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  New "doom and gloom" brochure

  by TR in

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  the brochure "the new millenium- what does the future hold for you?

  " was just deliverd to my house this morning.

  my wife answered the door and took it from an elder jw that i saw walking away as my wife shut the door.

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  Hi, Jehu. Welcome!

  Appreciate your "inside" views. Keep them coming!

  TR
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  looking for friends to talk with

  by ctisi in

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  hi all brothers and sisters.

  i am simply looking for friends to talk with over email or icq.

  i am adjusting to living alone after my wife left me and then was disfellowshipped.

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  Seven,

  The metal beast is short enough not to require a mounting block, unless you're shorter than 5'8". Even then, it's not too hard to mount. I know girls who are 5'2" that ride these beasts. The seat heighth is about 36". Unless of course you are referring to the mounting block of a naughty nature that was mentioned a few weeks back. In THAT case, whatever flips yer skirt!

  TR

  Edited by - TR on 29 November 2000 21:24:0
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  looking for friends to talk with

  by ctisi in

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  hi all brothers and sisters.

  i am simply looking for friends to talk with over email or icq.

  i am adjusting to living alone after my wife left me and then was disfellowshipped.

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  ROFLMAO!

  I shanteth taketh iteth anyeth moreth! YOU WINNETH!

  Sir Thomaseth the'eth chastisedeth
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  hiddy ho there

  by Helen in

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  decided to use my real name...its helen but i am an over the hill grandma also..(lol not really).....so how the heck is everyone?

  tr?

  red?

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  Helen,

  I will just have to try sledding this year. Thy two-wheeled steed doth have a drawback- not too stable in the snow. I'm glad to hear you talking about outdoor activity. Must mean you're going to be up and running soon.

  I've been banned to the garage because of the type of music I play. I'm the only hard rocker in the house.

  Send me some pics.(especially Michelle!)

  TR

  p.s. Hey Red, do horses work in the snow?
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  looking for friends to talk with

  by ctisi in

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  hi all brothers and sisters.

  i am simply looking for friends to talk with over email or icq.

  i am adjusting to living alone after my wife left me and then was disfellowshipped.

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  Oh good Lady Red,

  Alas, perhaps I mistaketh you for the Lady of the Red Light. My apologies, if you will, m' lady. If thoust please, m'lady, call off Sirs Antony and Guido. The tales I hear of the cement are not happy ones. Besides, cement adds weight and thy body needs to dispenseth of weight.

  However, m' lady, I must taketh exception with your view of the two -wheeled steed. The liquid nourishment thou speaks of only costs $1.55 & 9/10 per gallon where I reside. Me thinks Merlin has been breathing in too close of proximity to the fumes emitted by your 4 legged steed. This two-wheeled steed doth produce heat by which to warm by and taketh far less room to store. Also it is easier to mount and yea, I say it will perform and traverse at the will of the rider. It crosseth the creek, the mountains, the sands, the mud. It will not excite and repel when thoust wishest it not to. This fine mechanical wonder has a lamp as bright as many thousands of candles to guide one in the dark of night. Alas, it will not nuzzle with kisses, however, I save kisses for my fair maiden who squeals with delight at my riding prowess.

  My lady, it is my duty to inform you of the superior nature of the two-wheeled steed. It cannot be matched!

  Good DAY Lady Red

  Sir Thomas aka Dirtsir
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  Enjoy the day!

  by TR in

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  for those that observe, happy thanksgiving!.

  tom

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  I wonder why this post showed up 5 days late?

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  check this out!

  by TR in

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  the "dialectizer".

  http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/dialectt.cgi.

  edited by - tr on 28 november 2000 18:40:56

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  the "dialectizer"

  http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/dialectt.cgi

  Edited by - TR on 28 November 2000 18:40:56
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  looking for friends to talk with

  by ctisi in

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  hi all brothers and sisters.

  i am simply looking for friends to talk with over email or icq.

  i am adjusting to living alone after my wife left me and then was disfellowshipped.

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  Oh Dear sir French Knight,

  I do understand your ignorance of thy motorized vehicle that thou call "the deformed spawn of a dragon". Thy creation of such a vehicle does not exist in your realm. They are produced in a land called Austria. In this land, there is far more knowledge and expertise in creating things.

  I must say, that I do appreciate your expertise with thy bow and arrow. To shoot thy two-wheeled creation is truly a wonder, for it travels at a pace twice that of a mere horse. It consumes less fuel and requires less care than a horse, also. I request respectfully, that you investigate this creation more thoroughly, for it may work to your advantage, and it doesn't crap like a horse.

  Also, brave knight, your sympathies might be wrongly placed upon the Lady Red. She is of questionable morals. Stories of her exploits certainly are making the rounds at yon local pubs.

  As for the Lady Red(who is of questionable repute, I must say)

  Thou hast shown thy ignorance also of the two-wheeled steed. This fine steed doth not spew smoke. It's internally combusted engine is of the fourth-stroke nature, thus not requiring oil to be mixed thusly in the fuel compartment. I fear not your renegade troup of ruffians. Thy two-wheeled steed out-runneth any four-legged steed in the land.

  Sir Thomas, the Two-Wheeled Knight that also strums an electrified musical contraption
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  looking for friends to talk with

  by ctisi in

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  hi all brothers and sisters.

  i am simply looking for friends to talk with over email or icq.

  i am adjusting to living alone after my wife left me and then was disfellowshipped.

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  How are you Helen!?

  I hope you're recovering well. I tried to post on your board the other day, but forgot my password. I guess I'll make a new profile.

  TR
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  looking for friends to talk with

  by ctisi in

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  hi all brothers and sisters.

  i am simply looking for friends to talk with over email or icq.

  i am adjusting to living alone after my wife left me and then was disfellowshipped.

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  Oh dear brave sir Knight, doth yonder dirt bike be a two-wheeled means of hauling thyne arse over terrain of diverse nature.

  Ye shalst not worry about brown gold, for the lady Red has perverse affinity for such excrement. She will arrive shortly to remove said filth.

  If thy fair lady Red should meet untimely demise before you,(rubbing thy hands together) I shall bow before thee in sucketh-up manner to claim said horse if thou shall meet demise with the Gallant Knight sir Chris. If, indeed, sucketh-up manner doth not prevail, I shall be forced to kick brave sir Knight booty all over yonder countryside. Then I, sir Two-Wheeled Knight, will find a buyer for ye old nag in question. Thy dreams will be realized with the purchase of thy fairest two-wheeled steed in the land.

  TR- The Two-Wheeled Knight

  Edited by - TR on 28 November 2000 11:58:16