I LOVE telemarketer phone calls! When they call, I'll do one of the following:
adopt a goofy foreign accent and pretend that I don't understand
set the phone down next to a stereo speaker blaring music.
sit and talk for a long, long time and then say "NAAAAWWWW, I decided I don't need your product."(insert pissed off salesman reaction here)
launch into tirade about how much I hate telemarketers
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