Has brother Lett got any teeth on the upper right side as one looks at him?
Does Anthony Morris III use an electric sander on his face?
If not... has he been embalmed?
Could JWTV... be any worse?
Do you guys say ''Yippeee!'' every time you press delete in the JDub.Org library?
Jay-Z says... can he have his Rolex's back?
If it's ''presumptuous'' that you're the only ones God communicates with on earth, then WTF are we all doing here?
Can brother Herd... be arsed?
Are some of the rules like tight pants, for shitz n giggles?
When you move the donations money around until it reaches Brooklyn, are you scared it might cause a whirlwind?
Is it that you're just jealous that your saggy thighs and asses don't look good in tight pants?
Is the reason you don't change the two witness rule because nobody understands subtraction?
Which is greater, the number of books you've opened in the bible or the number of books you've never opened in the bible?
If Armageddon is imminent, did you remember to pop a pope-mobile down on the expenses before the factory gets destroyed?
When are you ordering the JDUB JET?