(He may be slow to anger, but when he gets wound up, look out.)
You made my spit out my drink on this one...
Posts by tdogg
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5The Atheist's Book of Bible Stories - Ch. 14 - Bible Justice
by RunningMan ini get really sick and tired of hearing people talk about the righteous judicial system of the bible.
bible justice
most of the faithful men of old had slaves.
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tdogg
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The Atheist's Book of Bible Stories - Ch. 15 - Of Numbers, Poop, & Other...
by RunningMan inwell, i guess its about time that i dealt with one of the housekeeping issues of this book numbers.
although i have dealt with the bibles poor mathematical skills in the chapter the numbers of the book, up to this point i have only proven that in some cases, the bibles numbers are physically impossible.
when it comes to the size and contents of the temple or and the length of the egyptian bondage, the numbers just dont add up.
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tdogg
South of where I live there are some spectacular National Parks. They are recently forced to implement serious "poop" rules. Some areas where space is limited, like Zions, instituted a policy requireing campers and hikers to carry out all solid waste. They said people were literally digging up other peoples poop holes trying to find a place to bury poop. Some require a portable toliet in your campsite. This is only for people that are visiting on a seasonal basis. Imagine millions of residents for even a matter of weeks, thats a lot of poop.
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14 Days Until Battlestar Galactica, Season 2
by Yizuman ini so cannot wait!
starbuck (katie sackhoff)
an absolute hottie and a great viper pilot.
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tdogg
But...Starbuck is a girl...He was my favorite when I was a wee lad...how can this be... no more space girl romancing...DIRK! Where are you??
Seriously, I remember my dad taking me to see the origional movie at on old theater that no longer exists here. I loved the old show, Mormon themes and all (didnt realize that untill I was older).
I did see some of one the new ones the other day and I kinda like like what they did with it (except Starbuck is a girl). I didnt get the end when the Dr. guy was at the ocean with the girl but I didnt see the whole thing...
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My day at the assembly, er, convention
by Pistoff inwell, i could not avoid going today; a close friend got dunked and i had to go.. i was not even in my seat when i was already writing down egregious mind control bs: the first of the day and here it is:.
(verbatim) "obedience in the congregation to the elders is the same as obedience to jehovah personally".
my day got started with that puker.. ok, sit down and take more notes; not enough caffeine to take it straight.
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tdogg
they did away with food service a LOOOOOOOONG time ago.
WHAT! Well that settles it, Im not going to the convention this year for sure.
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The Atheist's Book of Bible Stories - Ch. 13 - David and the Census
by RunningMan indavid and the census
the story of david and the census is one of the most educational of all bible stories.
it reveals so much to us of gods qualities of love, justice, and wisdom, not to mention demonstrating the infallible accuracy of his inerrant word of truth.
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tdogg
Fred, you are like Thomas Paine with a sense of humor.
BTW, when God repents, does he have to make a sacrifice? And would the 70,000 be sufficiant or would he have to kill additional folks to atone to himself for his evil?
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im stuck on guitar
by tsunami_rid3r inim trying to learn stairway to heaven but its too hard, what should i do?
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tdogg
BTW start on the low E string
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im stuck on guitar
by tsunami_rid3r inim trying to learn stairway to heaven but its too hard, what should i do?
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tdogg
ok, im confused about scales. there are a lot of scales i think, which ones should i do first? where can i see the scale i should do?
Just worry about a "major scale" for now. It will teach you all the patterns your fingers need to know at this point. Try to find a simple book. I would write out the one I teach to anyone I am helping, but I dont know how i could do it on this post and have it make sense. Well, Ill try.
E 1 X X X
B X 2 X 4
G 1 X 3 4
D 1 X 3 4
A 1 2 X 4
E X 2 X 4
Numbers are what finger you use and X means doint play that fret
It doesnt matter what fret you start on just do this pattern forward and reverse, then move one fret up and repeat. Good fun but it works.
Hope it doenst confuse ya more
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Another Xenophobe's Guide To The USA:
by Englishman inbritish xenophobes' guide to the usa
recent intelligence from spanish agent "columbus" has indicated that the hoped-for express sailing route between britain and the tea plantations of ceylon and india is blocked by a large land mass going under the name "the united states of america.
" the following advisory for european travellers was originally compiled by the british secret service, but the recent glasnost in eastern europe has made accessible far more comprehensive and accurate archives from the russian committee for state security.
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tdogg
E-man is looking to do some remodeling then, eh?
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im stuck on guitar
by tsunami_rid3r inim trying to learn stairway to heaven but its too hard, what should i do?
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tdogg
DO YOUR SCALES! Then you will have the strength and muscle memory to hold the positions. Noone wants to do scales when they begin but it really will make things move faster. Just a major scale over 2 octaves at first will do wonderful things to your fingers.
-Travis
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JW brother stopped by to awfulize about the bombing in London
by homesteader inmy brother who is a jw (who i helped into the religion when i was a dub) came to my house this morning this morning while we were having breakfast.
the first thing out of his mouth was the bombing in london and how this is the worst bombing since ww11.
then he made the comment "i wonder what this is going to lead to.
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tdogg
Awfulize rhymes with proselytize, well not perfectly, but thats the word my mind jumped to first..hmmm...