UK driving on the correct side of the road I agree. Fun fact (not sure on how true this is, but it makes sense to me)... I heard that we drive on the left side of the road due to the tradition of jousting, which meant that the right arm (typically the strongest) was in line with their opposers.
With regards JCs, I've never had one thankfully! One of my best mates was in one a while back... When he went outside after it had finished and he'd been Dfd, he looked at the nearest elder and went:
"Wow... Would you look at the stars out tonight! It really makes me think of stuff you know?"....
And the elder was saying "what what??"
My mate would say "just really awe inspiring things!"
"Like what?"
"Well... To me... It just looks like a giant pair of tits!"
Needless to say it didn't go down too well apparently!