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  Bathory vs Farkel (vampire gets blood poisoning}:)

  by unclebruce in

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  g'day tax dodgers,.

  this post is to clear up my view of the riddle/challenge bathory (the watchtower vampire) put to the farkelmeister (cult fighter par excellance) some time ago on h20.. those not interested please tune out now.

  bathory - i'm only posting this because you dragged me in from the sidelines.. ok the story in a nutshell: bathory challenged farkel to solve a riddle within 48 hours.

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  unclebruce

  G'day Bathory,

  Thanks for your reply. (my old mobile is long gone thus no text messages for me .. no mobile coverage to the bush block :(

  Yes Bathory you're right you shared a few beers with me that day and got Farkel out of a pickle (we were both surprised by his situation and got on really well - like I said Bathory .. I like ya a lot) I'm sorry for any missunderstandings about about the game rules etc.. i'm just calling it as an old bloke remmembers it. (e.g: i remmember Farkel saying he had a little help but thought that was within the rules) I remmber we were going to go to Star City casino and try and double his money or something .. can't remmber what happened to that plan .. we lost contact i guess :(

  You really gonna fly Farkel out here? .. (make sure the pilots not a raghead OK?) Don't worry about spending money .. it's just the big airfare lump that's putting me in it .. and if you do, nothing fancy eh? .. back of an air India jumbo with the toilet door open's good enough for the farkelmeister ;)

  Glad you enjoyed the assembly .. now off to bed there's a good vamp.. no you're not really .. unc leaving before he gets mushy .. I'm not taking back the mad as a cut snake remark .. no way!

  cheers bigfella and i'm sorry if farkels predicament colored my judgment ..

  PS: Hey you made me go to one assembly you mad bastard .. no way I'm gonna go to another one just to play stand in the ile and look like a dick! (get Farkel here and I'll drag him to one for ya .. you could make it a precondition or something .. ;)

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  Hey Prisca, this is Bathory .. Bathory say something non-sexist to Prisca .. LOL (Bathory's a genuine night owl .. he has me shagged out reciting obscure Henry Lawson at 3am .. ;)

  unc hitt'n the sack.
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  Bathory vs Farkel (vampire gets blood poisoning}:)

  by unclebruce in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  g'day tax dodgers,.

  this post is to clear up my view of the riddle/challenge bathory (the watchtower vampire) put to the farkelmeister (cult fighter par excellance) some time ago on h20.. those not interested please tune out now.

  bathory - i'm only posting this because you dragged me in from the sidelines.. ok the story in a nutshell: bathory challenged farkel to solve a riddle within 48 hours.

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  unclebruce

  G'day Farkel

  Excuse me while I ROTFLMAO @ Tina (funniest sister a man ever chased around a message bored ;)

  Seriously now .. thanks for replying in this thread big brother and filling us in on your flight home .. life's weird (always something unexpected spinning things around) People here give a shit about ya and I recon, given time and the revolution of karma? ;) things will settle down fine for you my friend.

  Me? .. My building plans have been put back 6 weeks, mostly due to new local reguations .. groan .. I'll mail your new tempory address.

  Bathory: Sit down on yer arse, pull your finger out and say something please. (like .. how were things at the superdrone man? :)

  cheers unclebruce, who sometimes wonders if witness mothers have any natural affection for their offsrung (more a sign of cult indoctrination than the last days being immoonently upon us ;)
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  Informal Apostate Gathering

  by Stephanus in

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  the rumours that i am going to sydney tomorrow to catch up with certain apostates who post to this board may or may not be true...

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  unclebruce

  No prisca .. I'm just shadow boxing stephanus waiting for him to make the first move .. this is more like a mexican standoff than an apostate gathering.

  You can phone me on: 0411 037 440
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  Bathory vs Farkel (vampire gets blood poisoning}:)

  by unclebruce in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  g'day tax dodgers,.

  this post is to clear up my view of the riddle/challenge bathory (the watchtower vampire) put to the farkelmeister (cult fighter par excellance) some time ago on h20.. those not interested please tune out now.

  bathory - i'm only posting this because you dragged me in from the sidelines.. ok the story in a nutshell: bathory challenged farkel to solve a riddle within 48 hours.

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  unclebruce

  Prisca - I might not be able to meet today (as I told Stephanus tommorrow would be much better for me :( You can call me over the next week on:

  0411 037 440

  if you see this vampireman, lay off the text and git yer eyes back on the prize .. what am I saying .. he'd be at the super-drone staring straight ahead bible in hand about now ;) .. madunc.
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  Bathory vs Farkel (vampire gets blood poisoning}:)

  by unclebruce in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  g'day tax dodgers,.

  this post is to clear up my view of the riddle/challenge bathory (the watchtower vampire) put to the farkelmeister (cult fighter par excellance) some time ago on h20.. those not interested please tune out now.

  bathory - i'm only posting this because you dragged me in from the sidelines.. ok the story in a nutshell: bathory challenged farkel to solve a riddle within 48 hours.

