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Face/Pyramids on Mars! What do you think?

by qwerty in

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the things you look into without the wt cynical mind behind every thought.. [ http://www.geocities.com/area51/6683/cydonia-face.html].

qwerty .

justa surfin!

Tallyman

LOL, Tally, I'll withhold judgement till you clarify something for me. Is sir Arthur royalty via a commission or via the old fashioned way(inbreeding)?

SIX, I know before I get into a bonafide argument wit you, I'd better have eaten my Wheaties that morning. I didn't this morning.

But "Sir" Arthur had his Royalty bestowed, konferred if you will, by the Kweenie herself! ... so, wouldn't that put him out of the danger of the inbred imbecile Royal Klass??

'Nother Words, he still might have a functioning brain left, even though he's up in his 80s.

And I DO bet he's got all his teeth, and they're straight, not snaggled, but the Sri Lankan sun mighta beaten down on him some and tinged his Neck ever so slightly a Shade of Red... heeeeeee

ps. what does Adam Ant have to do with this?

Ohhhhh, now THAT wuz a good'un!
"Don't Drink, Don't Smoke, what IS it That You Do"...
bbbeeee beee bee beee beee be-!

Man! That song has a downbeat that can't be beat!
It is a hybrid of Sophisticated/Honkyfied

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Prisca,
thank you for being so Schweet to logical. he needs hep.
and thank you for bring up "Honeybuns"... mmmmmmmm!

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Mommy,
your boy is already well on the way to becoming a full fledged
Johnny Reb iffing he can down TWO Honeybuns in a row at such tender years.

I 'member working out in the Tobakky Fields as a youngun and we'd take a break in the hot July sun at the end of a row of the leaf, after cropping it, and the Massah would bring us ICE-COLD RC Colas and Honeybuns! Pure Heaven...

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teejay,
we're going to keep this thread going forever.
and if it looks like it might be slowing down, we're going to
gel the paddles and shout: "Klear!" ... and shock it to life.

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ianao,
last but not least...
WHAT can I say man, what can I say?

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Pharisees...

by somebody in

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when i first started to look into the teachings of jesus, i went out and bought a couple of books to help me.

i bought a bible dictionary, and a bible commentary.

when i looked up " pharisees" in my bible dictionary, it said "see jewish parties".

Tallyman

When I first started to look into the teachings of Jesus, I went out and bought a couple of books to help me. I bought a Bible
dictionary, and a Bible commentary. When I looked up " Pharisees" in my bible dictionary, it said [...]

Schomebody,

I have a reference work. I wrote it. It is called:
The Tallyman's Intergalaktik Koncise Diktionary and Kommentary of the Bible

...and I forgot what I wrote about the Pharisees, so I looked it up again.

Okay, here is (partially) what it said:

Pharisee.(pronounced) 'Fairy-Schee'. - def.

"a prominent group of hipperkritters who got the Ass-Kicking of their life by Jesus, My Main Man, not my Secondary, but my Primary..."

"they espoused the original Anal-Retentive doctrine still in practice today, by, most notably the Kult Leaders of the Watchtower society."

"the Pharisees were so devoted to Kleanliness, they thought it sinful to even defekate, and retained the fekal matter within. They were SO Full of Shit, that they 'had to go' ... ONCE a week - that's all.
...to remain in a klean state, they wiped so hard, their Asses became Raw. (that's when Jesus was not Kicking their Ass, of kourse!)"

"they were blind-folded and could not see straight, but of kourse, they peeked, and had a partikular pathologikal bent on going out and putting blindfolds on the kommon men and women... and vigorously spinning (the Pharisees were the original Spin Doctors, too) the people, making them dizzy... and then talked them into the direction of a Deep Hole, which pit the kommon people fell in."

"Jesus put the word out on the street about these Muthas and called them some Righteous words, like 'Mean Snakes', 'White-Washed Tombstones', 'Human Detritus'... etc. ... Jesus also would have called them 'White Trash', but since they were Jews, he had to refer to them as 'Olive Trash'"

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these are just a few excerpts from my entry for "Pharisees"...

I have much more if you would like to read it from my Scholarly Tome.

