Posts by think41self

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Martha's Way vs. My Way

by closer2fine in

martha's way #l. stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.. my way:.

just suck the ice out of the bottom of the cone, for pete's sake, you are probably lying on the couch with your feet up anyway!.

#2. to keep potatoes from budding place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.. my way:.

think41self

LOL@Closer

Those were funny. Are you trying to give us the impression that:

You don't like to cook

You never have left over wine

You have a cute neighbor?

Cool, when can I come for a visit?

think41self

It's my party and I'll cry if I want to!

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requiem for Frank,my husband

by Tina in

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Tina

I wish I were there to give you a big hug. It will look better tomorrow...the sun will shine, the birds will sing.

think41self

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The Absolute "Climax" in My Life as ...

by Erich in

today i experienced the absolute "climax" in my life .

the first words he spoke to us, when we asked him about the state of health of my aunt, were: .

at this moment we were aware of the fact that my aunt always spoke the truth about this man; but she was unable to help herself.

think41self

Dave,

You are a sweetie.

Erich, Alan gave you some good advice. When you ignore your wife's advice though, make sure you give her a big hug and tell her you are doing what you feel is the moral thing.

think41self

It's my party and I'll cry if I want to!

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The Absolute "Climax" in My Life as ...

by Erich in

today i experienced the absolute "climax" in my life .

the first words he spoke to us, when we asked him about the state of health of my aunt, were: .

at this moment we were aware of the fact that my aunt always spoke the truth about this man; but she was unable to help herself.

think41self

Thanks for bringing it up Seven.

Erich, that was a terrible thing that happened to you. You have my deepest sympathies. I hope you are able to get the legal system to work for you, and find some justice.

Sadly, there are people everywhere who are only too happy to take advantage of elderly people. That disgusting religion just made it easier for this so called elder. Let us know if you are able to get any satisfaction in this matter.

think41self

It's my party and I'll cry if I want to!

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AN INFAMOUS "GYN" VISIT

by Trotafox in

true story from a girl at work about her sister.

honest to god.. her sister was in a frantic rush one day trying to get out of the office to get to her yearly gynecologist exam on time.

she rushed home, didnt have time to take a shower so she just took a sink bath and sprayed on some fds spray (for all males out there, that is feminine deoderant spray).

think41self

Trot

Thanks for the laugh, that was a funny story. You've also given me an idea I might want to try out some time.

think41self

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how do you stop crying......

by flower in

when you start reading rays book and find out that everything you know to be factual, the only constant, solid, truth in the universe is just nothing?

i've known this in my head since i started reading posts here on xmas day but i have never really believed it.

i thought i just wanted to believe it so that i could rid myself of some of this guilt i've always carried around.

think41self

Flower,

My heart goes out to you reading your post. I will be honest and admit I haven't read any of your previous posts...there is just so much on the board that I don't have time to follow it all...so forgive me if you have told more of your story and I am not aware of it.

All I can tell you is that most of us here felt like you at one time, angry, betrayed and confused...and yes, a little lost. How do you go about reinventing yourself when you find out everything you ever believed in was a lie?

You do it one day at a time, and by evaluating what in your life was truly you and what was just some external teaching that you thought defined who you were. You are still the same person, with the same values and virtues that you were before. Look at it this way, you are now embarking on the greatest adventure of your life...discovering who you really are. We have all had to take that same journey. I for one am enjoying it now. Time will pass, and the anger and fear will depart...and then the incredible enjoyment of your freedom will take over your thoughts...and your spirit will soar!

In the interim, we will be here to offer you support and comfort, and for the most part, non-judgemental acceptance. Don't fear the journey sweetie even the pain will be a fading memory eventually, and you will look back with a big sigh of relief and say "It was ALL worth it"

think41self

It's my party and I'll cry if I want to!

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Telling the Future by having Sex!

by ISP in

well i think she could predict certain things would happen...... fortune teller can predict future through sex .

a woman in japan is claiming to be able to tell a man's fortune by having sex with him.. the woman known only as kaho is based in a brothel in nagoya.

she claims to be able to tell a man his future by performing sexual services.. japan already has a soothsayer who divines the future by breast-reading and another who give predictions based on mobile phones.. kaho claims to have read the fortunes of about 1,000 men in the past year by performing oral sex, reports shukan taishu news magazine.. she says she has foreseen life events for many men - helping one to win a vast amount of money at a racecourse, and advised a doubting groom to marry his bride.. kaho says he is still a regular visitor, though.. isp