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unclebruce
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South ESSEX
by Dr Jekyll ini'm back !
go on admit it, you've missed me.
anyway back to the subject.
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South ESSEX
by Dr Jekyll ini'm back !
go on admit it, you've missed me.
anyway back to the subject.
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unclebruce
Hello is that South Essex Congregation? ...Well, .put me through to whoever's in charge down there! ... You the PO? ...When will he be back? ..Aren't there any men I can talk to? ...Yes I'm from Bethel!... No I don't wanna know about brother pluck-a-duck ... Can't talk long I got apostates ta catch .. just let me know if you hear or see anything suspicious ok? ...whata ya mean "like what?" ..anything at all .. man called jekyll turning up in a dodgy kilt looking for old friends ..that kinda thing.. clik
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unclebruce
G'day Ozzie,ooo looks very nice
Welcome back cobber ..and thus is finished the mystery of oz
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And Now for Something Spiritual
by unclebruce inas you know, i discovered jesus late one night while surfing jehovah on the net.
i ordered my plastic jesus, he duly arrived heralded by a mighty trumpet blast and he and i have inseperatable ever since.
it's not easy being the only true christian in the world.
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unclebruce
Aww...she's too teeny to be offensive, unc. Where's the male version, though? lol
Oh that's good Luna. What Mary's pic not turn you on? Sorry but if you want phallic you'll have to go to a gumby thread ..I prefer soft hairless curves
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And Now for Something Spiritual
by unclebruce inas you know, i discovered jesus late one night while surfing jehovah on the net.
i ordered my plastic jesus, he duly arrived heralded by a mighty trumpet blast and he and i have inseperatable ever since.
it's not easy being the only true christian in the world.
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unclebruce
Sorry for any offence caused I think she's delicious. Mods: Please remove the pic if you see fit (personally I'm more offended by the pic of Mary's chuncky boyfriends
===The Jesus Frypan:
Tired of tarrying for God to bless your pepperoni pizza with an uncanny likeness of the Lord? Crushed when the crust of a friend's steak pie resembles the Messiah?
Strive not, gentle believer. Divine intervention is only a pan handle away.
"Made from durable steel and topped with a non-stick coating, the Jesus Pan puts the image of Jesus RIGHT ON FOOD!" Guaranteed demon free cooking at just $29.99 plus postage. Even your shamefully dull unlevened bread can be served all logo'd up! "Take, eat, this is my one true bread" a memorial classic.Note: The Jehovah's Witness model comes with the copyright Watchtower symbol in place of the cross (please specify JW pan when ordering).
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And Now for Something Spiritual
by unclebruce inas you know, i discovered jesus late one night while surfing jehovah on the net.
i ordered my plastic jesus, he duly arrived heralded by a mighty trumpet blast and he and i have inseperatable ever since.
it's not easy being the only true christian in the world.
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unclebruce
It doesn't matter to me what she is satanus,
I heard you get one for free when you join
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And Now for Something Spiritual
by unclebruce inas you know, i discovered jesus late one night while surfing jehovah on the net.
i ordered my plastic jesus, he duly arrived heralded by a mighty trumpet blast and he and i have inseperatable ever since.
it's not easy being the only true christian in the world.
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unclebruce
Just in. The latest gadget for God. From brother thom at thoms jw chat:
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Isn't a "half glass of water" better than no water at all?
by JH inwhy is it that if you don't go to any meetings anymore since a while and you're inactive, the elders wont bother you, but if you continuously go to half of your meetings, the elders wont be satisfied and will be a pain in the as*?.
i wonder what an elder would say if a jw would say, "i like going to only half the meetings".
more than that i get tired and i lose my joy....
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unclebruce
Awwww poor brother eyeslice ...pats him on head ... I'll come 'round and bible study with ya
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Isn't a "half glass of water" better than no water at all?
by JH inwhy is it that if you don't go to any meetings anymore since a while and you're inactive, the elders wont bother you, but if you continuously go to half of your meetings, the elders wont be satisfied and will be a pain in the as*?.
i wonder what an elder would say if a jw would say, "i like going to only half the meetings".
more than that i get tired and i lose my joy....
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unclebruce
Of course greendawg is right. I know an Elder who considered Sunday his 'day to Jehovah'. So Phil went out on field service every Sunday morning, to the public talk/watchtower study every Sunday afternoon and did his talk prep and congregational paper work each Sunday evening. Some people are very well organized. Phil Hardwick was previously a country cop. Many do attend half the meetings. These are known as slackers and not to be trusted till they wake up to themselves and their weak backsliding childbearing ways. Some are better at 'getting away' with 'poor meeting attendance' than others. I'm not as well versed as some are in this but I imagine the trick is to attend enough meetings not to warrant an encouragement visit from an Elder or two. The thing you don't want is to have them "worrying about you". Speaking of which, I'm worried about you JH
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The Single Most Dangerous JW Meeting....in my opinion!
by enlightenedcynic inthe way i see it, pretty much everyone here knows that the 5 weekly meetings, the memorial, the dc's and ca's are all a bunch of rubbish and jibber jabber.
there is still one other meeting, not as frequently held as the others, that jw's use very effectively to control existing members and bring in new converts and this meeting sadly plays apon the emotions of all in attendance.. what meeting is this?.
a kh funeral!!!.
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unclebruce
Something spiritual & demon free for Mary to read at the assemby:
