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  Seasonal Humor

  by Marcos in

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  this is a joke that is told where i live.

  it translates very well from spanish.. a little boy decides he wants a bike for christmas.

  he prays and tells jesus "i've been really good this year and think that i deserve a bike for christmas" and goes on to describe the bike he wants in great detail.. as he is going to mail the letter, he passes by a statue of the virgin mary in the livingroom and her eyes seem to be looking right at him.

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  TruckerGB

  Marcos.

  At least Santa keeps the ladies happy,he only comes once a year,but he fills the stockings,

  Take care,

  Rich.
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  CALLING ALL BIKER TRASH!

  by MYOHNSEPH in

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  from some of the posts i've seen, animal and i aren't the only 'biker trash' here.

  i'll show you mine, if you'll show me yours!

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  Well,I can cetainly vouch for Ballistic,I was at the 'do' he came to.

  Animal,your words I couldnt put better myself.My club,25 years later,we are all still in touch and great friends,I know I have put this link before,but any one that hasnt seen it,have a look,your more than welcome,

  http://www.foxandhoundsmcc.btinternet.co.uk.

  Heres a pic of 22 years ago,Im far right,,,,oh for youth again,,.

  Take care,

  Rich
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  CALLING ALL BIKER TRASH!

  by MYOHNSEPH in

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  from some of the posts i've seen, animal and i aren't the only 'biker trash' here.

  i'll show you mine, if you'll show me yours!

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  TruckerGB

  Here I am,

  Cheers,

  Rich
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  Dalai Lama's Instructions For Life

  by ThiChi in

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  this is what the dalai lama has to say on the millennium.

  all it takes is a few seconds to read and think over.

  instructions for life .

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  TruckerGB

  I think no 19 is marvellous,

  Cheers,

  Rich.
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  Why I have'nt got children

  by ballistic in

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  literally the only reason is... becuase i am a bloke.. i haven't met the right woman yet but would like lots of children.

  i even had the idea of quitting work and having surrogate babies..

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  TruckerGB

  I get labour pains from working too hard,does that count,

  Cheers,

  Rich.
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  name your addiction

  by Vivamus in

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  i'm making it official.

  i'm addicted!

  someone once said to me that admitting it is solving half of the problem, and i can live with the other half... lol.

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  TruckerGB

  Smoking and motorbikes.For me theres nothing like the rush of thundering along the road with a vee twin,and having a smoke afterwards,better than sex?,never,good though.

  Take care,

  Rich.
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  Dream on!.

  by TruckerGB in

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  > instructions for men.

  > information only for women !.

  > > as opposed to normal chain letters, this one costs nothing, and you.

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  TruckerGB

  I never thought of that Elsewhere,I wonder.....,

  Take care,

  Rich.
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  Dream on!.

  by TruckerGB in

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  > instructions for men.

  > information only for women !.

  > > as opposed to normal chain letters, this one costs nothing, and you.

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  > INSTRUCTIONS FOR MEN
  > INFORMATION ONLY FOR WOMEN !
  >
  > >
  > > As opposed to normal chain letters, this one costs nothing, and you
  > >can only win.
  > >
  > > Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your best friends who are just as
  > >virile as you.
  > >
  > > Then anaesthetize your wife/girlfriend, put her in a large carton
  > >(don't forget some ventilation holes), and send it to the person who
  is
  > >at
  > >the top of your list. Soon, your name will be at the top of the list,
  > >and
  > > you will receive 823,542 women through the post.
  > >
  > > Statistically, among those women, will be at least:
  > > * 0.5 miss worlds
  > > * 2.5 models
  > > * 463 wild nymphos
  > > * 3,234 good-looking nymphos
  > > * 20,198 who enjoy multiple orgasms
  > > * 40,198 bi-sexual women
  > >
  > > In total, that is 64,294 women who are simply hornier, less
  > >inhibited,
  > > and tastier than the grumpy old bag you posted off. And, best of
  all,
  > > your original package is guaranteed not to be one of those that come
  > > back o you.
  > >
  > > DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER
  > >
  > > One bloke for example who sent the letter to only 5 instead of 9 of
  > >his friends got his original bird back, still in the old dressing
  gown
  > >he
  > > sent her off in, with the same old migraine attack, and the
  > >accusatorial xpression on her face. On the same day, the
  international
  > >supermodel
  > > he'd been living with since he sent off his old girlfriend moved out
  > >to live with his best friend (to whom he had not sent the chain
  letter.)
  > >
  > > While I am sending this letter, the bloke that is in 6th place above
  > >me has already received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering
  > >from
  > > exhaustion. Outside his ward are 452 more packages.
  > >
  > > YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS E-MAIL
  > >
  > > This is a unique opportunity to achieve a totally satisfying
  sexlife.
  > >No expensive meals out, no lengthy conversations about trivialities
  > >(that
  > > only interest women) just so that you can sleep with her. No
  > > obligations, no grumpy mother-in-law, and no unpleasant surprises
  like
  > >marriage or
  > > engagement.
  > >
  > > Do not hesitate: send this letter today to 9 of your best friends.
  > >
  > > PS Even when you have no girlfriend, you can send your vacuum
  > >cleaner.
  > >
  > > PPS This letter can also be copied to women you know so that they
  can
  > > prepare themselves for the great adventure that they may soon
  > >undertake !!
  > >
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  Of course,this could be reversed for the ladies,

  I'm going to duck now.

  Cheers,

  Rich.

  Edited by - TruckerGB on 14 November 2002 16:37:4
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  God, Those Crazy Brits Are At It Again

  by Francois in

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  everyone round here is living in fear... ill never trust squirrels again.. knutsford, england, resident blanche kellye, on a squirrel that has attacked several city residents.

  the above quote is from this week's newsweek.

  how come they don't just make a nice rice pilauf from that squirrel?.

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  I have told this tale before,but its appropriate.

  Many years ago I got bit by a squirrel,there was a tree opposite my bedroom,and a branch came very close to my window.The family of squirrels which lived in the tree,well,well we sort of got used to each other,I would hold my hand out with peanuts on offer and after a while the squirrels would come and take the peanuts out of my hand,great,untill one of them tried to take one of my fingers back to its nest with it!,the scar was there for years,never underestimate a squirrel.

  The only long term effect I suffered,is that 30 years later,I still get the urge to go to bed in October and get up again in March,

  Take care,

  Rich.
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  WHAT DO YOU DO FOR WORK?

  by hamptonite21 in

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  i work in the lending industry, im an account rep for a wholesale mortgage bank.

  royal bank of canada in newyork.

  edited by - hamptonite21 on 12 november 2002 22:40:6.

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  TruckerGB

  I drive a truck with a big crane on it,cause traffic jams and love it..

  Cheers,

  Rich.