Posts by TruckerGB

i had an idea that i could build a uk map of everyones location which would show you instantly who is in your area from jwd.. (it might be an idea to do a seperate us one aswell but i'll wait and see if this one takes off first, or if anyone from the us wants to volunteer to do that one).

(and australia but you are all in the same backyard anyway - literally!!!).

anyway, all you have to do is post or email me your username and town and i will draw you on the map above which will change gradually to include everyone!.

TruckerGB

I can thoroughly recommend e mans b,b,q's,just make sure that you don't have to work or drive for about 2 days afterwards!.

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"Home Is The Sailor.."

by Englishman in

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friends

i mentioned last week that we had held a wake for my friend and quiz partner, knocker john the sailor and submariner.. this afternoon saw the completion of our good-byes, as knocker was cremated after an amazing funeral.

first off, the coffin arrived draped in the royal navy ensign, then, to the music of moonlight serenade, we all trooped into the chapel.

a lady stood to take the service, and, suddenly i realised that knockers last wish was to take place.. about a year ago, i posted how knocker and i had attended a funeral for someone else, and how marvellous the funeral had been because it had been a non-religious service.

TruckerGB

Regretfully I could not attend Knockers funeral today due to work commitments,however all glasses were raised tonight in the pub with a simple toast,,,to Knocker John an absent friend,,,and just to finish the day off,his quiz team won!!,so maybe he did get those questions right to enter the pearly gates after all.

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UK & IRELAND MAP

by ballistic in

jw
friends

i had an idea that i could build a uk map of everyones location which would show you instantly who is in your area from jwd.. (it might be an idea to do a seperate us one aswell but i'll wait and see if this one takes off first, or if anyone from the us wants to volunteer to do that one).

(and australia but you are all in the same backyard anyway - literally!!!).

anyway, all you have to do is post or email me your username and town and i will draw you on the map above which will change gradually to include everyone!.

TruckerGB

I am about 300 feet from the Englishman!!.

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Bush, Brits & Big Mouth Billy Bass.

by Englishman in

jw
friends

a while back, i was stood in front of the window of a local gadget shop totally bemused at the antics of a plastic fish that was mounted on a plaque affixed to the wall.

every time someone passed by, the fish would wiggle its head and a recorded voice that emanated from the fish would say something incomprehensible.. this was big mouth billy bass!

a totally non-amusing, pointless and utterly banal creation that is still languishing unsold in the shop today.

TruckerGB

I think a blowjob is far more preferable to hearing a fish sing,erm,lol.

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A Wake!

by Englishman in

jw
friends

ive just come home after attending a wake.

her ladyship and myself recently lost a great friend, an ex-submariner known to his ship-mates as knocker john.

(all sub-mariners are nick-named knocker, they were taught to knock on the hull of their submarine when it foundered so that divers could locate them).. we all gathered together in his pub my pub too - to pay tribute to a great friend.

TruckerGB

I was there as well,we raised a glass and said bon vogage,Knocker will be missed.
I just hope he gets the questions right to enter the pearly gates!.

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To My Mother

by MrMoe in

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friends

at about 6:30 this evening my mother passed away.. .

the best mother and the best wife anybody could ever be blessed with.

she was not only my mother, she was my friend.

TruckerGB

My prayers and sympathy go out to you,I lost my mother recently so I know what you are and will be going through.
Rick.