The_Bad_Seed

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  From a Ding-Dong Head

  by Farkel in

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  i rarely receive any negative e-mail, but i did receive a rather interesting e-mail within the last 48 hours.. .

  then that person told me that a ms who was allegedly "on the fringes" was guided by him/her to this board and happened to see me use a rather colorful, but made-up metaphor, namely "dipf***.

  " the dub was horrified and scared away never to return because of that and also because of what he saw on some other debate another well-known poster was engaged with.

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  *ponders the meaning of the word dipfuck*
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  Trips to the lake - and the Bathroom

  by The_Bad_Seed in

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  after a short lived camping trip to dirty lake erie with mon cheri, complete with odd looking bugs, rednecks in banana-slings*, tobacco picking immigrants and several varieties of undercooked meat, i have found myself considering a permanent move to the bathroom.

  yes folks, i have found myself with a bad case of the skitters.

  i missed the jwc stuff that dreams are made of, and i am back, with an upset, angry, and burning undercarriage.

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  After a short lived camping trip to dirty lake Erie with mon cheri, complete with odd looking bugs, rednecks in banana-slings*, Tobacco picking immigrants and several varieties of undercooked meat, I have found myself considering a permanent move to the bathroom. Yes folks, I have found myself with a bad case of the skitters. Oh, and hello all. I missed the JWC stuff that dreams are made of, and I am back, with an upset, angry, and burning undercarriage.

  Edited to explain that banana-slings are 'speedos'

  Edited by - the_bad_seed on 20 August 2002 15:45:2
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  Take This Test

  by Moridin in

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  take this test...what is your true talent?.

  http://64.4.18.250/cgi-bin/linkrd?_lang=en&lah=4fc5b5279291b13ceb8e96988627c431&lat=1029459166&hm___action=http%3a%2f%2fwww%2eemode%2ecom%2feredir%3fm%3d159813129%26u%3d52749.

  your true talent is abstract reasoning .

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  		Adam, your true talent is Spatial Ability, and Time Wasting, you jackass.
  Did you know, jackass? People who have strong spatial ability typically possess the unusual skill of being able to visualize objects three-dimensionally, you time wasting jackass. To find out more about this special skill and receive a list of jobs perfectly suited to your true talent, purchase your personalized True Talent Report now, jackass.
  Yes my name is Adam.
  This message was sent to [email protected].

  Edited by - the_bad_seed on 16 August 2002 11:9:1
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  IF YOU COULD CHANGE 1 THING IN YOUR LIFE,what ??

  by minimus in

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  if you had 1 wish that you could have granted that would change something about your past,what would it be?

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  The NPD in British Columbia.
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  Seattle Hemp Fest this weekend.

  by Trauma_Hound in

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  hey anyone else going to hemp fest in seattle, http://www.seattlehempfest.com/ let me know, maybe we can meet up there!

  if you've never gone, go and check it out, a huge free festival in seattle.

  lot's of things to do and see, lot's of music.

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  Is it anytime after September 15th?
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  *GULP*

  by The_Bad_Seed in

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  bought my plane ticket online a minute ago.... september 15th is my exodus from this shithole.. thanks.

  -seed

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  Nicht. Girlfriend coming in due time. I must find housing for us, and a job for her. '

  Spirit Airlines doesn't cater to Shithole, no.

  Bittermango, my condolances. Shithole is a bad place to be.

  I am off.
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  *GULP*

  by The_Bad_Seed in

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  bought my plane ticket online a minute ago.... september 15th is my exodus from this shithole.. thanks.

  -seed

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  Bought my plane ticket online a minute ago...

  September 15th is my exodus from this shithole.

  Thanks

  -Seed
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  Is This a SCAM????????????

  by waiting in

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  2. friends

  i received this in email this morning from my daughter, who is married to an attorney.

  this thing is for real.

  > > aol .

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  Sounds kind of hokey, coming from a fortune 500 company - no virus? Hell, go ahead and try it! When you get the cheque, forward the email to me.
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  The Chicken Bum Enigma, Part 1

  by The_Bad_Seed in

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  my sister has been visiting from the united states.

  last night, a few old 'friends' had decided to visit her at my parents house.

  preparations - painstaking preparations, were made by most of my family members, myself included.

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  So. My sister has been visiting from the United States. Last night, a few old 'friends' had decided to visit her at my parents house. Preparations - painstaking preparations, were made by most of my family members, myself included. Attention to detail was paramount, for guests are valued, but not often seen in my former dwelling. The house was cleaned, the dishes washed, the gravel in the driveway? Yes, raked, like the sands of a zen rock garden. The preparations having took some hours, had finally been finished. It was 7:00.

  Fast forward twenty minutes. The 'guests' were late. There had been no phone calls. Had they both been involved in firey car accidents? Could they possibly be found snacking at a McDonalds together, laughing at our unknowingly vain attempts at hospitality?

  As I was mulling over the many possibilities of why the 'guests' were late, I see this: A car, a black dirty car, badly damaged, and filled with boxes, shoes, and books, belching a noxious smoke from all orifices tries its hand at turning into the drive, from the highway at what may have very well been 195 miles per hour. Somehow, and with an eerie precision, it managed to wedge and parallel park itself into what were once prized flower beds, making the drive now look like the frozen wake of an angry gravel sea.

  The smoke still hadn't cleared. What 'guest' of anyones could this possibly be? Had I just seen an accident?

  Just then, the dirty and crumpled drivers side door opens a crack, and through the dust, I see something resembling a feathered chicken bum with only legs and a tail, scramble into the tattered remains of my mothers foliage, uttering nothing except what sounded like a muffled, gaseous 'cluck'. This chicken bum-thing was much too fast for me to persue, so I decided to investigate the dirty and still running library/shoe outlet of a car until the chicken bum-things return. It couldn't avoid me, it had no head to see, hear, or smell me!

  Baffled, I turned my attention to the yawn of the cars interior, seen through the dust, but was wary of getting in. Surely, this chicken bum couldn't have been the one that had so expertly piloted this car into the greenery. Surely. Up to this time, I thought, chickens hadn't ever been able to drive cars, much less headless chicken bum-like creatures with legs and tails, had they?

  Part 2 to follow shortly...
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  Creepiest poster of all time?

  by The_Bad_Seed in

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  while having most enjoyed my 4 month tenure here at jwc, i have come across quite a few posters that leave me with this vomitous lynchian feeling in my stomach after having read their messages and responses or retorts to the community - not because they speak of sickening things, but because they are really, really goddamn creepy.

  in my opinion, the creepiest poster i have come across is comforter.

  he may not be the worlds greatest writer, or even all that scary, but he creeps me out nonetheless.. cast your votes for creepiest poster of all time.

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  Strangest look? OK, Jamie Farr...