Posts by AuntConnie

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SPECIAL SEATING ARRANGEMENTS FOR ELDERS AND ELDERETTES ARE HERE!

by AuntConnie in

we have special seating arrangements in my kingdom hall where other families know they are not to go near them!

a trouble making family would intentionally take our seats until we made their life hell by lying about them.

they left our paradise kingdom hall and now i am working on changing the color of our the seats(purple, scarlet) the elders and elderettes will be sitting on.

SPECIAL SEATING ARRANGEMENTS FOR ELDERS AND ELDERETTES ARE HERE!

by AuntConnie in

we have special seating arrangements in my kingdom hall where other families know they are not to go near them!

a trouble making family would intentionally take our seats until we made their life hell by lying about them.

they left our paradise kingdom hall and now i am working on changing the color of our the seats(purple, scarlet) the elders and elderettes will be sitting on.

AuntConnie

Crisis of Con, my husband is bigger than him and dances much better. "The more the cushion, the better the pushing" he alway's says!

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SPECIAL SEATING ARRANGEMENTS FOR ELDERS AND ELDERETTES ARE HERE!

by AuntConnie in

we have special seating arrangements in my kingdom hall where other families know they are not to go near them!

a trouble making family would intentionally take our seats until we made their life hell by lying about them.

they left our paradise kingdom hall and now i am working on changing the color of our the seats(purple, scarlet) the elders and elderettes will be sitting on.

AuntConnie

Macarenna, AckeyBrakeyHeart, Disco, Country he glides like a angel, light on his feet.

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BADGES COMING TO LOCAL KINGDOM HALLS, FINALLY RESPECT I DESERVE!

by AuntConnie in

badges are coming to distinguish real christian effort!

1. badges: i want my badge to be different from the other brothers and sisters badges coming!

the society has realized they can't live without us and now they are giving us a little something extra ,it's going to be a blast!

AuntConnie

I found a place in Vietnam who makes the badges for $1.75 per 10,000 using the highest grade materials. Could I sell the ones we don't use on Ebay or Amazon?

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Stop Putting Apostate Stickers On My Literature! They "Cost Lots of Money!"

by AuntConnie in

"true story" the circuit overseer came to our kingdom hall and read us the riot act (local needs style) "magazines of this quality are not free, they cost money and we are not generating enough donations to defray the cost of the magazines(or running the top of the line printing presses) i get my ass out of bed to place literature in the laundray cleaning, coin opperated shops and some asshole puts his apostate stickers on our magazines.

do you know how hard it is to get up at 6:00 am and how expensive those magazines are costing the organization to print?

please stop defiling our literature, i dont post hateful stickers on your website so please leave my magazines alone.

AuntConnie

Crisis of Conscience, what's your fetish with fat men? I think their sexy too, we have something in common!

Do I have to worry about Q-codes being put on my magazines now? They were suppose to be a "fail safe" from the tricksters following me around town during my magazine route. Red Sharpies, Black Sharpies, Stickers and now "Q-codes". I need to contact a special agent from Bethel to help me with all these 006 secret apostate agents! What next, a wrist band and a secret hand shake?

RFID chips are smaller than the size of a grain of little rice, my way to fight back using them! Let the Spiritual War go to the next level!

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As a JW, how did you feel about shunning?

by jwfacts in

i am interested in the answers for a new poll.

also, feel free to suggest other options, wording etc.agreed in full with the watchtower guidelinesagreed with shunning in general, but not for familywas stumbled by this practice but shunned as instructeddid not agree with the practice and secretly associated with disfellowshipped people .

for me personally, i did not agree with the practice and secretly associated with disfellowshipped people, even whilst at bethel.

AuntConnie

The concept of "shunning" was not easily developed by the loving brothers of the Governing Body. Years of countless prayers and tears, sweating dreams and nightmares plagued them until they realized it was for the Greater Good and based of Love, pure Love!

If the Watchtower drops the doctrine of "Shunning" most self-righteous and harsh Witnesses would leave the Organization because we would have obeyed all the rules for nothing's sake! A family has lost their child because they desired to remain loyal to Jehovah's Organization of Men" how would they react if the Watchtower said "Blood is no longer a sin, it's a acceptable way to keep human life alive."

If Shunning was removed, I your Aunt Connie would quit that moment, knowing this is not the loving Organization Jesus Christ spoke of. I think the Prodigal in Jesus Christ's parable should have been disfellowshiped (deleted as a Jehovah Witness Jew) for approaching his son who was thrown out of the relgious culture of his time. What was Jesus Christ thinking? The Prodigial should have gone through the proper process of having his son reinstated before he was able to run up and hug him!

Shunning is Bible based and keeps the Congregation clean of evil.

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SPECIAL SEATING ARRANGEMENTS FOR ELDERS AND ELDERETTES ARE HERE!

by AuntConnie in

we have special seating arrangements in my kingdom hall where other families know they are not to go near them!

a trouble making family would intentionally take our seats until we made their life hell by lying about them.

they left our paradise kingdom hall and now i am working on changing the color of our the seats(purple, scarlet) the elders and elderettes will be sitting on.

