Damn this is getting popular I had this posted on Jun 27 and was merely repeating it. oooooops
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i have heard from a reliable source that the eu commission stands unified by a 5 year plan to introduce what they call "euro-english".. the pom's have accepted saying there is room for improvement in our language:.
in the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c".
sertainly sivil servants will reseive this news with joy.
Damn this is getting popular I had this posted on Jun 27 and was merely repeating it. oooooops
THP
i have heard from a reliable source that the eu commission stands unified by a 5 year plan to introduce what they call "euro-english".. the pom's have accepted saying there is room for improvement in our language:.
in the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c".
sertainly sivil servants will reseive this news with joy.
I have heard from a reliable source that the EU commission stands unified by a 5 year plan to introduce what they call "Euro-English".
The pom's have accepted saying there is room for improvement in our language:
In the first year, "S" will be used instead of the soft "C". Sertainly sivil servants will reseive this news with joy. Also the hard "C" will be replaced with "K". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "PH" will be replased by "F". This will make words like "fotograf" 20 per sent shorter.
In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mess of silent "E"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.
By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptive to steps such as replasing "TH" by "Z" and "W' by "V". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "O" kan be droped from vords kontaing "OU", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.
After ziz fifz yer, ve vil have a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls of difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.
Ze drem vil finali kum tru.
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Congrats and well done to all three of you, I'll have to strap up a cigar for you, Hippi!
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who survived..."1975"...,i`m just curious,how many of us,are there?those of us that lived though this,will know what i mean.
I was seven years old but I never forget.
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people usually turn to god in times of distress and tend to forget about god when things are going a bit better,right?
so if the devil really wanted to succeed in turning people away from god all he would have to do is make life more comfortable for all of us.
i mean lets face it if everyone was loaded with money had access to every convenience, if health was not an issue we all had to confront would we look to god for salvation then?
Cygnus,
It's funny but I always thought his character changed in the new testament as opposed to the old testament and I guess you just confirmed that. But then again God changed rather dramatically himself, must have been some major restructioning of the heavenly office.
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people usually turn to god in times of distress and tend to forget about god when things are going a bit better,right?
so if the devil really wanted to succeed in turning people away from god all he would have to do is make life more comfortable for all of us.
i mean lets face it if everyone was loaded with money had access to every convenience, if health was not an issue we all had to confront would we look to god for salvation then?
People usually turn to God in times of distress and tend to forget about God when things are going a bit better,right?
So if the devil really wanted to succeed in turning people away from God all he would have to do is make life more comfortable for all of us.
I mean lets face it if everyone was loaded with money had access to every convenience, if health was not an issue we all had to confront would we look to God for salvation then?
If we all lived in a paradise and had unlimited time for ourselves and our children would we take time out for God and go door-knocking?
If you did go door-knocking under such circumstances how could we convince people about the need for God and his paradise kingdom?
I could go on painting this scenario but I think you get the drift.
It seems the devil has not thought of this yet and surely with everything that is ascribed to him this would be easy for him to arrange. But maybe the truth is that he is not that powerful, maybe the truth is that we like to have someone to blame when things aren't quiet so swell and maybe we need badness and evil to be able to have a measure on good and goodness.
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my father was rushed by ambulance from his rest home to st. marks hospital in salt lake city, utah friday, but i only just heard about it.
i received a call from the floor nurse and she told me he is not expected to live.
his lungs are filled fill up with fluid and are continuing to fill u with more fluid: he has pneumonia.
My heart goes out to you and your mum, Farkel.
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jehovah, high protector and god of the pedophile.. in biblical days, when women and children, male children excepted of course, being considered little more than cattle and livestock, to have sex with children was just one additional privilege of the male.
you know, those who had the good fortune to be born with a penis.
in a society like that you had to be quick and start at an early age to be able to "scoop up" a virgin.
Great stuff Norm,
The thing no one has commented on yet is the fact that some of these girls ended up as human sacrifice on the altar.
Just read the account for yourselves it's right there.
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i have been searching the net for some excellent sites on the masons.
this past weekend we went down to nc for a wedding and my wife and i broke the news to our nonjw family that we were no longer involved with jw.
i could not believe the open arm welcome my uncle and aunt were almost in tears- they told us we have seen you come home each yr from the main office in ny and then you got married and you would come home and we wanted to say something about the jw but you seemed to be so well respected by the local jw - whenever we would tell folks that our newphew was up in ny- the jw would get all excited- they told us they thought it was so sad for i only made $90 a month.
No worries Susan, some of the stuff that has been found out in the last few years is just mind blowing.
The one thing that has struck me is that when someone say's look they are pretending to be christian it is really the other way around except they don't know it because the church has always been secretive of their own origin.
Eyebrow, thanks for your comment's
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i have been searching the net for some excellent sites on the masons.
this past weekend we went down to nc for a wedding and my wife and i broke the news to our nonjw family that we were no longer involved with jw.
i could not believe the open arm welcome my uncle and aunt were almost in tears- they told us we have seen you come home each yr from the main office in ny and then you got married and you would come home and we wanted to say something about the jw but you seemed to be so well respected by the local jw - whenever we would tell folks that our newphew was up in ny- the jw would get all excited- they told us they thought it was so sad for i only made $90 a month.
Gus,
I thought since you seem to have some sort of interest in Masonry that you'd be interested in learning a little bit more about some of it's origin's. Such as who is Hiram Abiff? This link is an excellent source for some real info on Freemasonry.
http://www.geocities.com/walknmud/HiramDiscovered.html
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