funeral discourse
remarks regarding the deceased
(use any that apply and are appropriate.
in short....
We are sad that so and so died. They were good because they went door to door a lot.
They leave behind 3 children and one spouse.
If you would like to see this dead person again, make sure you go door to door and come to all
of our meetings.
This is the only hope for you and them.
Makes me sick
funeral discourse
remarks regarding the deceased
(use any that apply and are appropriate.
in short....
We are sad that so and so died. They were good because they went door to door. They leave behind 3 children and one spouse.
If you would like to see this dead person again, make sure you go door to door and come to all our meetings. This is the only hope for you and them.
Makes
as i was growing up,i noticed the dubs at assemblys would clap at the slightest provocation.it looked like a beach full of seals.as soon as a few started,the rest would join in.for some it looked like they just woke up and figured they should start clapping so no one would know they fell asleep.most just looked like seals clapping for a fish.kids notice funny things.did any of you notice dub mass behaviour you found funny...outlaw .
edited by - outlaw on 20 july 2002 2:51:40edited by - outlaw on 20 july 2002 2:59:1.
Me and My wife would clap really loud in each others ears as a joke, or in the ears of the people in front of us...Kinda mean I guess.
We should get together one day at a DC and just start clapping after a statement, just to see if everyone else will join in, that would be funny. Just clap often enough to put the talk over :) Mean, I know.
... i've always wondered about some of the picies people have in their profiles.
what does your picture mean, and why did you pick it?
is it something serious, or funny, or totally meaningless?
I chose my name because I think its funny.
I took You Know's picture. His posts make him look like an ass, so I took the head of an Ass and put it on him. AlanF has a AWESOME hat that is filled with Wisdom and Knowledge. I had to add a little know-how to my "You Ass Know" pic, so I threw his AWESOME hat on top. Its mostly for laughs.
i just wanted to share this.....i have not been to meetings for a year....one of the elders came to.
our door for my husband....who is an elder.....i am not dis'a or dis'f....just in hiding...(long story).
i do not socialize so seldom if ever see anyone.....he visited for a few minutes then they left together.....that night and for the next 2 weeks i had severe night mares....i would cry and sob so.
I think its funnt how everything that is bad is a demons fault! Had a bad dream, Must be a demon. My computer crashed, must be a demon I downloaded. Stubbed my toe, Must be a demon in these old socks I have. Burnt dinner, must be a demon who hid in the stove. LOL
one benefit that jws get from being jehovah's people is the knowledge of good hygiene.
before i came to be a witness, i did not think it was important to brush my teeth thoroughly or wash under my arms real good and use deodarant.
i also tended to be a pack rat with a messy car.
LOL
First of all, It doesn't say in the bible that you must brush your teeth 2 times per day or scrub those pits. These are all standards of the western world, albit clean ones. If what you are saying is that the bible helps people get a western view of cleanliness, then I tip my hat at you (actually, AlanF's hat) and laugh.
i'd pronounce it Jar'-akz
what's the most outrageous thing that you were personally told ,while in the organization??
?
1. All dinosaurs were herbavores! (pre-flood animals didn't eat meat). I said that the teeth prove that they ate meat. I made the mistake saying that even our teeth are designed to eat meat, and he said "No, they are perfect for eating apples". I should have said Designed for eating apples, like the one from the tree of knowledge of good and bad, but I didn't. I just laughed. Can you imagine a Dinosaur with Teeth 1 foot long biting down on apples....LOL. How about Animals with fangs, like snakes. Long fangs to inject poison into pears so they would fall form the tree easier?
2. The first time I saw my wife pray in front of me for a meal (before I was baptized) she unfolded her napkin and put it on her head. I laughed so hard, and asked her what she was doing. I still thought she was joking until I looked it up for myself.
3. Last days. After quoting Mt 24:36 saying that "concerning that day and hour nobody knows" and then in the next paragraph saying "Alos, after telling of events that would follow the establishment of the Kingdom in the hads of Jesus Christ in 1914..." ARRRGH
inquiring minds want to know who out there is single.
lets see if we can hook anyone up.
how about a love connection on the jwd.
Actually I did live in the NW for 5 years, back in JR High & High School. I lived in Kirkland from 1990 to 1995
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finally, i can relax when i get home from work instead of going to meeting tonight.... i think i'll do what i want to :).
ahhhhhhhhh.
well, arn't you?
