An 80 year-old man goes to the doctor for his annual check-up, and
gets a clean bill of health. "Everything looks great," says the doctor,
"What's your secret?" "I have a personal relationship with God" answers
the patient, "In fact, every night, when I get up to use the bathroom,
he turns the light on and the off when I'm done." "Wow that's
incredible," exclaims the doctor. Later that day, the doctor calls the
man's wife just to confirm the story about the man's personal
relationship with God. "Does God really turn the bathroom light on and
off for your husband?" he asks. "Aw Jeez," answers the wife, "He's
peeing in the refrigerator again."