaflets", thats a dub word is'nt it?) and then pay a student to put them under the windscreen wipers of all the cars in the carpark while the funerals on. Cant be traced back to you....

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Born Twice - Die Once .... Born Once - Die Twice

by Perry in

jesus taught that we must die unto ourselves, and allow the holy spirit to take up residence within us.

some people get saved by simply inviting jesus into their hearts, to be the lord of their life.

this serves as a countering force within the born-again christian to counterbalance the will of the flesh, which is still unsaved in this life and destined for destruction in imitation of our lord himself.. attempting to live the christian life without having this spirit within you is a waste of time at the minimum, and dangerous on the downside.

GoneAwol

Perry is studying again.......

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Orginal sin: Tree of knowledge of good and evil

by dreddie in

telling and knowing the truth.. it is your job to tell and know the truth and not be decived by the lies of satan.. believing this, you need the knowledge of what is good and evil.

because with the bible you believe you can know the truth.

where there is no knowledge of the truth and good and evil.

GoneAwol

"Jehova's paradise , his love is available for every man, here and now. He created man so he could love and care for them. He asks only one thing in return. That you accept this love and care of your own free wil."

.......cos if you dont, he's gunna KILL YOOOO!

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2016 Regional Convention - Sunday Morning synopsis

by Jehalapeno in

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via reddit.

here are the morning program highlights.

will update for the afternoon once it's all over.

GoneAwol

Air raid shelters for sale! Yours for just 20,000!

To qualify you must at some point, have sold your home and drawn closer to god. And given the equity to the "help our pedo's hide" fund.

Available in armageddon red, or silver sword grey. Comes with 100000 free watchtower's to wipe each others ass on.

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How was your wedding?

by BeautifulMind in

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how was your wedding?

did you have a jw wedding or something different?

my wedding was not what either of us wanted at first, but it turned out very lovely.

GoneAwol

Mine was like a car crash. I cant remember any of it.

However, we have just celebrated our 25 wedding anniversary. We are more connected than we have ever been. Just fortunate I think.

And i`m reminded every day that I made the right decision to marry at 18. Totally blind, didn't know what I was doing. Wouldn't recommend it to anyone.

Still, we have 3 fine daughters, a good life full of adventure, and common goals that bind us as a family together.

I can honestly say, if we'd stayed "in", we would be divorced by now.

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Where did Jehovah go ?

by Deleteandrestart in

for the many years i was mentally " in " the congregation, i equated the organisation as interchangeable with the persona of jehovah, in effect whatever the organisation said or thought, that was what jehovah thought and that was what jehovah said.... it was that simple.

so when i found out the ttatt and the cynical moves of the organisation over the years,including 1975 , the donation arrangements, the united nations, etc i was devastated and thought " where's jehovah in all of this?".

the god who i'd poured my heart out to on many occasions and who i thought was silently listening and hearing my pleas ..... was not there , .

GoneAwol

......he`s on the lav.

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Were you beaten as a child?

by purrpurr in

i've been confronting my mother with her dubious parenting skills (abuse) of me as a child.

particularly the beatings i would get with the wooden spoon.

not a light smack but hitting me as hard as she could for as long as she could.

GoneAwol

Me and my brother got the cricket bat, yes thats correct, the cricket bat. A silver coloured Sondico full size. Anything that riled our step dad, that was it. We used to have bunk beds made of angle iron, he would make us bend over under the top one, then wack! Sore arse and bonse at the same time.

I turned 13, my bro 18 months older. I smashed the kitchen window larking about, and my step dad came running after me with the bat. My bro grabbed it and beat the crap out of him. Never touched us after that

Oh yeah, hes 69 now. And he works for me. Happy days.