Hey,theres no offence intended in the title,its the only one I could think of at the time,this is in jokes and humour after all !!!!!,it took me ages to put together as well,sniff
TruckerGB
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Men only.
by TruckerGB indrug warning.. police warn all clubbers,partygoers and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.a new date rape drug on the market called beer is used by many females to target unsuspecting men.
the drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere.. it comes in bottles,cans,from taps and in large kegs.. beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them.typically,a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.men are rendered helpless against this approach.. after several beers men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on women to whom they would never be normally attracted.after drinking beer men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before,often with just a vague feeling that something occurred.. at other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life savings in a familiar scam known as a relationship.
it has been reported that in extreme cases,the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as marriage.. apperently,men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex offered by the predatory female.. please!
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What Really Happened To Ray Last Sunday.
by Englishman inlast sunday evening the following posters piled into the pub: ballistic, little toe, simon, angharad, me, her ladyship, latte, celtic, matty, trucker gb, isp, jstlaws and joy2bfree.
many of us quickly became aware that some of the locals were feeling agitated because, it was rumoured, one of the regulars had been beaten up.
possibly, it was mooted, by someone who was connected to a local kingdom hall.. .
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TruckerGB
I've run out of mouse mat!
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What Really Happened To Ray Last Sunday.
by Englishman inlast sunday evening the following posters piled into the pub: ballistic, little toe, simon, angharad, me, her ladyship, latte, celtic, matty, trucker gb, isp, jstlaws and joy2bfree.
many of us quickly became aware that some of the locals were feeling agitated because, it was rumoured, one of the regulars had been beaten up.
possibly, it was mooted, by someone who was connected to a local kingdom hall.. .
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TruckerGB
This is quite appalling,I know Ray as well,he's a great guy.Hey Nova Scotia is a fantastic place,I have friends there,the only place this a*****e that did this to him can go is the middle of the Atlantic,with the aid of a baseball bat!.
Edited by - TruckerGB on 27 July 2002 19:55:44
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Men only.
by TruckerGB indrug warning.. police warn all clubbers,partygoers and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.a new date rape drug on the market called beer is used by many females to target unsuspecting men.
the drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere.. it comes in bottles,cans,from taps and in large kegs.. beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them.typically,a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.men are rendered helpless against this approach.. after several beers men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on women to whom they would never be normally attracted.after drinking beer men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before,often with just a vague feeling that something occurred.. at other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life savings in a familiar scam known as a relationship.
it has been reported that in extreme cases,the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as marriage.. apperently,men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex offered by the predatory female.. please!
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TruckerGB
Drug Warning.
Police warn all clubbers,partygoers and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.A new date rape drug on the market called beer is used by many females to target unsuspecting men
The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere.
It comes in bottles,cans,from taps and in large kegs.
Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them.Typically,a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.Men are rendered helpless against this approach.
After several beers men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on women to whom they would never be normally attracted.After drinking beer men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before,often with just a vague feeling that something occurred.
At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life savings in a familiar scam known as a relationship. It has been reported that in extreme cases,the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as marriage.
Apperently,men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex offered by the predatory female.
Please! Forward this warning to every male you know.
However,if you fall victim to this insidious beer and the predatory woman administering it,there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected,like minded men.
For the nearest support group, just look up golf courses in the phone book.
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Texans Running My Pub? My Giddy Aunt.....
by Englishman init's absolutely true.. folks, i'm reeling with shock at this announcement.
ron & jenny who own the place have decided to take a weeks break at the end of august.. a few months ago, ron & jen went to texas to stay with some americans that they had met while visiting their daughter in japan, a couple by the name of molly and harvey.
he expressed a desire to run a pub in england, so ron has taken him up on his offer.
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TruckerGB
This could be very interesting,2 drinks,oh deary me!.
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boomboom car stereos...
by DanTheMan ini live in klumbus ohio, in a neighborhood that ain't da hood but it ain't the 'burbs either.. it seems that if you are a male under 25 in my area and you don't have a 10,000 watt car stereo that shakes the whole neighborhood, well, you're nothing.. i don't get hip-hop culture.
i think that it is a screaming commentary on the cultural rot in the usa.. could someone comfort me or help explain the appeal of this pervasive sub-culture?
the depravity of it all makes me feel so hopeless sometimes.. maybe i'm a little too narrowly caucasian in my outlook.
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TruckerGB
Just come back from the pub,and going to play duelling Banjos again.
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Witnesses Just Want To Have Fun!
by Englishman inthere are hundreds and hundreds of permitted extra-curricular activities for jw's to enjoy.
activities that have nothing to do with religion or worship where jw's can really have a ball!.
so, for all of you people who sometimes wonder if you should perhaps go back, lets all list the permitted fun things that any witness can do in his / her spare time.. i'll get the ball rolling:.
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TruckerGB
Wild Turkey,you crack me up.
Heres a game I havn't seen mentioned yet,
TIDDELY WINKS.
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Just Another IQ Quiz
by DakotaRed inokay, we have had plenty of iq quizzes, but no one has used this one.
what is so great about it is no scoring.
read the question, then try to answer---then check your answer by scrolling down!!
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TruckerGB
I think I'm going to go and bury my head in a bucket,I'm not telling how many I got wrong!.
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boomboom car stereos...
by DanTheMan ini live in klumbus ohio, in a neighborhood that ain't da hood but it ain't the 'burbs either.. it seems that if you are a male under 25 in my area and you don't have a 10,000 watt car stereo that shakes the whole neighborhood, well, you're nothing.. i don't get hip-hop culture.
i think that it is a screaming commentary on the cultural rot in the usa.. could someone comfort me or help explain the appeal of this pervasive sub-culture?
the depravity of it all makes me feel so hopeless sometimes.. maybe i'm a little too narrowly caucasian in my outlook.
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TruckerGB
Hey,I've just come back to this thread and had Duelling Banjo's blasting out the speakers,how did that happen,it scared the living daylights out of me when it started,really cool though,I'm about to play it again.
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It is official! I am a member!
by maximumflash ini have decided to join this board after getting to read some of the stories here.
some of you might be familiar with me through conversation with my wife, cassiline, who has been a member here for quite some time now.. let me explain a few thing about my beliefs which will be boring to some of you so it's ok if you don't read this.
i don't have a religion, i simply believe in myself and the well being of others around me.
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TruckerGB
Hi Maximumflash,I too am one of the nons and never been a JW,there are a few on this site.