im just curious about this:.
mine is stupid, but thoroughly humiliating at the same time.. my mother made me wear high heels for the first time to an assembly when i was 15 years old.
it was all snow and ice that day, but i made it inside fine without slipping.. during the first session, the naughty girl that i was, had gotten bored, so i decided to go to the restroom.. i guess the floors were wet or something, because i slipped and fell down about 17 or 18 steps.... head over heels, quite literally.. i landed at the bottome with my dress up over my head, showing off all my under "wares: lol!.
LOL that is terrible! I guess no more shooting from the hip in service after that one, huh?
I can remember getting a case of the giggles at the door and pretending it was something else, never worked though.
Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it.
Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.
Goethe
hello eveyone.
forgive me for just jumping in your threads without giving some information about myself.. my name is danni.
i am a law enforcement officer.
Yes I agree with with Naeblis.
I dont hate anyone.. or like to find fault with anyone. I do like to make informed choices and recommend you do the same.
Just as you have mostly been talking to JW's with bad experiences, I am sure you will meet JW's with good ones. I dont like to say injurous things about people or groups, so would like you to find out for yourself.
I have made wonderful memories with some Witnesses, alas most of them ended sadly because of the strict lifestyle and harsh judging. Please dont make a total assumption from the things you read online. It is important you make an informed opinion. I cannot warn you that harm will come to you. Yes, some JW's are irritating and may not leave you alone, but I think most are well meaning.
Any other questions, I'd be glad to answer!
Tera
Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it.
Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.
Goethe
ummm...question re my mothers status...she got dfd 3 months ago and expected to be shunned.
indeed, i told her she would be shunned.. but she reckons that everyone is being real nice, talking to her in the street, etc, has there been a change of policy?.
ive been out a long time and would have expected shunning.. shes starting to think of me as a false prophet.
I can't possibly imagine anyone in the Cong talking to a DF'd person!! THAT totally shocks me!!
My mom got DF'd 6 months ago and no-one talks to her!! I'm DA'd and no-one talks to me either...
So you arent wrong at all!
Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it.
Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.
Goethe
hello eveyone.
forgive me for just jumping in your threads without giving some information about myself.. my name is danni.
i am a law enforcement officer.
Hi Danni!
It sounds like you really have it for this guy. I'm sorry he seems unavailable:(
Has he given you the impression that he would give you a chance if you went to the Kingdom Hall?
As far as anything illegal going on with the JW's, I can't speak of anything. I know there are alot of us here that have had bad experiences with unloving people but that does not mean in ANY way that your guy is cold or heartless. He could be a wonderful man, trying to do whats right in his eyes.
I dont want you to make opinions based on what others think.. do some researching and think for yourself. There is good and bad everywhere.. I think mostly I have seen hypocrasy run thick through congregations, but I dont speak for all.
Again, I hope to hear from you soon and let us know what happens!
Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it.
Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.
Goethe
" full of "shit.".
" it's at the beginning of a sentence and when you start a sentence it is proper to use a capitol letter.
....it will mean nothing so moan on this little sight oh watchtower u are so evil boooo hoooooo.
LMAO..
Seven006!!! You are a Master Disser!!!!
That was very well written and very comedic..
See how I threw in the insult about apostates only caring about being happy? That's pisses us right off. We know we are supposed to be scared shitless and live uneducated measurable lives as we wait for god to wipe out the whole earth, so this point hits home.Amen!!!!!
Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it.
Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.
Goethe
if i have to sit here and listen to the father reading any more experiences from the yearbook i'm gonna puke.
hes all happy cause they are such great experiences.
they hold on so desperately to hear something exciting because their own daily lives are so bleak.
LOL RedhorseWoman...
I am sending your story to the Society.. I want to see it in the next YearBook, dammit!!!
;)
Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it.
Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.
