Posts by SYN

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Does anyone know about this WT tool ?

by jwsons in

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dear all,.

i really don't know what's it about, if anynone know, just tell me.

by myself, i have no idea.. http://jehovah.to/index.htm

SYN

ARGARGARARUAJAHGHGH!! Whew! Now I've got that off my chest, lemme summarize just how horrificly bad this site is:

* They use TIME NEW FLIPPING ROMAN for their site fonts! I think I'm going to be sick! Somebody gimme a barf bag!
* Not only do they use an ancient font from the 19th century that unfortunately managed to find it's way into Windows in the early 90s, but they also use a Javascript Hover() routine to make links BOLD when you hover your mouse over them! EGADS! All the links shrink and grow like magic mushrooms! This makes the site quite hard to navigate unless you are completely drunk and automagically compensate for the movement.
* Continuing with the atrocities, I must say that this is one of the most biased sites (apart from watchtower.org, which is the King of biased sites on the Internet by a large measure) I have ever laid eyes upon. "Witness under fire" "Court continues case that should never have come to trial" ad nauseum!
* There's a link on the side called 'Religious Freedom'! AHAHAH! You can't make this up, it's just too funny for words!
* GRRR! This flipping 'Religious Freedom' page is almost impossible to navigate too. The brilliant author of the HTML code for the site didn't consider the fact that if you stick a plain-text link inside a paragraph of text, hovering over the link will cause half the paragraph to make it's way down the screen! The pain! Maybe he doesn't want people finding out about religious freedom, what with lines like "Read about what a Federal District Court thinks about the "brainwashing" theories of anti-"cult" propagandists. Pay particular attention to the section that is boldfaced." Well, my man, it's particularly DIFFICULT to access any of these links, thanks to your incredible site design! Kudos for that, d0OD!
* I am also continually amazed by the use of some anti-Jehovah's Witnesses websites by those who profess to be Christians. Many such sites are actually owned and maintained by agnostics and atheists. And this matters why? Do the atheists impose their religious views on the sheer elements of the HTML on the pages? Oh no, damn, did he forget that his ISP is most likely an athiest too? Or possibly even the people who host his OWN SITE???? Hello?
* OMG, they mention Kent on here! Cool! Check it out, The 'Truth' about Kent Steinhaug http://jehovah.to/freedom/steinhaug.htm !!!!
* These messages have been edited but have not been edited in such a way as to misrepresent their content or meaning. OK, I'm supposed to trust a guy who is 1) a Dub, and 2) uses Times New Roman for his site font? PUHLEEZZZZEEE!
* "Part One: When Fantasy Becomes Reality" MUWAHAHAHA! *LOL*

Damn, I don't have enough time during the rest of my natural life span to laugh at this site. Maybe we can take it in shifts, people. Go ahead, make my day!

I'm sure glad we don't vote anymore like we did before we got the truth. Now we get to complain about everything ALL the politicians do!
[SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate, Africa

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HOW GOD GETS MESSAGE TO WATCHTOWER LEADERSHIP

by Liberty in

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just how do the 144,000 co-rule the earthly organization with christ?

i started thinking about this subject again after seeing the post on the watchtower as a false prophet.

do any of you remember how this was explained in the old days (i've been out so long i don't know if this is now "old light")?

SYN

Yeah, all 8 of them.

I'm sure glad we don't vote anymore like we did before we got the truth. Now we get to complain about everything ALL the politicians do!
[SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate, Africa

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What the hell day is it anyway??

by butalbee in

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omg.

life is a blur, just trying to figure out, is it really tuesday?

is it tuesday?

SYN

ButalBee: Damnit! If you just sit there, ZERO is going to happen. For God's sake (and yours), why don't you just go up behind him and grab him??? It can go one of two ways - either he will 'ravish' (TEEHEE) you, or he won't, and he'll say something lame to get out of it. The chances of the latter happening are very, very close to ZERO. Trust me on this. If the man isn't gay or dead, he won't MIND @ ALL!!!! I can't emphasize this enough - ask any man on this thread, and he will tell you the same thing (with the exception perhaps of BritBoy or JoelBear, but I betcha they'd do the same thing to another man! )

You have to EMPOWER YOURSELF! Otherwise your situation will not change ever! Do I sound like a motivational speaker or what!

Xander: Geesh, and you thought you were busy when you were a DUB! Just be careful that another High Control Cult isn't trying to take over your life dude! Ow!

I'm sure glad we don't vote anymore like we did before we got the truth. Now we get to complain about everything ALL the politicians do!
[SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate, Africa

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The Watchtower April Fool

by radar in

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the watchtower april fool.

i have just received a copy of the watchtower april 15th, which a friend posted to me.

he highlighted an article to me, entitled two pastors who appreciated russells writings.

SYN

AHAHAHA! Typical.

Never thought that way - you're very right, Russel would be disfellowshipped so quickly from the BORG that he wouldn't know whether he was coming or going!

