DUI...already paid the price...
joined the Army (convoy through Kuwait, southern Iraq, around Baghdad, up to Tikrit-found out 2 days later that 2 jerkoffs died placing an IED on our route 6 hours after we passed through=divine justice)-you couldn't reach a higher level of bullshit than that
got married, divorced, remarried her (just got called an asshole)
have a daughter (preteen) -Jesus Christ!!!-too damn much like her mother