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  Things JWs Say VS What A Normal Person Would Say...

  by JW_Rogue in

  1. social
  2. humour

  when someone says "merry christmas" or "happy holidays".... a normal person: responds in kind.

  a jw: says "thank you" or launches into a speech about christmas' pagan roots.

  when a couple is celebrating their wedding anniversary... .

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  baker

  A JW: 1914 was a year marked in the bible

  A Normal person: What century you living in anyway?
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  A question about WTBTS moles.

  by DATA-DOG in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  with all the info from videos to boe letters, to the flock book ( this is huge when you learn ttatt!

  ), why can't we find out who the wtbts hired to aid in their rebranding efforts?

  we know all about the rc and monica applewhite for jeehoober's sake, so why in the hell can't we find out who is behind the rebranding?

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  baker

  Prince maybe?
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  Be ready to obey!!

  by kairos in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  http://www.jw.org/en/publications/magazines/w20131115/seven-shepherds-eight-dukes/.

  from paragraph 17-. at that time, the life-saving direction that we receive from jehovah’s organization may not appear practical from a human standpoint.

  all of us must be ready to obey any instructions we may receive, whether these appear sound from a strategic or human standpoint or not.. i think i know what the instructions will be.it's nothing new.

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  baker

  Kinda like not too long ago, they printed a picture of all gathering in a basement somewhere in their tight pants and regular clothes to hide from the GT. And then all the elders were urgently told to get everyones current address and # like something would happen in the coming weekend. Everyone was a buzzzzzzz for a few weeks anyway.
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  Lets hear what your local needs was about this week

  by dbq407 in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  ours started out with matt.

  25:23. he brought out that "good and faithful slave" was talking about the anointed but wait for it.........yes the principle can be applied to our cong.

  well tonight it was about getting all the territories worked once a year.

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  baker

  advertise, advertise,advertise...why not use technology to be more efficient ? Run adds on FB, during the nightly horror news stories, or buy pop up adds whenever someone googles "bible" . This way "friends" can go out in service in front of their computer screen... Currently they use Dial up internet, when they could be using Fiber Optic speeds.
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  Russell's chronology was right after all!

  by Vanderhoven7 in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  the kingdom of god is already begun, which is pointed out in prophecy as due to begin the exercise of power in a.d. 1878, and that the "battle of the great day of god almighty" which will end in 1914 with the complete overthrow of the earth's present rulership, is already commenced.. i just did the math....and russell was right.

  christ returned invisibly in 1874 and took rulership (restored kingdom reign) in 1878.. 2520 years minus 607 when jerusalem was destroyed = 1913 (accounting for no year zero) = 1914. that`s 2520 - 607 = 2014. but wait, that`s 2520 prophetic years of 360 days, not solar days of 365.25 days.

  to convert to solar days then one must multuiply 2520 x 365.25 which gives us 2,484 actual years.

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  baker

  Its an overlapping Armegeddon , one in 1914 and another one to happen just around the corner...
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  2016 Convention Video Trailers

  by wifibandit in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkpr0je0g1e

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  baker

  http://tv.jw.org/#en/video/VODMovies/pub-ivtru_1_VIDEO

  Id rather watch Lett
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  I am pleased for the lucky bastards who have been spared my bible bashing.

  by The Rebel in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i am seven months without bible bashing, without door-knocking, or standing by a trolley cart looking like a prat.

  and i feel the real winners are the " lucky bastards" who haven't been told about jehvover.

  furthermore they are spared super pious me telling them what they can and can't do.

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  baker

  Don't sweat looking like a Prat, I'm sure as soon as they could get away from your "witness" they probably could not pick you out of a lineup. People just see a nice suit and tie and thats about it, most are preoccupied and busy with their own affairs to notice you, they just are looking for an out to get away.
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  Here is what kind of person (Prince) a celebrity JW is

  by Terry in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lhcparuzpc

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  Jw,s are love bombing and cutting and pasting any article positive for Prince on FB. Think I will cut and paste this one on Kevin Smith, just to balance out the obvious one sided posts...
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  What was there before the Big Bang?

  by Brokeback Watchtower in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpuhj98vjoa.

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hik8hj0_t9q.

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  baker

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_DV54ddNHE nothin from nothin leaves nothin
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  Prince was on the board of directors for the WTS

  by Barrold Bonds in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i was talking with a friend of mine who knows a few people in the home department at bethel.

  apparently, prince was, as i noted in the title, on the board of directors.

  he apparently was sort of a silent partner or advisor in the whole thing.

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  baker

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