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  American Words Unused Here. Vice-Versa Also.

  by Englishman in

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  in the uk you never hear words such as:.

  railroad.

  mortician.

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  unclebruce

  gas station
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  Good news for modern OBVEServers

  by unclebruce in

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  hey obves,.

  goodnews - i just crunched your numbers with biblemans numbers and broke the mathmatical equations down to iir2 .. let me double check the algebra ... x2 + x + 41 = prime number - xerxies x nabonidus + daniel 360 = jesus pies are squared.

  .. yep works every time .. break an equation down far enough and out pops old iir2.

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  Hey OBVES,

  Your math isn't just childish it's positively loopy. On the other hand you'll find that my prediction of the earths demise in the year 1,230,607,537AD is accepted by mainstream science as a likely eventuality as our Suns fuel runs low and this planet turns to ice, unlike your prediction of doom come Friday.

  You seem to forget I was crunching Watchtower numbers and dedicated to door knocking my beliefs when you were but a gleem in yer mad fathers eye .. when you gonna show the same honesty, courage of yer convictions like and go preach'n the hard way .. one bloody house at a time

  Another question: How come you never post about "signs of Christs going" (like I have .. thunderclaps and graves opening up wasn't restricted to the Jesus Christ youknow)

  uncleshiftybruce
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  A pic for the New Year

  by ozziepost in

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  i hope this works for you!

  it makes us here in the land of oz go all sentimental.. .

  happy new year everyone.

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  nah ozzie, I'm not being elitist (even though the best snobs come from the convict free state of SA)

  Yep New South Welshmen love the big bridge, with Territorians it's the song 'santa never made it to Darwin', I suppose WA sandgropers relate to .. sandhills and Queenslanders get all sooky at the sight of the canefields ablaze, Victorians get bleary eyed reminising childhood rides through the Dandenongs on the puffing billy, Taswegans dream of Mt.Wellington and straights folk drool if ya mention mutton bird pie ;)

  unclebruce product of SA state of worlds biggest salt lakes and straightest stretch of rail line lol. ... um ...and greatest aussie rock .. masters aprentices, jimmy barnes, redgum etc.. yeah ;)
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  New Light ~*~*~Armageddon WAS in 1975 !

  by alliwannadoislive in

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  y'know, i was thinking - what if armageddon actually did come in 1975 ... i mean everyone was told to expect it and did so right ?

  therefore it's only fitting that we find some way of saying it actually did happen .... is this really any different to changing the understanding of the 1914 armageddon into christ's presence ... ahem ... i mean, we could even say that we had an armageddon in 1914 too, then everyone could be right.

  in fact we could have an annual armageddon .... so are we the survivors into the new world ?

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  well alliwannadoislive,

  if an Archduke Fredinand hadn't shot an ostrich in the sorry elbow in 1914 the Great War may not have started in that year and Russells followers would have been denied the 1914 propaganda tool to play on.

  unclebruce

  Questions for serious bible students:

  On being caste out of heaven, did Satan first visit Kaiser Wilhelm, Von Bismark, King Edward or Lord George?

  Does Satan still roam about like a toothless old cat seeking to suck someone?
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  Question For Jehovahs Witnesses!!!!!

  by D wiltshire in

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  is the watchtower a false prophet?.

  by your truly you know who?.

  if someone lived a trillion x longer than you, and had a billion x more reasoning ability would he come to the same conclusions as you?.

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  "If anyone makes an addition to the things written in this scroll will add to himself the plagues that are written in this scroll, and if anyone takes anything away from the words of this scroll, will have his portion from the trees of life taken away."

  Good one Pureheart,

  It's a Greek copy from a Jewish copy from a Babylonian copy from an Egyptian copy from a standard ancient Sumnerian curse but the Watchtower boys won't know that. If the curse fits wear it, be they quick or dead.

  False prophet? What other kind is there?

  unclebruce
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  IS THE WATCHTOWER A FALSE PROPHET?

  by You Know in

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  when jesus was on earth the devil approached him quoting scripture in order to tempt and entrap him.

  it is no wonder then that the apostate angel would be behind the effort to use the scriptures against jehovahs people today in order to mislead them.

  one of the most cunning and effective uses of scripture against us by satans agents is the charge that we are false prophets.

