Journeyman

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  It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

  by Newly Enlightened in

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  Jesus relates the parable of the "Cunning Croatian".

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  I love it! Keep 'em coming! (That's what Cara said...)
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  It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

  by Newly Enlightened in

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  original reddit post (removed).

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  God (talking to Abraham/Lloyd): "I intend to go down to Sodom and Gomorrah to investigate the reports I hear of sordid depravity"
  Abraham/Lloyd (interested): "Really?"
  God: “The outcry against Sodom and Gomorrah is great. I shall destroy the towns and their people."
  Abraham/Lloyd: "But what if there is just one (self)righteous person who happens to be on a break there for his mental health, enjoying the hospitality of the local sex workers?"
  God: "Why do you ask?"
  Abraham/Lloyd: "Well, I was thinking of going down there myself for a couple of weeks..."
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  It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

  by Newly Enlightened in

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  original reddit post (removed).

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  Start in Eden where Adam (Lloyd) gets Eve but finds out they are sexually incompatible. After Jehovah God refuses his request for multiple sex partners to be created, the Serpent comes down from the tree and convinces him to eat from the Tree of Prostitutes.

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  Then Adam/Lloyd blames God for giving him genitals but not teaching him mastery over his penis, and then proceeds to whine at God for hours and claim that God is harassing him and is harming his mental health. After which, God gets fed up and kicks the pair out of the garden, so Adam/Lloyd proceeds to build a new home for himself in a bunker...
  

  Jesus (Lloyd) preaching from the Mount of Olives that the amount of Patrons was pitiful and he'd be forced to dismiss the apostles, giving only two sermons a month. Also blaming the "defamation campaign" on the Pharisees. Known in perpetuity as the "Things Are Bad" sermon on the Mount.
  

  Yes, if it wasn't for the fact that LE is of course an atheist, I'd imagine he'd love to be cast as Jesus (or even God himself). No lowly "servant of God" role for him!
  
  
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  It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

  by Newly Enlightened in

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  original reddit post (removed).

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  He’d ask his Patrons to fundraise in order to pay off Laban.

  This one made me LOL.

  I have to admit, I think we've hit on a new idea:
  "The Bible according to Cedars" - biblical accounts as told through the life of Lloyd Evans!

  Any more parallels between scriptures and our 'favourite' Reluctant Apostate (tm)?
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  Did anyone really enjoy assemblies?

  by SydBarrett in

  1. jw
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  the twickenham post made me think of this.

  i have a few jw family members on facebook and being summertime, their pics of the convention have shown up in my fb feed.

  along with their comments about "i wished it would never end" or "what a glorious weekend".

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  I agree with BluesBrother and slim. The whole Twickenham stadium of around 25,000+ singing some of the old "kingdom songs" was very moving back in the day. Meeting old friends again and making new ones was fun. Some of the speakers could be very motivating. New book and brochure releases were eagerly anticipated. And after the Sunday afternoon ended, as I was young, single and carefree back then (ahem) there was usually a group going to a local restaurant or a pub for a meal and 'association' to look forward to.

  However, I always hated the dramas with a passion, yet most of the others in attendance would consider them a 'highlight' and rave about them. A group of barely-visible JWs way off in the middle of the pitch with some tacky costumes and a cheap set, miming to a corny and trite dialogue in thick American accents? No thanks!

  Fortunately, the drama was usually just before lunch, so I'd use that time to take my own break and go to the supermarket cafe over the road, or if I was working as an attendant, volunteer for a shift somewhere in the stadium where I couldn't hear that rubbish!

  Apart from that, and the occasional terrible weather, conventions weren't too bad to me until about 10-15 years ago.
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  Regional Convention Attendance

  by XBEHERE in

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  elder friend of mine texted me asking what my rc attendance was 2 weeks ago (family and i streamed it since wife is not well).

  he told me that his rc in the jersey city assembly hall last weekend was low.

  co told them that around 2600 were the total from 16+ congs that were assigned.

