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  The Apostle AK is signing off...for now.

  by TheApostleAK in

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  i'm not renewing my internet account as of this weekend cos i found a fulltime job.

  so i guess it will be goodbye for a long while.. from alan (aka the apostle ak)

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  unclebruce

  Hippikon: How high up was that circumscision? (sick joke) I have relies in Tasmania but only by marriage. I am South Australian born and raised. Bought up on Adle-aide (can't ya tell)

  Englishmun: AK is moving further away from Dingo territory - In South Australia they have the longest man-made stucture in the world called "The Dingo Fence" it was/is designed to keep dingos hundreds of miles north of the South Australian/West Australian/NSW wheat and sheep country. You thought 'the Great wall of China' was long ... huh) It was quite a surprise to find it's legal to have dingos as pets in NSW. We have wild ones in the forest here but they disappear well before you sight them. I sometimes find dead or diing kangaroos savaged by them or wild dogs. (no dopey tourists feeding them around here)
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  The Apostle AK is signing off...for now.

  by TheApostleAK in

  1. jw
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  i'm not renewing my internet account as of this weekend cos i found a fulltime job.

  so i guess it will be goodbye for a long while.. from alan (aka the apostle ak)

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  unclebruce

  AK - most of my relies are worldly! I'd beware of anyone named, Freeman, Forrester, Nightingale, or Armanini if I were you :)

  Posting your records here might even be a world first in apostate land - what a stir.

  cheers unc
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  The Apostle AK is signing off...for now.

  by TheApostleAK in

  1. jw
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  i'm not renewing my internet account as of this weekend cos i found a fulltime job.

  so i guess it will be goodbye for a long while.. from alan (aka the apostle ak)

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  unclebruce

  Good one AK,

  Thanks for sharing. We need all the good news and cult resisting ideas we can get. Now I'm wondering if I know your lady friend (it's a small world and I have a heap of relies over there - we could end up being related ... BROTHER

  best wishes, unclebruce

  PS: I took a chick interstate but was already married to her. (we should have eloped 6 years earlier - first ideas are often the best)

  PSS: I can handle Stephanus and his bro - don't you you you worry about that!
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  The Apostle AK is signing off...for now.

  by TheApostleAK in

  1. jw
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  i'm not renewing my internet account as of this weekend cos i found a fulltime job.

  so i guess it will be goodbye for a long while.. from alan (aka the apostle ak)

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  unclebruce

  Hey come on AK you gotta tell us about the Great Kingdom Hall robbery. Horses mouth and all that. (Hope you did't steal the father-in-laws witnessing bag)

  unclebruce, handing hippikon a fortune cookie.
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  The Apostle AK is signing off...for now.

  by TheApostleAK in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i'm not renewing my internet account as of this weekend cos i found a fulltime job.

  so i guess it will be goodbye for a long while.. from alan (aka the apostle ak)

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  unclebruce

  Cheers AK,

  I hope you have a great cult-free life ... and don't worry about me - Stephanus and his hillbilly bro are comming down to give me some serious help next weekend

  unclebruce
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  Oh. So You're A Seventy-Fiver Then, Are You?

  by Englishman in

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  does anyone take any responsibility for what happened in 1975?

  maybe i should say what didn't happen in 1975!.

  i mentioned 1975 to my still devout but not so fundamental jw mum.

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  unclebruce

  G'day AK,

  AK you're dead wrong - it wasn't the rank and file but the society itself that promoted the date, then refused point blank to take responsibility. I never preached 1975 but I was unusual. (my sights were set on 1984 :) Mixed signals came from Watchtower HQ but when the 'final Kingdom News' tract work comenced in 1973 it left no doubt the Society believed the world was soon to end. You've been lied to once again AK. I doubt many JWs speak about that final preaching work nowerdays (where every householder HAD to accept a tract and bible studies HAD to be reduced to 6 months followed by baptism or death at Armageddon.

  All said, 1975 never changed the Bethel Nazi mindset - they still preach the same American/Adventist lies they have for over 120 years "we are living in the last days, Jesus is angry, repent and sell magazines, time is short blah blah blah ...
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  Serving Jehovah, even though he's a sick, pathetic joke unclebruce
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  We are Jehovahs Witnesses.........

  by JW72 in

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  i used to like some of the 'kingdom melodies'.

  personal favorites were.. 'move ahead, move ahead to maturity...'.

  'little gifts from god our children are'-shame they don't get any.. 'life without end at last'-everlasting life with them could wait!!!!.

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  G'day JW72,

  Jan is right you're a sick bloke but rest assured the cures are many and varied. Some even work. The one I recommend is buying a few Nick Cave CDs and playing them over and over - they piss all over Dylan and 'll hit buttons deep and long forgotten.

  Then forward you apostates ever strong of heart... groannnn
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  If A JW Calls

  by Stephanus in

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  a friend told me he once had two jw ladies visit his house while he was in the front yard.

  one was an older lady, the other young and attractive.

  my friend (who looks pretty rough) walked up to them and gestured to the older lady "you - ***k off!

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  unclebruce

  Yep, Stephanus bikie guys are usually soft thats why they need their little cults - the truly crazy are loners like me ;)

  You remind me of some witnessing I saw back in the late seventies. The Adelaide City Servant Bill Cuthill was doing magazine work with a new recruit, a big guy with a foul temper. Hi Brother Rouse! :) After Mr Rouse offered this guy the magazines he very loudly told him he wasn't the least bit interested in his magazines and to leave hiis property at once! This show of bravado was for the benifit of his grinning neighbours who were only ten feet away tending their garden. Then Mr Rouse took a step forward and quietly whispered something in the householders ear. With that the man went white, walked into his house and returned sheepishly with the twenty cents for the magazines.

  Brother Cuthill was anxious to know what magic whisper had turned the blokes head so quickly. Mr Rouse then confessed to the group his little persuader: "If you don't take these magazines I'm gonna ram 'em down yer bloody throat."

  Violence and intimidation cut both ways, unclebruce
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  NWT On Line?

  by Carmel in

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  does anyone know where i can access the nwt online?

  all the sites i have checked are discussions about the nwt but do not have the text available.. cheers,.

  eligah

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  unclebruce

  Hey Caveman - I'll go to an assembly and pinch you one. Is it a sin to steal a Watchtower Bible? If the WBTS is truly evil how could that be? Would you feel guilty about accepting it. (it could cause flashbacks ;)

  unclebruce who has only stolen one thing in his life (a 'New World Songbook' that belongs to Horst of Lightning Ridge - I sent him a nice postcard thanking him and warning him about apostate bible snatchers)

  Hey Logical - Nice picture. Always thought you were a natural Eyore (like my misses you take your own black cloud wherever you go, ya floppy ears attracting the girls every time. Me I'd sooner play pin the tail on the logical :)

  cheers, unclebruce
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  If A JW Calls

  by Stephanus in

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  a friend told me he once had two jw ladies visit his house while he was in the front yard.

  one was an older lady, the other young and attractive.

  my friend (who looks pretty rough) walked up to them and gestured to the older lady "you - ***k off!

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  unclebruce

  ROTFLMSisterOff!

  Unreal Stephanus - thats what I call taking 'the direct approach' to extremes. (this friend of yours ever had a root? I imagine he's on the 'do not call' or 'funny guy' list now)

  unclebruce