Because if you didn't, you'd have sore feet like me...
The_Bad_Seed
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why do I leave everything half done?
by sleepy in.
why do i leave everything .... oh sod it, lets do something else.
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Screwed out of five dollars.
by The_Bad_Seed in.
as some of you may know, our smelly city of toronto is host to world youth day, and the fragile pope for the next few days, so i decided to celebrate today by purchasing some memorabilia, namely, a 10 minute molestation taken place by a catholic preist for a reasonable five dollars in a mobile confessional, only to find out that my molester was really a poseur jehovahs witness.
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The_Bad_Seed
As some of you may know, our smelly city of Toronto is host to World Youth Day, and the fragile Pope for the next few days, so I decided to celebrate today by purchasing some memorabilia, namely, a 10 minute molestation taken place by a Catholic Preist for a reasonable five dollars in a mobile confessional, only to find out that my molester was really a poseur Jehovahs Witness.
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yay! I'm gonna be in chris rocks new movie
by bboyneko ini got in as an extra, i start filming tommorow and friday, the movie is called friend of the state or soemthing like that, its about him running for president.
wish me luck..ill post pics when im done.
:)
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The_Bad_Seed
Make sure to offer him a tract. This could be an excellent chance to witness to Mr. Rock informally.
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The_Bad_Seed
I've had enough of this bullshit.
Bye.
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Are ya bitter with a twist or happy and bent?
by unclebruce ing'day folks, .
i don't post much nowerdays but on returning here after a break it strikes me how serious minded many of you are.
well that's all fine and dandy, serious people got rights too, but i do wonder why it is that jw's (once a jw always a jw in my little black book of sigmund fraud ;) are more seriously disposed and want to argument than the population in general (don't argue with me about this people i done a survey) .
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The_Bad_Seed
*L*
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Are ya bitter with a twist or happy and bent?
by unclebruce ing'day folks, .
i don't post much nowerdays but on returning here after a break it strikes me how serious minded many of you are.
well that's all fine and dandy, serious people got rights too, but i do wonder why it is that jw's (once a jw always a jw in my little black book of sigmund fraud ;) are more seriously disposed and want to argument than the population in general (don't argue with me about this people i done a survey) .
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The_Bad_Seed
Has anyone else noticed that jjrizos picture bears a striking resemblance to Stallone in Cobra? If in fact you are the Italian Stallion jjrizo, please, send me an invite to your place if you ever hold an apostofest. I want to hear a few 'Yo, Seedie's'. I can then die happy.
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Why? Why can't JW's ADMIT there's a problem?
by pomegranate insome one asked: .
>>i don't understand.
i honestly do not understand how active jws can be presented with hundreds upon hundreds of cases that have occurred all over the world, and casually deny that there is any problem.<<.
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The_Bad_Seed
Bah! I admit it! I admit there is a problem!
*cries*
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This is why the Demons can't be human.
by Bleep inonly god has the power to create things.
but he can have help with the design.that is why they can only be mutants or huge giants when having relations with humans.
the demons have the power to go into the body.
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The_Bad_Seed
Do you think it could be at all possible that the reasons for seeing 'more wars and hunger' after 1914 could maybe be because of the imminent population explosion? I guess not. That would, after all just be reasonable.
Here's my propechy: In 2080, we'll see more of everything than any other time in history.
Contact me if you wish to vote me in for a spot in the Governing Body when my prophecy scarily becomes reality.
The demons are contacting me via telepathy. Go I must.
Edited by - the_bad_seed on 18 July 2002 17:22:51
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I can prove scientifically meetings are dangerous
by sleepy indid you know we were being poisoned at meetings?well did you fall asleep in meetings or conventions?.
there you are just had your dinner and the convention is starting back up , its saturday afternoon and that means you've got four hours of talks ahead of you, can't wait.. but then you feel sleepy , very sleepy.. so why did we fall asleep?.
3 reasons.. 1.the talks were boooooooooring.. 2.we were digesting our food and blood was needed from our brians in order to help, since we didn't need it up there antway(see reason 1) it was used else where , hence the sleepyness.. 3.carbon dioxide.all creatures breath out carbon dioxide which is poisonous and also makes you sleepy.usually this doesn't effect us but when you cram a load of people together in a small place this gass collects as it can't get dispersed easilly into the air.with all the yawning from people being sleepy from eating to much food and listening to boring talks( see reason 2) carbon dioxide was pouring out and poisoning us all.. so meetings are dangerous after all.every time we went we were being poisoned by other people.. now thats got to be a good reason not to go..
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The_Bad_Seed
I can prove scientifically meetings are boring!
Email me for exciting details
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PEDOPHILES may SIGN Up Here: TALENT available!
by Focus inexperienced pedophiles might click here to sign up with us!
trusting kids already well-beaten into blind obedience just may be available!
and, door-to-door work to recruit others is part of the job, so lots of contact with fresh talent too!
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The_Bad_Seed
...but I wanted to sign up for mullets. Are mullets allowed?