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  A couple more RC attendance updates from the "My report from the 'trying my patience' DC" thread:

  nowwhat? reports attendance at the Cleveland, OH, USA:

  Pre covid attendance was always 7k+ this year 4500.

  iloowy.goowy at Amhest, MA, USA:

  Pre-covid there would have been over 5k in attendance but this past weekend barely 3k showed up, even on Sunday.

  
  
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  It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

  by Newly Enlightened in

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  Is this exchange with Alex this year?

  Yes, just a few days ago from his post about sexual deviancy and the Bible. Sorry if I wasn't clear.
  
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  It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

  by Newly Enlightened in

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  We were joking earlier (and in some cases not joking - deadly serious) in comments about his "Coming tomorrow..." post about sexual incidents in the Bible, but I noticed on revisiting that post that he was being his usual charming self in the comments with someone called "Alex" (presumably a creationist) who he had previously been supposedly due to debate with.

  I'm not sure if this is the one that he tweeted about several weeks ago, but then he removed the tweet because they cancelled or failed to show up.

  The point is, even if Alex did fail to show before, our friend with the sunny disposition goes on one of his usual abrasive, nit-picky and self-righteous rants at him. Looks like Alex was unaware what a tiresome and awkward PITA he can be to deal with, especially if you dare not to do everything exactly as he wants it and bow at the altar of Cedars.

  Any new followers of the cult of LE are not likely to be impressed, nor are any potential guests of the channel who come across this exchange. Talk about shooting yourself in the foot in public once more...

  

  

  
  
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  Should a person die for their religious BELIEFS?

  by Fisherman in

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  in ancient israel many of the prophets were killed as a result of their religious assignments —from god.

  even soldiers were sent out to fight against idolatrous “uncircumcised” and logically some died for example jonathan, the son of king saul.

  these soldiers were said to be fighting the wars of jehovah and there was no miraculous salvation for everybody all of the time.

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  The question could just as easily be:
  Should a person die for their political BELIEFS?
  Should a person die for their personal BELIEFS?

  To me, the more important questions are:

  1) Does the person genuinely believe whatever it is from informed choice, or are they being coerced?

  For example, many people have been forced, often for political or religious ideologies, to kill themselves or be killed. Kamikaze pilots, suicide bombers, etc.

  2) Is the potential for them to die coincidental, or an intentional or required part of that belief?

  Again, if the prospect of death is a deliberate and intentional part of the 'belief' (whatever it is), then that's usually not a good reason. Again, the above example of kamikaze pilots and suicide bombers come to mind.

  However, if the prospect of death is coincidental - in other words, it's not inherently necessary, but happens because of, say, the action of enemies, or even simply bad luck - and the decision to face death is chosen consciously by the individual, then I don't see that it is necessarily wrong.

  The third question would be What exactly is it you are prepared to die for?

  People are prepared to die for all sorts of things - soldiers for their country, police and firefighters to protect others, political activists for their cause, even extreme sports people for their favourite activities - not all of them would be considered healthy or meaningful reasons to put your life on the line.

  Then there's the question of whether risking your own life would endanger other people's lives? Or do you have dependents who would be harmed by you sacrificing your life?

  TL;DR - I think it depends on a whole lot of other variables than simply "should you"/"shouldn't you".

  I agree with BluesBrother's general point that in an ideal world, no-one should have to choose between their beliefs (religious or otherwise) and their life, but sadly, things are not always like that.

  
  
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  Getting Fed at Assemblies and Camping Around the Stadium

  by mikronboy in

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  this was the 1963 assembly at twickenham.

  i recall the wt deciding no more camping after this due to "immorality" having taken place.. https://youtu.be/lhcl-13dyne.

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  Fascinating footage.

  If they were still alive now, I wonder what the older attendees in that footage (including bros from the convention committee, etc) would make of the TV evangelist, Christianity-lite, e-publisher JWs and their rock star GB of today?

  As someone once said: "If they were alive today, they'd turn in their graves!"