I led a double life for the LONGEST time...the last couple of years were a joke, really. I just didn't want to rock the boat before I moved out of my parents' house, is all.
During my last meeting with the elders, I was a very bad boy - I made up a lot of stories about some ppl in my ex-cong. who had pissed me off and acted all prissy towards me, simply because my parents weren't as rich as theirs, and although I feel bad about it today, it was worth it seeing the looks on those elders' faces.
The sad thing was, they wrote down every word I said and their faces looked as if I was telling them something straight out of the Bible. If I hadn't been so nervous I would have been laughing my silly ass off at that point, but I was close to crying, so that didn't happen.
They also told me that they knew what I was doing 'behind their backs'. There you go - apparently my 'loving brothers' had been informing the elders about my less-than-wholesome activities. Now before you ppl get the impression that I'm a coke snorter or something, NO, these things involved grrls. Well, women actually, to be precise. hehe.
Worst of all, by the time they left, I was basically a wreck - these specific elders had actually been very kind towards me for many years (one of them was the real deal - he was a guy you could relate to, a kind, but stern sort of guy - I still love him to this day. He was the Junior Elder, there were two of 'em.) But the senior elder was all harsh and crude about the deal, as they were leaving I called out 'goodbye guys, thanks for coming!' and the older one ignored me, just frowning and carrying on walking.
God, that was a difficult day.
"I see no good reasons why the views given in this volume should shock the religious sensibilities of anyone." -- Charles Darwin, The Origin Of Species, 1869.