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  Is SEX all men care about??

  by butalbee in

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  this thread is dedicated to all of the horny stud's out there who think with their penis: "big breasts, nice ass, i wanna mound her, blah, blah, blah...." i suppose then this would include ever man in the entire world, as horny as they are, just thinking about one thing and one thing only, sex...not that sex is a bad thing, sex is very nice, except maybe if you're a single jw, then your hand is your personal best friend.

  but even so, they still think of sex, they just won't admit to it, or have lost the key to their chastity belt.

  when a man see's a nice looking woman, what's the first thing they think about: "wow, wonder what she looks like naked", not "i bet she has a wonderful personality.

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  tyydyy

  I've been so sick I can't even think about sex.........But I think sex would make me feel better.

  TimB
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  Methuselah's Ears ????

  by tyydyy in

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  did you ever hear that your ears and nose continue growing?

  ever notice how big the old men's ears and nose gets?

  one study showed that they grow 0.22mm per year.

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  Did you ever hear that your ears and nose continue growing? Ever notice how big the old men's ears and nose gets? One study showed that they grow 0.22mm per year. At that rate Methuselah's ears would have been 8.3 inches long. Can you say.....DUMBO.

  TimB
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  Hospitality........Texas style

  by Makena1 in

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  2. friends

  the highlight of a recent business trip to texas - austin, dallas and houston was to finally meet in person - xena and tim, and andi and neil.

  what great, lovely people!

  thanks for making my wife and i so welcome and "at home".. we have all been through a lot - posted, chatted, emailed - but visiting in person is the best.. we have also made some wonderful friends locally too - mulan and her husband in particular.

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  Hey there Mak! Tell Sabine we said Howdy! We felt so privileged to have such special visitors. Ya'll were so cool! We have got to do that again. Sorry about the phone call as we were saying good bye. That three-way with the elder got very interesting. It was so cool! Anyway, we have been wanting to meet you guys for so long....Thanks for droppin' in. You're invited back next year to this locality to have a heapin' helpin' of our hospitality. Hillbilly, that is. Sorry that just popped into my head. We did find out one thing........Great conversation and a great golf game just can't happen at the same time.
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  Kids and Baths:)

  by mommy in

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  of course back then i couldn't keep him out of them.

  now i can't get him in them.

  wendy

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  Great thread!

  Our little one hates to take baths but she takes one every week if she needs it or not.
  I personally don't like to take baths or showers. I have to force myself to bathe. Just for the record though, I do bathe regularly. At least once a day. But once I get in the shower I hate to get out. What's up with that???? I even installed a larger water heater so I could spend an extra 10 minutes in the shower. Most of my showers last 25 minutes. I guess I'm just crazy.....

  TimB
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  Does any of this sound familiar????????

  by tyydyy in

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  2. humour

  signs you live in the year 2002.... 1. you just tried to enter your password on the microwave.. 2. you have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family.

  of three.. 3. you call your son's beeper to let him know it's time to.

  eat.

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  SIGNS YOU LIVE IN THE YEAR 2002...

  1. You just tried to enter your password on the microwave.

  2. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family
  of three.

  3. You call your son's beeper to let him know it's time to
  eat. He emails you back from his bedroom, "What's for dinner?"

  4. Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.

  5. You chat several times a day with a stranger from South
  Africa, but you haven't spoken with your next door neighbor
  this year.

  6. You check the ingredients on a can of chicken noodle soup
  to see if it contains Echinacea.

  7. Your grandmother asks you to send her a JPEG file of your
  newborn so she can create a screen saver.

  8. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone
  to see if anyone is home.

  9. Every commercial on television has a web-site address at
  the bottom of the screen.

  10. You buy a computer and 6 months later it is out of
  date and now sells for half the price you paid.

  11. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you
  didn't have the first 20 or 30 years of your life, is
  cause for panic and turning around to go get it.

  12. Using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make
  a purchase would be a hassle and take planning.

  13. Cleaning up the dining room means getting the fast
  food bags out of the back seat of your car.

  14. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is
  that they do not have e-mail addresses.

  15. You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow.

  16. Your dining room table is now your flat filing cabinet.

  17. Your idea of being organized is multiple-colored
  Post-it notes.

  18. You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of
  in person.

  19. You get an extra phone line (or a ADSL/cable modem)
  so you can get phone calls.

  20. You disconnect from the Internet and get this awful
  feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.

  21. You get up in morning and go online before getting
  your coffee.

  22. You wake up at 2 am to go to the bathroom and check
  your E-mail on your way back to bed.

  23. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)

  24. You're reading this.

  25. Even worse; you're going to forward it to someone else
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  Most unintentionally funny scene in a movie

  by Abaddon in

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  2. entertainment

  in the original superman, where superman sticks the flag back on top the white house, and says "i stand for truth, justice, and the american way"; this never failed (the couple of times i saw it in the cinema as a kid) to reduce the audiences to tears of laughter (in enlgand).. in the blair witch project, where she's doing the "i'm sorry" bit in the super-big-close-up nostril shot; hilarious.. the bit in jurassic park where the lawyer gets eaten; the audience i was with cheered.... .

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  people living in glass paradigms shouldn't throw stones...

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  I couldn't stop laughing in the final scene of Aracnaphobia when the giant spider is battling with Jeff Daniels. It just reminded me of the old Gilligans Island episode with the giant spider.

  TimB
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  Pretty sneaky if you ask me

  by Jourles in

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  if you go to http://www.watchtower.org/statistics/worldwide_report.htm you will find the latest stats from the january watchtower for the "worldwide work.

  " i find it quite amusing that they intentionally left out the rate of increase/decrease stats over the year 2000. i guess it looks a hell of a lot better leaving that negative info off the page.. as always, if you have an ip address that can be tracked to your identity and you want to remain anonymous to the borg, do not click directly on the link above as the watchtower will "see" a log entry with a referal from this site.

  copy and paste it to a new browser window.

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  Confused,

  you were close. You're only off by one decimal point.

  TimB
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  Who are the most reliable Common Sense Posters?

  by Celtic in

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  who are the most reliable common sense posters in this community that can be relied upon to help out others the most?

  can you describe your online friends positive qualities?

  how has this person or persons helped you?.

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  Sorry Abaddon,

  I have to disagree with you on this one. I'm mostly a lurker and don't get into the "popularity contests". I used to feel the same way you do and you do have a valid point BUT I also enjoy hearing about the nice things that some have done for others especially the things "behind the scenes". Their example is incentive for all of us to help others in a polite way. There will inevitably be some that are overlooked and that's ok. These shouldn't get their feelings hurt.

  I see these kinds of threads as a way to get to know each other better. You may know everyone well enough because you post so much but there are others who like to watch the highlight reels.

  TimB
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  What Is Your Favorite Overlooked Movie?

  by gilwarrior in

  1. social
  2. entertainment

  what i am talking about a movie that you thought was great, but is mostly forgotten by most people today.. well, my favorite overlooked movie is "a perfect world.

  " in it kevin costner is an escaped felon who escapes from prison with another felon.

  they then break into a house and kidnap a boy who is a (gasp!

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  tyydyy

  Mementos.....Wow! that was an awesome movie. Put your thinking cap on for that one. I loved it!

  TimB
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  Carbon dating isn't reliable?

  by KJV in

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  i was talking to a relative the other night who told me that pbs had a program on tv some weeks back, and they interviewed many reputable scientist who said that carbon dating doesn't work.

  has anybody heard about this?

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  It's amazing how reliable Carbon Dating is for religious groups when it supports their point of view.

  TimB