AuntConnie

We have special seating arrangements in my Kingdom Hall where other families know they are not to go near them! A trouble making family would intentionally take our seats until we made their life hell by lying about them. They left our Paradise Kingdom Hall and now I am working on changing the color of our the seats(Purple, Scarlet) the elders and elderettes will be sitting on. We want everyone to know we are different from the others, we are not fellow workers with those low hour or irregular witnesses.

Designated Seats For The Future Prince and Princes Of The New System!

I hate when I am running late to the Kingdom Hall and some family has taken my seats I usually take. I like my seats near the back of the Kingdom Hall even though the Kingdom Ministry thinks' they should be used by parents with young children or newborns. My husband and I need them to watch who is paying attention and who is not. With all the busy work done during the Kingdom Hall Book Study and Theocratic Ministry School my husband his other elders can slip into the hallway to talk or gossip about important matters. They avoid listening to the Ministerial Servants give their parts, they laugh and chat loudly because only the Circuit Overseer deserves the full attention of the roving Kingdom Hall elders walking in and out during "parts", "songs" and even "pray". Why should I pay attention if the elders are too busy or have no respect for anyone but their own part or announcements or letters?

I want gold embroidered seats with purple, chain locked until the elders and elderettes with proper spiritual clearance arrive and are seated. Circuit Overseers, elders and elderettes have access to these seats and they would sit higher off the ground than everyone else's seats. We have eight elders and four Pioneers, sixteen special seats sitting two feet or higher above the ground would distinguish us from the others. No more rug rats running past our seats, a Kingdom Hall usher would prevent rabble from bothering our spiritual program and remove crying babies quickly outside handing their parents a wooden maple paddle. Install eight Bose Ear head sets and wireless "Instant Gossip Pads" since our husbands are outside or malingering in the hallways, they don't need to listen to the program unless the Circuit Overseer comes to town, and than they can at least pretend to pay attention.

After the nightmare at my Assembly, I thought the Watchtower could pay for the old wooden maple paddles to spank children not paying attention or crying saying "I am so bored!", "I am hot mommy!". The Halls are hot because publishers are not donating enough money, they can't afford to turn the air conditioner on to a reasonable range, only in the Balcony areas of Sport's Arenas. Elders and their wives with a pedigree would be in Box Seats or the Club House with drinks and a catering service. Keep Climate Controlled environment where the weak publishers can get "make up field service time" by dressing as maids or butlers serving us with our little hand held binoculars used in the Theater, Opera style? Let them count their time serving the elite Jehovah Witness Special Forces as "field service". I drank a little too much gin tonight, I might not be sounding like I want to come across.

I raved about the issues and gross injustices I endured at the 2012 "SAFEGUARDING YOUR HEARTS" CONVENTION". My chief grievance was that single mother with her five little nuisances. She forgot to put Ritalin in their Capin Crunch Cereal because they were climbing the walls from boredom. They should have been listening intently to the "sayings of life" Jehovah's Anointed Speaker provided the audience. The mother were too focused on her whimpering children. I counted four children out of the five playing video games. These little unappreciative Vidiots (ages ranging from three to seven years old were playing Leapster Leap Frog learning games) were not listening to the Speaker, not following the Bible scriptures cited and their constant "pardon me, excuse me, pardon me!" taking them to the bathroom and water breaks drove me on the verge of insanity! If I had a bottle of Valium, I would have swallowed it whole with a bottle of cheap Gin! We deserve special seats, high up above from the loud unappreciated Witnesses.

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Good Reasons To Hate Every Weak And Ex-Jehovah Witness.

by AuntConnie in

1. my husband's time is finite, it's wasted on spouses arguing over money, sex or family mattters with stupid home visits.. .

i hate people's constant open hand for money, it's the weak individuals asking others to pull their weight.

my family worked extra hours instead of begging the strong members for district assembly money, cat food for seven cats or tiny little rag-a-muffins weiner dogs.. .

AuntConnie

The latest family to leave wrote a letter to the Watchtower and were actually shocked they did not care. Take my advice, when you write letters to the Watchtower Society they are not willing to investigate their own members who are generous givers. The Watchtower is not going to bite the hand that feeds them, so stop your crying and move to the next Kingdom Hall (sure the pastures are greener there!). The more "weak ones" leaving the Kingdom Hall actually build up the hours per publisher who stay, in effect you are doing them a favor and they don't care!

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Good Reasons To Hate Every Weak And Ex-Jehovah Witness.

by AuntConnie in

1. my husband's time is finite, it's wasted on spouses arguing over money, sex or family mattters with stupid home visits.. .

i hate people's constant open hand for money, it's the weak individuals asking others to pull their weight.

my family worked extra hours instead of begging the strong members for district assembly money, cat food for seven cats or tiny little rag-a-muffins weiner dogs.. .

AuntConnie

Love and Pray for Aunt Connie!

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Good Reasons To Hate Every Weak And Ex-Jehovah Witness.

by AuntConnie in

1. my husband's time is finite, it's wasted on spouses arguing over money, sex or family mattters with stupid home visits.. .

i hate people's constant open hand for money, it's the weak individuals asking others to pull their weight.

my family worked extra hours instead of begging the strong members for district assembly money, cat food for seven cats or tiny little rag-a-muffins weiner dogs.. .

AuntConnie

Love and Pray for Aunt Connie!