Thanks Blondie. One of the links contains the Mormon Dictionary
:Internet: Pre 2002 - God's tool to assist in spreading the Gospel. Post 2002 - Satan's Playground (make sure you use an LDS ISP)
I guess the Internet causes as big a problem to the LDS as the WTS. How long before the WTS has its own ISP?
:Jehovah's Witnesses : Like Mormons, but without the weirder bits.
Glad I was never brought up in a weird cult then!
3rd
I liked this one too as it seems familiar:
adult: an eight year old to be baptised (but we consider child baptism to be wrong)