I'm sure glad we don't vote anymore like we did before we got the truth. Now we get to complain about everything ALL the politicians do!
[SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate, Africa

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been out for a bit.....

by butterfly2002 in

well....i was raised in the truth....pioneered....and did all the right stuff.....married an "unbeliever"...have been married for more than 10 yrs...(great marriage even though i was warned it would be horrible)...so now i have not gone for 5 months now...and well..... not one person has called...come by....just to see whats up... so just curious to see if anyone else has had this happen to them... thanks for any response...

SYN

Glad to see your head isn't stuck in the sand anymore like so many OTHER people we all know...

I'm sure glad we don't vote anymore like we did before we got the truth. Now we get to complain about everything ALL the politicians do!
[SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate, Africa

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Apostate Man

by avengers in

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re: the watchtower is not a false prophet .. ye... apr 3, 2002 08:34 .

quote:.

any person or organization that states that something will take place on a certain date or in a certain year and then is wrong about it, is a false-prophet.. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------.

SYN

Damnit, I have to clean coffee from my frikking monitor again. Avengers, stop making these hilarious posts!

The WTBTS is stupid beyond stupid. They have crossed the event horizon of stupidity and have now attained a level of stupidity so high that not even our pitiful mathematics can begin to describe it! Their stupidness is so vast that they are threatening to destroy the entire known Universe and take everything down with them...GAK.

END OF RANT. THANK YOU FOR TUNING IN.

I'm sure glad we don't vote anymore like we did before we got the truth. Now we get to complain about everything ALL the politicians do!
[SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate, Africa

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Big Ray in trouble with Watchtower Society ?

by jwsons in

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dear everyone,.

you may known that previously, this discussion forum owned by big ray, he is a faithful witness to watchtower, he sold his forum then formed some other similar forums for others, who faithful to the society.

however, he now seems has a problem with society.

SYN

RunningMan: Quite right. But then, the WTBTS isn't famous for making smart decisions, now is it?

There's a bad feeling in the pit of my stomach that they're going to make Internet usage in general a horrible sin in an upcoming Watchtower, like watching a porno movie or going to a church service or something. Most of the faithful would then stop using it completely, I guarantee you. The rest will be OURS! BWUAHAHAH! Welcome to the Dark Side! *GIGGLE*

I'm sure glad we don't vote anymore like we did before we got the truth. Now we get to complain about everything ALL the politicians do!
[SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate, Africa

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Big Ray in trouble with Watchtower Society ?

by jwsons in

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dear everyone,.

you may known that previously, this discussion forum owned by big ray, he is a faithful witness to watchtower, he sold his forum then formed some other similar forums for others, who faithful to the society.

however, he now seems has a problem with society.

SYN

Well it doesn't say anything about the Society on his page. Sounds to me more like he ran out of $$$ to pay for bandwidth than anything else.

I'm sure glad we don't vote anymore like we did before we got the truth. Now we get to complain about everything ALL the politicians do!
[SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate, Africa

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THE NEW MINISTRY!

by Adam in

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and adam raised his voice and spoke to his bretheren and sisteren and said unto them, "the time has come, o brothers and sisters, to do your part, your duty!

you who have the truth should not be keeping it to yourselves.

the truth should be spread to all corners of your neighborhood, your country, to the whole world!

SYN

Wouldn't work...they'd organize the biggest book burning of all time.

Orwellian references are cool!

I'm sure glad we don't vote anymore like we did before we got the truth. Now we get to complain about everything ALL the politicians do!
[SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate, Africa

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Meet The New "Spirit-Directed" Govern...

by Derrick in

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how they believe it is supposed to work .

[li] the present annointed governing body members shall soon pass away and receive their heavenly reward, not awaiting a resurrection.. [li] having run the fine "race" to the finish, they shall effectively pass "go" and collect their proverbial $200, to borrow a metaphor from the milton bradley game.. [li] upon their physical deaths they expect to enjoy an instant transfer of consciousness into glorious spirit bodies in heaven.. [li] not going to the proverbial monopoly "jail" upon their deaths (until awakening to a resurrection like the rest of sinful mankind), they expect to pass "jail" and go directly to a heavenly "park place" filled with riches and powers beyond earthly comprehension.. [li] these men who proclaimed themselves as part of the collective "faithful and discreet slave class" here on earth expect to enter heaven to reign over mankind as "priests" next to jesus christ, who is king over the earth, for a thousand years.. how it might actually work.

[li] the present men on the watchtower society's governing body shall soon die of natural age related causes.. [li] each one suddenly finds himself hovering over and looking down on his frail aged body in shock and puzzlement, as younger men scurry about his body.

SYN

I'm with Gopher on this one, myself.

I'm sure glad we don't vote anymore like we did before we got the truth. Now we get to complain about everything ALL the politicians do!
[SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate, Africa