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  Ooops

  by TruckerGB in

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  two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates and are comparing.

  stories.

  > 1st woman: i froze to death.. > 2nd woman: how horrible!.

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  Britain loses its marbles

  by TruckerGB in

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  london (reuters) - britain has lost its marbles for the second year running as a german team won the covetted title and silver trophy of the british and world marbles championship.

  "we lost it big time," organiser julia mccarthy-fox told reuters from tinsley green, west sussex, adding that it was only the second time in the event`s 70-year history that a british team had not taken the title.

  "we had better go out and practise.

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  A Bin Laden joke.

  by TruckerGB in

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  while trying to escape through pakistan, osama bin laden found a bottle.

  > > picked it up.

  suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a.

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  Amusing quotes.

  by TruckerGB in

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  i saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with "guess" on it.

  "thyroid.

  >problem?".

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  Hope nobody drives this bad

  by TruckerGB in

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  you know you are a bad driver.. when.

  you buy replacement airbags in party-sized packs of 50.. to save time, your business cards are printed with your name, address, phone number and insurance details.. hitchhikers who see you slow down start frantically erasing the destination on their cardboard sign.. to save time, you no longer book you driving lessons in blocks of 10 you book driving tests in blocks of 10.. your rear tyres are in mint condition.. they rarely touch the ground.. youve never been stopped by a police car.

  they cant catch you.. your passengers never play i-spy on long journeys.

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  Thankyou U.S.A

  by TruckerGB in

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  yes another dallas thread,but i wanted to say a huge thankyou to all of you for making me feel so welcome,.

  i have brought back memories that will last me a long long time,and have never met so many loveable loonies,in the same place at the same time,in my life,.

  which is why i may have seemed a bit quiet,for me,there was so much going on,i was trying not to miss,i didnt get time to say a lot he he.. i am sorry i didnt get chance to say bye bye to all of you,wild turkey and dede,sloan,my last sight of you was when the lift,sorry,elevator,doors where closing,.

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  HAPPY NEW YEAR

  by TruckerGB in

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  to all of you that have got to the new year and are nursing hangovers, .

  to all of you that have nearly got there and are a bit closer than the ones that are getting there.

  happy new year and a peacefull 2003.. take care,.

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  Just an experiment

  by TruckerGB in

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  i know this looks vain,but i am playing with a new photo sharing website,just wanted to see if it worked,yes that is me a few years ago.. cheers,.

  rich.

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  Dream on!.

  by TruckerGB in

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  > instructions for men.

  > information only for women !.

  > > as opposed to normal chain letters, this one costs nothing, and you.

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  Todays lesson.

  by TruckerGB in

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  lesson for today - definite read:.

  one day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well.

  the animal cried piteously.

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