well, it all started when Adam was a boy .. you see God felt insecure and tried to force people to obey him, then he broke up the first family by playing favorites over what was served him at dinner .. Cain was so distraught over Jehovah's callous rejection of his vegtable offering he killed his brother. God felt a touch guilty so instead of sending him to join Abel, marked Cain in the head and banished from the family home to the land of Nod while his mum and dad cried tears of sorrow and bent in hard toil for almost a thousand years ... etc...
..don't even get me started on Jesus, apostate Paul, Martin luther and the American sex .. sects! unclebruce