Posts by Tallyman

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Waiting's Never-ending Joke Thread

by Seven in

happy monday!.

had no price tag.

much to her embarrassment the cashier got on the intercom and boomed out for the entire store to hear: "price check on lane thirteen, tampax, supersize.

Meet my li'l Buddyette

by Tallyman in

like ellie mae, i just love kritters.. this is one of my best little friends.. here's me teasing her and 'faking her out' .... .

then i really give her just one peanut .... .

and looks what it leads to .... .

Tallyman

Like Ellie Mae, I just LOVE Kritters.

This is one of my best little friends.

Here's me teasing her and 'faking her out' ...

Then I really give her JUST ONE peanut ...

And looks what it leads to ...

"Buuuuuurrrpp!"

(she's eating for more than one these days - tree hollow full of babies)

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FREE ADVICE

by peaceloveharmony in

jw
friends

hey people .

well, um, ya, so i'm just gonna offer some free, unsolicited adive here...... quick aside: for those of you that don't know me, here's a little background (short and sweet version)....raised a jw, baptized at 15, da'd at 17. .

here is a little plh philosophy:.

Tallyman

SO, maybe there is some truth to the reports that marijuana does burn brain cells

It's True.
THAT's why I'm klinging tightly to those few I have left!
Your Dad Did LSD and "acid"?
What kind of "acid"??

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How a jW can 'get away with' taking blood

by Tallyman in

jw
friends

all you have to do is pay some (phony) penance and a variation of the following:.

day 1 in hospital - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -.

hlc to jw patient: did you take blood today?.

Tallyman

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Y e s h !

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FREE ADVICE

by peaceloveharmony in

jw
friends

hey people .

well, um, ya, so i'm just gonna offer some free, unsolicited adive here...... quick aside: for those of you that don't know me, here's a little background (short and sweet version)....raised a jw, baptized at 15, da'd at 17. .

here is a little plh philosophy:.

Tallyman

Tally, I gotta ask, what is the new pic?

'Shades of Gray', wendy, 'shades of gray'.

That's what (my) life is.

And that's our Latest Statement AGAINST the Black & White Kult,
albeit a small one...

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Did I tell you I was stoned when I had the Hippie Pic taken 30 years ago? It was the image on my driver's license. I went to the Dept.of Motor Vehicles to renew my license, and thought I should be stoned when it was snapped, to help out the cop who would eventually pull me over, so he could identify me, as I KNEW I would be stoned at the time of getting a traffic ticket. I figured it would help to expedite things. That's when I lived in a commune east of Raleigh, and - no exaggeration - the First Thing I saw in the morning was someone holding a lit joint up in my face, and - s m o k e - all during the day, and the Last Thing I saw at night, before I passed out, was a lit joint someone was holding up in my face...

I have to chuckle at some of these young bucks here who talk about taking a few tokes on some weed... heeee. We used to engage in Year-Long-Marijuana-Marathons.

Smoked enough to last me a lifetime.
No more.

But, the Hippie pic was a memory of what life was like B.K. (Before Kult). Wisht I still had some hair, though... : s i g h ! :

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How a jW can 'get away with' taking blood

by Tallyman in

jw
friends

all you have to do is pay some (phony) penance and a variation of the following:.

day 1 in hospital - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -.

hlc to jw patient: did you take blood today?.

Tallyman

mommy,

you are Velly Velcome!

We love to see we have Tickled Yore Funny Bone and have kontributed to the Spontaneous Release of More Endorphins

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US to lose King of the South Crown

by Uncanny in

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friends

now that the news is out the the united states of america has lost its seat on the united nations security council, one can only speculate if and when the old boys in the brooklyn writing deparetment will strip them of their king of the south title.. the us says it was because europe couldn't "get its act together.

" but the truth was they just didn't get enough votes.

not too many salutes from the middle east or the asian countries, especially after george w's spyplane fiasco over the chinese border.. i'd like to see china, the awakening giant, take on the role of the big bad bible bogeyman on the planet during these never ending wicked last days.

Tallyman

who do you think the new King of the North will be?

Unkanny,
it's anyone's guess.

We hear the GB meets once a week in their seKret room and play craps to see who wins the right to choose the next New Lite.
And they pop open cold cans of "SheKinah Lite" and guzzle down their Witches Brew for the necessary Inspiration to come up with the identity of the next "King"...

They then break for lunch and have a hearty meal of Stone Soup with Krackers. The GB supplies the Stone and all the poor sucker Fanatix have to contribute the rest of the Kontents.
The GB is Krafty like that, don't you know!

Refreshed after chowing down on the spiritual meal, they go out on the Open Road and 'Test Drive their New Doktrine'. They've already had MANY "Kings" to Krash & Burn ... http://www.intrex.net/tallyman/KofN1.html

And you guessed it - the R&F are the Krash Test DUMMIES!

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