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  Hey Ladonna, very nice,

  at the risk of upsetting the squeamish and suicidal .. my country cousins had a little ceramic dunny on the mantlepiece, when one lifted the lid you'd see a little man disappear around the bend and the words "goodbye cruel world"

  This is the first YK thread I've opened in about a year .. anyone who believes in prophets true, false or mediochre is a looser in my book and no one has less cred than YK ... even the watchtower men hedge thier bets.

  spploooshhhh ..
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  All Around My Hat.

  by Englishman in

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  a guy came in our pub tonight wearing a back to front baseball hat.

  after 10 minutes or so he was getting very miffed that no-one wanted to talk to him.

  i explained to him that he was offending everyone by wearing a hat indoors, surely, especially as he is a police officer, he was aware that it is extremely bad manners to wear a hat indoors?.

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  Geez Gamber + English,

  I'm glad none of you blokes knows how to bash the great south land. Our Australian birthright is to laugh and poke fun at every sick self absorbed culture, retarded creed and clueless tinpot dictatorship .. and that's just America

  unclebruce.

  PS: It's very easy for us to pick on the English .. we know 'em so well. Brits? who are they? unc who doesn't hear anyone picking on the scots welsh or irish .. mmm lol
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  Happy new year my Luvies

  by Tina in

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  on my way out to a few parties.won't be here at the exact time to wish y'all happy new year!!!!!!

  luv and hugs,tina.

  psssssst ill get some great pix i think,will post when i get them.t.

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  oooo .. don't talk about parties sweetheart ... just tuck me in the the sheets gently and whisper sweet nothings .. coffee ... coffee strong and black ...

  .. pssst ... go get 'em girl ..... happy new year hOOter ... xxxxxxzzzzz*hic*zzzzzzz
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  A pic for the New Year

  by ozziepost in

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  i hope this works for you!

  it makes us here in the land of oz go all sentimental.. .

  happy new year everyone.

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  Yeah Ozzie,

  What is that thing? Looks like one a them big Brazilian hats with fruit and stuff ... where the rest? come on, I wanna see the dark girl in the yellow sparkly bikini

  unc.

  PS: South Australians get all sentimental about other things ... an Albert Namagera painting, a Hans Heysen print .. visions of the Barrosa Valley and the Flinders Range
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  Intro: The Powers of the Dark Side

  by Farkel in

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  daniel 8 for dummies - introduction: "the powers of the dark side" .

  the two articles i'm going to present are going to be an indictment of fred william franz.

  i consider franz to be the second most evil man in watchtower history, next to joseph franklin rutherford, if you measure the term "evil" not only by motive and action, but by the sheer numbers of people adversely affected from it.. when people were in his presence, franz's good sense of humor, apparent modesty and geeky way of dressing made him instantly likeable: up until the instant you crossed him or one of his interpretations, according to his nephew raymond franz.

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  Hey SirFred,

  Sure Big Joe's been pushing up pansies for about 60 years, sure we're pissing on his grave but until fairly recently the lies held us trapped just as they do millions now living.

  How about commenting on Farkels post? As a JW of longstanding you know how the bethel boys despise and manipulate the zombified mass's. How about telling us what you think of Franz sidelining the Judge at Beth Sarim and concocting the lie about the resurected prophets needing a comfortable place to booze 'n snooze. Did Joe Rutherford really think Daniel and David would crunch up his driveway and press his doorbell one sunny Californian afternoon? Did he keep ice and fresh lemonade handy for when Moses and AAron came calling? Did he actually believe any of the lies he foysted on his neive gullible followers?

  These are questions as relevent to this board as any related to the current shenanighans in the Brooklyn and London branches of the Russellite vine.

  cheers, unclebruce

  . Do you guys have something else to do besides wacking yourselves?

  Hey Fred, the Judge is a colorful mexican pinate .. it's New Year .. we've hung him up ... come here .. (unc makes sure freds blindfold is secure) .. way ya go SirFred .. belt him with ya cane till the candies drop! .. careful now .. we recon he's full o' shit ... lol oooo yaaarrrk!