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  PEDOPHILES may SIGN Up Here: TALENT available!

  by Focus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  experienced pedophiles might click here to sign up with us!

  trusting kids already well-beaten into blind obedience just may be available!

  and, door-to-door work to recruit others is part of the job, so lots of contact with fresh talent too!

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  unclebruce

  my first love was a 11 year old bookworm of English extraction named Henrietta. From the night our eyes met over a "Babylon the Great" book I was deeply and forever smitten. That was in 1968, this is now. Etta is still single and pionneering .. meanwhile, one thousand miles away in a dense forest of eucalptus and wombats, i'm single but pioneering of a different and more literal sort.

  Dear Aunty Focus .. some questions remain:

  Should I go back and see if I can take her away from all that and into all this?

  Was I a pedophile for loving an 11 year old? (even though I was only 10 and a half and we pioneered together but never even touched .. not even when passing books?

  Do wombats really have four skins?

  unclebruce.
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  Bible Babble

  by Carmel in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  three days ago, we received our first short-term foster child.

  won't go into details about the young ladies problems but one request of the girl's mother was that the 11 year old read from the bible every day.

  so, my wife sits with her every evening listening to the girl read from the ot.

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  unclebruce

  pss .. you're it!
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  Bible Babble

  by Carmel in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  three days ago, we received our first short-term foster child.

  won't go into details about the young ladies problems but one request of the girl's mother was that the 11 year old read from the bible every day.

  so, my wife sits with her every evening listening to the girl read from the ot.

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  unclebruce

  greetings bro,

  I'm thinking "only in America" (would a mother make such a request) .. where's the lady from moonshine tennessknee? .. hey get with the program maam, brainwash'n kids dissappeared with outside plumbing .. did she hear me, did she?

  Great to hear a little of your life caveman.

  with deep respect and bestest wishes,

  loud butt unclearbruce

  warning: I looked up the atlas and found where you live!
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  Re-writing the Bible

  by Cygnus in

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  here are a couple of contributions to this task:.

  2 tim 3:1 yet have resolved perception of this, during the age of finality existence shall be marked by fierceness and peril.

  john 1:1....by origin stood the sayings of god also the moral precepts given by god,taught with regard to god,likewise the teaching embodies the idea taught refering to the things of god..... anyone have any other ideas?

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  unclebruce

  G'day Cygnus,

  (you ol' revisionist ;) Me thinks that if yer gonna go mess'n with the big black book yer might start at the begining or even earlier. I mean Genesis 1:0 - "In the Begining God got lonely" might be a good start

  I started translating the bible into Australian so we could all understand it but gave up when Eve told Adam to "piss off out the kitchen or she'd stick her apple pie up his pathetic lazy date" .. geez translat'ns hard (the bad memories can drive a bloke down the pub or worse)

  unclebruce prefers his English simple and poetically correct.
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  Choose-A-Urinal Challenge!

  by WildTurkey in

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  2. humour

  take the first annual, choose-a-urinal challenge!

  men should ace this test (or suffer the wrath of men everywhere)... women are on their own.

  but, there is a code of the rest room that must be followed.

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  unclebruce

  at primary school my mate and i got caught playing "who can pee highest up the wall where the windows are" (we didn't know they were open :(
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  Were you a virgin on your wedding night?

  by montag in

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  if you were a good little 'raised in the truth' jw then the answer should be 'yes'.. so let's here from you.. [stands up] my name is montag and i was a 22 year old virgin on my wedding night.. .

  -m-

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  unclebruce

  November the 10th 1979 was a wonderful day and good night for me.

  22 years of pent up masculinity was amaturishly unleashed on a lucky young bride. lol

  The way things are going the same thing could happen again around 2024 (but i won't be a virgin this time and i've leared a few tricks since then .. little things like pleasing the woman first.

  unc ROTFL@Farkel .. poor bastard
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  Choose-A-Urinal Challenge!

  by WildTurkey in

  1. social
  2. humour

  take the first annual, choose-a-urinal challenge!

  men should ace this test (or suffer the wrath of men everywhere)... women are on their own.

  but, there is a code of the rest room that must be followed.

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  unclebruce

  Warning: Ladies please log out - this is secret mens business!

  g'day wild turk,

  personally i prefer to keep my fellow urinal users on thier toes. for example: where X = mr.slowpee and I = me I do the "did that guy just hose closer? manouvre"

  X

  X____________I

  X__________I

  X_______I

  X_____I

  X__I

  XI

  I

  I won

  or alternatively and maybe even more disturbing:

  X

  XI

  X__I

  X____I

  X______I

  X____I

  X________I

  I'm just glad this thing hasn't got a dunny out the back .. there'd be a piss war fer sure
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  Interested in running the Watchtower Observer?

  by Kent in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  after reading all the comments about the watchtower observer, and knowing the amount of traffic the site is generating, i have come to the decition it would be a shame to let the site itself go down in flames.

  so, here is the deal: .

  im interested in someone who is willing to run the watchtower observer, and by that im talking about taking over the observer.org domain!

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  unclebruce

  Link: http://watchtower.observer.org/
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  Any ex-annointed ones here or know of any?

  by carlitos71 in

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  2. friends

  in all seriousness, i would like to know from anybody in this forum if anybody on here had ever experienced such an "annointing".

  even though i do not believe in the tower and its teachings for a couple of years now, i would always question the supposed "feelings" an "annointed" person was suupposed to have.

  in light of younger people claiming to be of this "annointed class" in recent years, i question their motive and all of those that were older which were most likely "annointed'".. thanks

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  unclebruce

  I'm not Fred Hall you know.
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  Any ex-annointed ones here or know of any?

  by carlitos71 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  in all seriousness, i would like to know from anybody in this forum if anybody on here had ever experienced such an "annointing".

  even though i do not believe in the tower and its teachings for a couple of years now, i would always question the supposed "feelings" an "annointed" person was suupposed to have.

  in light of younger people claiming to be of this "annointed class" in recent years, i question their motive and all of those that were older which were most likely "annointed'".. thanks

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  It suddenly dawned on me one day that half of the posters on the old h20 board were partakers of the canibal feast. I was then shunned for being so bold as to ask all the annointed to raise thier hands (appears they didn't wanna all be seen together in the same thread) Some of them post here .. let's see ..if we can round 'em up

  Bibleman (J92, + several other names, - the messiah you have when you're not having a messiah)

  Amazing

  Shelby (phoeby, lifeswaterfree)

  You Know

  Godlovesmetoo

  plus an assortment of other "born agains" or members of the remnut class.

  how about it all you tounges of fire out there .. step up and spurt forth a frog or two lol. oops that's torn it (the first thing the holy ghost does is toss out thier sence of humor :(