Posts by tyydyy

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Is Sex ALL Men Think About?

by tyydyy in

so they can have sex.

so women will want to have sex with us.

would she want to have sex with me here?".

tyydyy

Thank you Gambler,

And there you have it folks. Scientific proof that all men think about is sex.

TimB

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about breasts

by ballistic in

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in another thread about breasts, toddy said:.

during the first 10-15 weeks after conception we all develop as females,after that a gene kicks in defining what sex we become,thats why we both have nipples.

this has raised in me a few questions such as,.

LOL I guess you're right about getting a serious conversation about breasts {{giggle-grin}}. Actually I have heard of man-breasts {{giggle-grin}} that really produce milk. Maybe at one time men also shared in the caregiver responsibilities. (yeeeuuuuuucccckkkk)!

TimB

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Is Sex ALL Men Think About?

by tyydyy in

so they can have sex.

so women will want to have sex with us.

would she want to have sex with me here?".

tyydyy

Ok guys,
When you imagined bitter mango on that Harley. What came to mind?
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Uh huh. I thought so.....Sexy.

TimB

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you know you're from Arkansas if...

by teejay in

1. you measure distance in minutes.. 2. you've ever had to switch from "heat" to "a/c" in the same day.. 3. stores don't have bags; they have sacks.. 4. stores don't have shopping carts; they have buggies.. 5. you see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in it, no matter what time of the year.. 6. you use "fix" as a verb.

example: i am fixing to go to the store.. 7. all the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, or animal.. 8. you install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.. 9. you carry jumper cables in your car ... for your own car.. 10. you know what "cow tipping" and "snipe hunting" is.. 11. you only own four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup,and tabasco.. 12. you think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.. 13. you think sexy lingerie is a tee shirt and boxer shorts.. 14. the local papers covers national and international news on one page but requires 6 pages for sports.. 15. you think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.. 16. you know which leaves make good toilet paper.. 17. you find 90 degrees f "a little warm.".

18. you know all four seasons: almost summer, summer, still summer, and christmas.. 19. you know whether another arkansan is from southern, middle, or northern arkansas as soon as they open their mouth.. 20. there is a dairy queen in every town with a population of 1000 or more.. 21. going to wal-mart is a favorite past-time known as "goin wal-martin" or off to "wally world.".

tyydyy

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WooooooPigSoooooieee
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WooooooPigSoooooieee....Razorbacks!!

TimB

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about breasts

by ballistic in

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friends

in another thread about breasts, toddy said:.

during the first 10-15 weeks after conception we all develop as females,after that a gene kicks in defining what sex we become,thats why we both have nipples.

this has raised in me a few questions such as,.

tyydyy

Hey Frenchy,

I got your visual aids....enjoy!

.

Edited to make sure everyone knows: THOSE ARE NOT MY BREASTS!!

TimB

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Is Sex ALL Men Think About?

by tyydyy in

so they can have sex.

so women will want to have sex with us.

would she want to have sex with me here?".

tyydyy

I say YES! Everything relates back to sex with men. For instance:

Car - Guys look for a car that will attract women. Why? So they can have SEX. Even when purchasing a truck for work, we think "Should I put a camper on back, just in case?". How big is the back seat? Why do we care? Because we want to have SEX back there.

Food - We buy food that will make us look good and healthy. Why? So women will want to have SEX with us. And for the rest of us that have given up on looking good there is the food that gives you the feeling of having had SEX.

Home - When buying/renting and furnishing our home we ask ourselves "Would a sexy woman be comfortable in my home. Would she want to have SEX with me here?"

Clothes - Does this make women want to have SEX with me? We never ask does this make my ass look to big? We think does this make the "package" look good? lol but we NEVER ask other men this!!!

Computer - So you can have cyberSEX.

TV - Ever wonder why beer commercials are full of women in skimpy outfits? So we can imagine having SEX with them.

Music - Will this get her in the "mood" so I can have SEX with her? Or you imagine Brittany Spears or Shania Twain or Janet Jackson, need I say more?

Art - Ever notice how long guys linger in front of the pictures of naked women? SEX

Work - More money = More SEX

Friends - They are there so you have someone to brag about your SEX to.

Children - You have to have SEX to get them!

Pets - Babe Magnets! Girls think you are cute and will possibly have SEX with you.

Hobbies - A vain attempt to get your mind off SEX when you aren't getting any.

Alcohol - Buying for yourself to get the guts to ask a woman for SEX. Buying for the woman to get her in the mood to say Yes to SEX when you get the courage to ask.

Typing new posts - Increases dexterity which in turn means better SEX!

TimB

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Request for next few days

by joelbear in

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hey my friends,.

throw me some positive thoughts over the next few days.. my job worries are back and my brother called yesterday to say my mother is going downhill more quickly than i imagined.. mitch and i are off to visit her and dad tomorrow.. i had a terrible panic attack last night.

mitch got a xanax in me in the nick of time and i calmed down and went to sleep.. hope everyone is having a good holiday season.

tyydyy

<--------closing eyes and putting my fingertips on my temples and picturing Joel rolling naked in the snow with the Abominable Snowman (or some big hairy guy that IS NOT ME)....sending the thought to Joel....

TimB

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Infinite Justice?

by Satanus in

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a us vs afghani scorecard to date.

by robert fisk@ .

http://www.independent.co.uk/story.jsp?story=111323.

tyydyy

Seeker,

Cool....nice to know that you agree with the sentiments expressed in my post

War is not pretty. It is not a good thing that those people had to die. But unfortunately it is necessary.

TimB

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Infinite Justice?

by Satanus in

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friends

a us vs afghani scorecard to date.

by robert fisk@ .

http://www.independent.co.uk/story.jsp?story=111323.

tyydyy

Seeker,

Are you trying to start an arguement? I didn't say that the civilians were the zealots, now did I? Why did you take a couple of sentences out of my post to make it seem that way? I made my point clear a couple of times that these zealots might care if civilians were going to die for thier actions.

TimB

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Infinite Justice?

by Satanus in

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friends

a us vs afghani scorecard to date.

by robert fisk@ .

http://www.independent.co.uk/story.jsp?story=111323.

tyydyy

I do believe that the number of civilian deaths in Afganistan has probably surpassed the number of deaths on Sept. 11 but I also believe that it's a necessary evil. It's obvious that these zealots don't value their own lives. Maybe they'll value the lives of their countrymen and families.

Fact: The US was Attacked and Innocent civilians were killed.
Fact: The Attack was perpetrated by Islamic radicals who do not fear death.
Fact: This must not happen again

I believe this fight is not about justice. Perfect justice would include restoring the lives that were lost on Sept. 11. No, this fight is about prevention. We cannot allow the terrorists watching to think that there will be no repercussions. We cannot eliminate all terrorist because there are many who haven't even made the decision yet. We can though, make them know that it will not benifit them at all. We can let them know through the death of family and fellow Islamic radicals, and yes innocent civilians, that they will suffer if they choose that course of action. The only solution for terrorism is to make it hurt. Make it hurt very very bad. We have only begun this fight.

TimB