Goethe
im just curious about this:.
mine is stupid, but thoroughly humiliating at the same time.. my mother made me wear high heels for the first time to an assembly when i was 15 years old.
it was all snow and ice that day, but i made it inside fine without slipping.. during the first session, the naughty girl that i was, had gotten bored, so i decided to go to the restroom.. i guess the floors were wet or something, because i slipped and fell down about 17 or 18 steps.... head over heels, quite literally.. i landed at the bottome with my dress up over my head, showing off all my under "wares: lol!.
Oh Lilac, that is the worst!
That reminds me of one time at another assembly... a teenager walked in front of all of us to her seat on the main floor. (We were in a stadium with the seats all ascending higher and higher) Well she was going back to her seat and I could tell something was wrong with her dress. I could see her underwear through her pantyhose and wondered what was going on. As she made her way to her seat (right in front of the stage) she put her hand under her butt to smooth her dress before sitting down. Well she obviously felt nothing but pantyhose and was shocked. She put her hand in and pulled out the whole back of her dress. She looked so mortified.. her head was bent down for the rest of the assembly. I thought I was the only one who noticed until I looked around and saw literally hundreds of facing giggling and smirking. I thought they were all paying attention to the speaker.. I shoulda known!
Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it.
Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.
Goethe
if i have to sit here and listen to the father reading any more experiences from the yearbook i'm gonna puke.
hes all happy cause they are such great experiences.
they hold on so desperately to hear something exciting because their own daily lives are so bleak.
LOL
:D
just a funny memory...... my sister and i, once we reached pre-teen, were highly critical of almost all the congregation members.
we'd get home and mercilessly mock and make fun of elders, kids, you name it.
some of our fonder nicknames (warning: some may be weird, but we didn't get out much!
I bow to PureHeart.. the Knower of all Categories of the Hall!!
:)
I'm not worthy, I'm not worthy!
;)
im just curious about this:.
mine is stupid, but thoroughly humiliating at the same time.. my mother made me wear high heels for the first time to an assembly when i was 15 years old.
it was all snow and ice that day, but i made it inside fine without slipping.. during the first session, the naughty girl that i was, had gotten bored, so i decided to go to the restroom.. i guess the floors were wet or something, because i slipped and fell down about 17 or 18 steps.... head over heels, quite literally.. i landed at the bottome with my dress up over my head, showing off all my under "wares: lol!.
LMAO oh my God... I hope you guys are happy.. I've laughed so hard the tears streaked my mascara all over my face! I've gotta go redo my makeup now....
All your stories are SO FUNNY!!! I need to print this thread and read it everyday! I will live to be 297!
Alan, I can tell you that the guy who made you sing by yourself was a major A$$****! Poor thing... I woulda walked right off the stage.
Makes me remember when they put me on the front stage when I was 5.. they didnt tell me what to say only to bring my Childrens Book of Bible Stories. Well, I was the youngest there and forgot to bring my book up. I was so nervous I flipped my dress up and down over my head. Everyone else was so serious and I kept smiling and flirting with the audience. My mom was horrified.
Another time, when I was about 11, I was walking up to the stage for my talk and farted while I was going up the steps. I tried to pass it off on my friend, the householder, but it didnt work. The whole first 3 rows shook through the whole talk laughing. I was so embarrassed... especially when a sister had to 'remind' me of it afterward..
Another time, at an assembly, age 9, I was wearing a pretty red dress that was very 'flouncy'. Many layers of ruffles. Well, I had been sitting for over 4 hours and it was very HOT. (This was July in Hawaii) When I stood to sing the song, I noticed my dress wasnt feeling right... it wasnt to my knees at all. I pulled it straight and felt some fabric pull out of my underwear in the back. I guess with the fidgeting I had done my butt became packed with the 'ruffles' of my dress. It turns out most of my dress managed its way in my crack and I kept pulling more and more out. I looked behind me to see if anyone noticed and there were about 20 people turning red with laughter.
A black elder from the South was giving a talk on the stage about the proper way to dress for baptism. No bikinis and such.. he was supposed to say no thongs where you could see your 'backside' and he says no thongs where people can see your 'biscuits' hanging out. We all laughed so hard...
