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Women are COWS!
by JanH inwhen a girl reaches the age of puberty or physical maturity, her.
body has developed in the matter of sex more than in the mind.. young folks like to be together, first in groups, later in twos.. if they have not been instructed by their parents in regard to the.
permitted, because the female is not in physical condition to breed.. the bull seems to understand this and keeps in his own place.
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Electromagnetic Pulse Weaponry
by You Know injust a friendly reminder, that on any given day, merely one large mega-ton nuclear device exploded high in the atmosphere over the united states, could fry virtually every "unhardened" electrical device in the entire nation.
numerous prophecies speak about the fall of the oddly yoked anglo-american dyad.
the only thing at this point that remains unclear is exactly when the downfall will occur and how it will come about.
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Alan,
Yes,
and to help the readers Unlock the Mystery of "You Know"
and his Neverending "King of the North" Rigmarole,
we, offer:* http://www.intrex.net/tallyman/KofN1.html
[Courtesy of Prominent Bethelite]
Now, try and Focus.
(psssst... YK? ... your first post? ... it bombed)
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a few here who might appreciate the humor...
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tears of sorrow, tears of joy
by Mommie Dark incoming out of this religion nearly killed me.
every single core belief i ever held has been mangled, strangled, drawn&quartered, dipped in pitch and burnt and reduced to carbon ash.
my mind and heart got buried in the soulquake; a protoplasmic blob of rage of pain of stifled grief was all that remained of the human who was born me in lodi ohio.
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Momsy D,
From "Too many Tears" to "ALL Good today!"
w-O-w
Sounds like you were losing too much water yesterday,
and everyone felt you needed some serious Hydration...
so they sent you A Vibal Wave!Looks like you're 'riding the crest', today.
What can I say?
On your situation as described yesterday...
Been There! Doing That!
Just ain't bed-ridden at the moment.On the specialness of today...
Cheers!
I'm going to go pour myself a big glass of cold water
right now and toast you and Pa D.
(that and 'cause I've been doubling my daily hydration
and am feeling benefits for it. yeah. read it in a book.
recently. improved health through drinking mo water.
believe it's working. some.)
Anyway,"Here's looking at you, Kid"
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Sex and the Governing Body!
by nicolaou inconsidering the amount of sexual counsel that comes out of this doddering group of old men, i was wondering when was the last time any of them actually had sex?!.
uuuurgh!.
i need a shower.. nic'.
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Fredsez:
I do not see anything wrong with this picture.
I wander when was the last time you took shot a some booze?Hey " Freds In The Hall "
Wasn't that the name of a show on cable TV's Comedy Central channel?
Well, to answer your question, we are allergic to alcohol.
We are also allergic to Kingdomhol.
Speaking of which,
when you get back tonite, will you be giving us a full report on what went down at the Celebration of the Watchtower's
High Sabbat ?We hear it is their Schmoliest Day of the Year.
Thanks!
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Sex and the Governing Body!
by nicolaou inconsidering the amount of sexual counsel that comes out of this doddering group of old men, i was wondering when was the last time any of them actually had sex?!.
uuuurgh!.
i need a shower.. nic'.
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Fark,
You say, where is the evidence in writing that Da Judge smoked cigars?
Welll, you won't find it in any Watchtower Literature.
I first learned it from listening to the OldTimers's Testimony and Bethel ScuttleButt, when I was at the Big House.
This, from Old Dudes who had been "burned" by Da Judge in some way and didn't hesitate to tell what a Hypokrite he was.Like, when Rutherford outright banned tobacco use at Bethel through writing in the Watchtower mag in 1935, he continued to puff on the stogies.
The Do As I Say Not As I Do kinda thing.A book you might want to seek out though, is:
"Rutherford Uncovered" by Richard Felix, written in the 1930s.Ditto for a booklet written entitled:
"Judge "For Four Days" Rutherford" written by catholic writer named
Curran during the same period.There are some juicy pictures floating around out there that show the
embarrasing side of the Watchtower... that are hard to find too.Here's one I pulled off Ken Raines site, speaking of juice...
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"Booze" Rutherford (seated, with hat), 2nd Watchtower president, circa. end of Prohibition.Tom
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Sex and the Governing Body!
by nicolaou inconsidering the amount of sexual counsel that comes out of this doddering group of old men, i was wondering when was the last time any of them actually had sex?!.
uuuurgh!.
i need a shower.. nic'.
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Considering the amount of sexual counsel
that comes out of this doddering group of old men,
I was wondering when was the last time any of them actually had sex?!Nic,
Ah yes, the Sects Life of the Watchtowerkult Leadership...
well, first comment would be to say, in their case, we do NOT think
Experience has been their Best Teacher...And for a Goof, I goofed off several years ago when I had a run-in
with a WT TrueBeliever out on the Usenet boards who was preaching about jehovah god's "Healthy" organization, and will recycle
this bit of fluff - ( trying to be more of a "Green" )How can one possibly be TOO Goofy when describing
such a Goofball Organization??* http://www.intrex.net/tallyman/sectsual.html
Oy! I realized the first time around the thing took up way too much
scrolling space here, and webpages are so E-Z to make...
and thanks, Nic, for showing me a new word today:
'doddering' - heee. You Brits!So, that would make the old farts on the Governing Body a bunch of
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1975 New Info
by AlanF init means that within relatively few years we will witness the fulfillment of the remaining prophecies that have to do with the "time of the end.".
the lead article "the finest work on earth" in the october 1967 km (p. 1) continued the theme of preaching with a sense of urgency:.
the sense of urgency was effective in getting some students to make a decision.
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Alan,
I bet most to the Kult's Young Pups never saw this lapel card:
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These were printed and distributed by the thousands to the Forward-Looking Fateful who attended the Circuit Assemblies of that year prior to 1975 (who can date this card?), and proudly worn on their coats and dresses to show that The End was Nigh!
SO MUCH Kult Revisionist History...
SO LITTLE time and space to set the record straight: : : s i g h ! : : :
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Fresh Watchtower *LIE* revealed ;-(
by Focus infirst the 1880 teaching:-.
"the seventh trumpet .. reaches to 1914.. christ entered upon the official work of king in 1878.. but what becomes of the idea of those who now oppose us in these things, that christ does not come into possession of his crown, until after this day of wrath?
will they not be compelled to admit for consistency's sake that the harvest and the treading of the winepress must be located away beyond 1914?
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Fokus,
GAWD!
"We" need to sit down and update The List.
SO MUCH Dirty Laundry To Hang Out To Dry
and we've got such good easterly, southerly, westerly,
and even northerly Winds, at the moment, to fly the Kult's
Freakish Flags...: : : s i g h ! : : :
TT
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Obituary Pioneers
by LovesDubs inthings have gotten desperate in the us for the borg.
they lowered the hours required by the pioneers to 70 and there was this little surge in the number of pioneers and yet there was a negative "increase" in this country.
so...desperate times call for desperate measures.
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Lubs,
Right on.
You're always able to cull the freshest intell on the Kult.
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Teeny,
Right on, too.
They prey.
Prey over the dead.
Karrion Kultists.
Suck emotional life out.
Seek weakness.
Exploit.
Many worker Bees needed to feed Hive.
The god of the bees IS the Hive.
Terrorists.
That too.
Issue Daily, Doorly, Death-Threats.
Kriminals.
Home Invaders.
Venomous Bees.
Extremely Dangerous.
The Bane of family,
EVERYWHERE.
Pose as family friend.
Attach to family like Parasite.
Opportunistic InfeKtion feeding off a weak host body.
Bleed you dry.
They will.Tallyman hope Teeny not any Sorer.
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