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BTW, you can borrow my copy of Ray's second book. (save schome $)
It's a signed copy (whoa!), so you'd have to take care of it.
I'm going to put it up for auction on eBay.

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The Great Watchtower Disappearing Act!

by Tallyman in

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* http://www.intrex.net/talley/boggess.html .

here is another example of watchtower magick, which makes things go away.. a case almost 10 years old now, where a married jw couple living near charlotte, nc filed charges against elders & the wts.. 8, count'em eight, criminal charges were filed against these defendants.. a jw sister, named ginger boggess was hauled in before a judicial committee because her daughter wanted to join a high school function.. the elders on the committee really musta worked her over, or so she alleged.. the complaint listed:.

1. false imprisonment.

Tallyman

Amazing,
I hopes you're right.
JT, you get it.
Ven, you're schweet.
Fark, you're schweet too.
So's everyone else.

EXCEPT "FriedBrain".
Hoss, you're what we call in the South, "A Mean Snake", "Stinking Mean"...

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Face/Pyramids on Mars! What do you think?

by qwerty in

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the things you look into without the wt cynical mind behind every thought.. [ http://www.geocities.com/area51/6683/cydonia-face.html].

qwerty .

justa surfin!

Tallyman

Looks like Sir Arthur is more ADAMANT than ever about life existing on Mars.

* http://www.space.com/peopleinterviews/clarke_mars_010601.html

Now, SIX, ye ain't gonna argue with Royalty, are ye?

I wonder if Mr.Clarke is missing any teeth??

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The Great Watchtower Disappearing Act!

by Tallyman in

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* http://www.intrex.net/talley/boggess.html .

here is another example of watchtower magick, which makes things go away.. a case almost 10 years old now, where a married jw couple living near charlotte, nc filed charges against elders & the wts.. 8, count'em eight, criminal charges were filed against these defendants.. a jw sister, named ginger boggess was hauled in before a judicial committee because her daughter wanted to join a high school function.. the elders on the committee really musta worked her over, or so she alleged.. the complaint listed:.

1. false imprisonment.

Tallyman

* http://www.intrex.net/talley/Boggess.html

Here is another example of Watchtower Magick, which makes things go away.

A case almost 10 years old now, where a married jW couple living near Charlotte, NC filed charges against Elders & The WTS.

8, count'em EIGHT, Criminal Charges were filed against these defendants.

A jW sister, named Ginger Boggess was hauled in before a Judicial Committee because her daughter wanted to join a high school function.

The Elders on the Committee really musta worked her over, or so she alleged.

The Complaint listed:
1. FALSE IMPRISONMENT
2. ASSAULT
3. BATTERY
4. INTENTIONAL INFLICTION OF MENTAL DISTRESS on GINGER BOGGESS
5. NEGLIGENT INFLICTION OF MENTAL DISTRESS on GINGER BOGGESS
6. INTENTIONAL INFLICTION OF MENTAL DISTRESS on JOHN BOGGESS
7. NEGLIGENT INFLICTION OF MENTAL DISTRESS on JOHN BOGGESS
8. ALIENATION OF AFFECTIONS

... and it was going to a Jury Trial in Superior Court
and the Watchtower Suits came down from Brooklyn and : : : p o o f ! : : : - the whole affair disappeared!

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So, don't all you Peeps get your hopes raised too high on this supposed upcoming NBC "Dateline" piece on Watchtower Pedophilia.

The Watchtower makes REEL GOOD Use Of Those Kingdom Kontributions.

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Elders appointed by Holy Spirit?

by LadyBug in

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amazings justice points brings me to this point.

elders truly believe that they are appointed by gods spirit.

so when they appoint someone who is:.

Tallyman

The Schmoly Schpirit appointed me a Watchtower elder.

Izzat the same thing you were asking?

Hey BugEyeWife... Bug's a Kool Dude!

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eBay and JW stuff

by Celia in

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i wonder, when some of the books that are not in print anymore .

--- because the light is getting brighter and all that, and the .

old truth does not need to be known by the newer jws --- .

Tallyman

Celia!

Heavens! Do you think the WTKult would actually use
'Contributions For the Kingdom Work' from the money sent in
by the hard working Rank and File to do that???

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