I think what Jehovah had planned, was to just pour the remainder of the bottle of Vodka he's been drinking since 1874 into the sun before it threatens to go out and turn his people into dubsicles.
The_Bad_Seed
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OK, it's two billion years off, but
by JeffT inwhat happens to the everlasting paradise when the sun goes out?
is jehovah going to refuel it or what?
i don't ever recall seeing anything about this.. there's got to be a couple of good "new light" jokes in this.
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What kind of genre are you?
by joannadandy ini have no idea why this thought came to me but i made all my coworkers describe themselves by comparing themselves to a genre of music.
so what kind of music would you be?
please note i did not say what kind of music you like, but rather what style of music best represents who you are.
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The_Bad_Seed
Hrmmm.
Muzak? Classic rock meets Kraftwerk, with a subtle kick in the balls from the Blues.
Film? Old chiaroscuro (when it was done properly) and indie Aussie films
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Why are sisters not allowed to wear trousers???
by Tish inafter posting a reply to another thread i wondered if anyone can answer these questions??.
1. why are sisters not allowed to wear trousers?.
2. when sisters where a skirt why have they got to be below the knee?.
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The_Bad_Seed
1. Why are sisters not allowed to wear trousers?
- Jehovah has an admitted ankle fetish. He loves them!
2. When sisters where a skirt why have they got to be below the knee?
- Because dubs up on the platform have been known from time to time to let their attention wander to more interesting things, ie: other peoples crotches. GB nipped that one in the bud.
3. Why to some brothers wear their pyjama bottoms under their suits?
- They provide a buffer zone for those brothers feigning interest at the hall - makes them feel like they're sleeping when they really aren't, but really want to be.
4. Why do all poineers have a cream mac?
- I have no idea what a cream mac even is, but it sounds terribly dirty.
5. Why is it the uglier the brother the higher up in the congregation?
- Guessing you were using the GB as a guideline for that question?
6. Why do mums put their baby boys in bow ties?
- Because it's CUTE. Jehovah likes Groucho Marx impressions as well.
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My temporary but painful "Goodbye!"
by The_Bad_Seed ini will be taking a short hiatus, away from jwdc, until late september, as i am busy making arrangements for my move across the country on the 15th, while juggling an almost impossible 70 hour workweek (lately).
in the meantime, have fun, yell at eachother, makeup, kiss and hug, or stab eachother in the eyeballs or the crotch.
bye for now mates!
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The_Bad_Seed
if you come through regina for any reason
Regina? I thought you lived in Poland or Romania or something crazy assed like that!
Thanks all
-Seed
- Edited to inform Scully that everything I own fits in a smaller sized garbage bag.
Edited by - the_bad_seed on 29 August 2002 16:43:22
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My temporary but painful "Goodbye!"
by The_Bad_Seed ini will be taking a short hiatus, away from jwdc, until late september, as i am busy making arrangements for my move across the country on the 15th, while juggling an almost impossible 70 hour workweek (lately).
in the meantime, have fun, yell at eachother, makeup, kiss and hug, or stab eachother in the eyeballs or the crotch.
bye for now mates!
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The_Bad_Seed
I will be taking a short hiatus, away from JWDC, until late September, as I am busy making arrangements for my move across the country on the 15th, while juggling an almost impossible 70 hour workweek (lately). In the meantime, have fun, yell at eachother, makeup, kiss and hug, or stab eachother in the eyeballs or the crotch.
Bye for now mates!
Cha cha cha.
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Thread ratings....
by The_Bad_Seed inwhy is it that some people 'rate' threads?
i see them once in awhile, but really don't understand why it is that they do it.
whats the deal?
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The_Bad_Seed
*is enlightened*
Thanks
-Seed
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New Service available
by dmouse inas many of you will already be aware, stephanus and i have got together to provide a new service for the brothers.
from this week we will be making available scans of the kingdom ministries as they come, and also back issues.
each km will only be available for download for one week so that we can get as many out there as we can.
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The_Bad_Seed
I always knew someone would come up with e-toilet paper...
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Thread ratings....
by The_Bad_Seed inwhy is it that some people 'rate' threads?
i see them once in awhile, but really don't understand why it is that they do it.
whats the deal?
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The_Bad_Seed
Why is it that some people 'rate' threads? I see them once in awhile, but really don't understand why it is that they do it. Whats the deal?
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Caption Competition!
by Englishman in.
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insert caption here:................................................................................................................. englishman.
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The_Bad_Seed
At first it was because the two strange looking cats were driving the semi that made the Englishman muse, but then he was baffled to find that the cats could actually speak and spell a semi coherent version of what is called "English" after struggling to understand them.
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GB Motivation Poll
by Derrick in(a) suppose jehovah god interrupted a governing body meeting and said:
"let me clarify something.
i have considered postponing armageddon.
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The_Bad_Seed
(C) *wakes up* Uh...what? Whens Matlock coming on? Where are my pills?! I NEED A PILL!
*snore*