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  unclebruce

  g'day prisca,

  I don't think my mail box is gonna be flooded with filthy luka .. LOL .. the WTBS may have found a way to make religion pay but us apostates ain't like that ;)

  Today eh? .. I gotta check my email .. cheers

  PS: Farkel and I are serious about spending some time together.
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  WHAT`s YOUR FAVORITE BEER!

  by OUTLAW in

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  i like molson canadian,except when i`m out of the country.then i only drink imported beer...molson canadian.

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  unclebruce

  uncle bruce -come again?

  .. that's just what young Susan my designer wife said as she sipped her '91 grange hermitage and flung her 24k gold flecked margaret st.laraunt nighty up over the antique italian crystal chandlier and slowly rubbed her southsea wild black oyster necklace between her silicon amplified breast enhancments .. blah blah blah... yummpie i yuppie aye yuppie i ki aye .. hic
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  Bathory vs Farkel (vampire gets blood poisoning}:)

  by unclebruce in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  g'day tax dodgers,.

  this post is to clear up my view of the riddle/challenge bathory (the watchtower vampire) put to the farkelmeister (cult fighter par excellance) some time ago on h20.. those not interested please tune out now.

  bathory - i'm only posting this because you dragged me in from the sidelines.. ok the story in a nutshell: bathory challenged farkel to solve a riddle within 48 hours.

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  unclebruce

  g'day prisca,

  Oh he'll accept it allright! LOL
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  Bathory vs Farkel (vampire gets blood poisoning}:)

  by unclebruce in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  g'day tax dodgers,.

  this post is to clear up my view of the riddle/challenge bathory (the watchtower vampire) put to the farkelmeister (cult fighter par excellance) some time ago on h20.. those not interested please tune out now.

  bathory - i'm only posting this because you dragged me in from the sidelines.. ok the story in a nutshell: bathory challenged farkel to solve a riddle within 48 hours.

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  unclebruce

  Lilacs, TR it's folks like you who make this world a wonderful place. Farkel's a lucky man to have you as friends.

  Seriously, if anyone want's to send Farkel a gift, just post it to me at PO box 660 Bega 2550 Australia and I'll make sure he gets it. Farkel is hard to contact and perhaps someone in the US (like thinkerswife or alan f) would be a better conduit.

  Mr.Farkel, I'm calling.
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  WHAT`s YOUR FAVORITE BEER!

  by OUTLAW in

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  i like molson canadian,except when i`m out of the country.then i only drink imported beer...molson canadian.

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  unclebruce

  hi fellow yuppies ... heineken Patriot? Cooler Chag? .. me I drink Yatchi beer now .. it's made in addiss abbaba or somewhere .. the very east you know ... as i often say to the wife as we snuggle up in our designer quilt ensemble filled with lithuanian flat billed duck down .. blah blah blah ...

  unclebruce stroking his lightly streaked exclusive hair creation and enjoying the ambiance .. laughing about what the poor people are spilling this year. .. hic
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  Bathory vs Farkel (vampire gets blood poisoning}:)

  by unclebruce in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  g'day tax dodgers,.

  this post is to clear up my view of the riddle/challenge bathory (the watchtower vampire) put to the farkelmeister (cult fighter par excellance) some time ago on h20.. those not interested please tune out now.

  bathory - i'm only posting this because you dragged me in from the sidelines.. ok the story in a nutshell: bathory challenged farkel to solve a riddle within 48 hours.

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  unclebruce

  G'day Farkelites,

  Yeru, how are things in the deep south these days? Vanity your favorite sin? I thought it was a double blonde laced with plunging neckline? ..

  cheers unc, "If it's a choice between two evils .. give me the one I haven't tried yet"

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  G'day Lilacs,

  This post wasn't meant as a plea for donations to the homless apostate fund just a wake up call for a recalcitrant jw. .. but i'm sure mr.farkel would dearly appreciate any good vibes sent his way ('good vibes' might sound funny but I can't bring myself to use double-speak words like 'encouragement' here ;)

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  Belbab? You sound way too understanding for an innocent bystander. mmm ... I'll go now .. I feel an attack of the 'don't I know you's' comming on .. Bloody hell! You can't be the blood sucker? can ya?? OK you got my suspicious mind racing (wife says I gotta calm the monkeys in my head) I recon you oughta email me .. please. .. till then my only comment is: It's been a good year for the posers.

  serious unc, who'd ship Farkel to Australia as 3rd class baggage if he could and never hardly told nobody that stuff about Bathory!

  [email protected]