Posts by unclebruce

well, i was a wiliing patient, and the lady hypnotist led me down into a beautiful imaginery garden, filled with flowers and birds where i could be at peace.

unclebruce

Excuse me folks. Is there anywhere i can go to have some bad memories suppressed?

uncle freaked out bruce

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January 2002 Kingdom Ministry Now Up

by Stephanus in

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have put january 2002 km up on my site, and archived earlier uploads:.

http://jsefton.users1.50megs.com/kmscans.htm.

thanks again to dmouse for the scans - he's already sent me all of 2002 so far - it's just a matter of time for me to get them up on my site.

Who have you PERSONALLY met here?

by gumby in

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well, i'm a little on the jealous side.. i always here of posters here who seem to personally know each other....of coarse not most.....but many.

just curious who knows who in the flesh?..........well partially covered flesh anyways.. when you meet them for the first time....are they way different than you expected?.

Hey, i met BATHORY the vampireman doesn't that count fer nuth'n? I also bumped into Prisca (a coupla times .. she shouldn'ta stood so close! Then there was a shamefull night eating in the house of a known apostate (mr and mrs Old Tom) ... Ozziepost spills coffee with me sometimes (hi mrs.m.ozzie) ....um whom else .. I met AJW one dark night while pursuing the afore mentioned genuine JW vampire through Sydney Star casino. .. mmm who else posts here ... apart from my sister hi d! ;) ...I visited Hippikons secret apostate headquarters .. he's truly devious folks! ...oo i spent a night at Barry's house in Canberra too .. his misses is a catholic so i had to mind my language. Barry posts maily in chat. Does that count?

unclebruce

ballistic Thanks for posting the photo .. geez woun't i love to bang some o' those heads together .. without spilling Englishplonks beer of course. lol.

Vallis awesome!

eyegirl ditto! .. and the prize for the most fleshly contact goes tooooo....

Edited by - unclebruce on 13 October 2002 21:30:11

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Dear Mod105 re: H20 ModUnc

by unclebruce in

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you worry me, honest ya do.

in my "encouragement to englishman thread" you typed to ballistic: "it is enough for the members of this board to know that i am a long time lurker on this board.

i was one of the much hated class of moderators on old h20 before, during and after its slow death.

unclebruce

Hey Scally,

wanna play epose the moderator? I'll show ya mine if ya show me yours ...

M? - Cygnus ( nostalgic agnostic? from hayseed arkansas?)

M13 - COMF (an antaganistic agnostic gentleman from Texas)

M55 - AJW (uptight Christodelphian gentleman from Adelaide .. how'd he get in there?)

M50 - Pronger (didn't cross paths enough for my failing memory)

M101 - Kirsten (great bloke, very strict.. bethelite between religions ;)

M105 - Name unknown. my guess- "NewLight2" (crazy feral scumbucket from under i know not what rock)

M108 - Esmerelder (sensitive caring adorable shy opera singing kinda person)

... um .. your turn .. hey, i know mine are all common knowledge but that's the only kind i got! (<--- hope this face don't remind ya of farkel too much)

ps: who let that bloody orange cat in here?

Edited by - unclebruce on 13 October 2002 21:2:9

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Dear Mod105 re: H20 ModUnc

by unclebruce in

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you worry me, honest ya do.

in my "encouragement to englishman thread" you typed to ballistic: "it is enough for the members of this board to know that i am a long time lurker on this board.

i was one of the much hated class of moderators on old h20 before, during and after its slow death.

unclebruce

I'm NOT feeling myself!!! RF ... honest! and I'm sober as a branch overseer!

unclebruce

ps: i made it to Bega ok .. and this one hour free internet use at the library is the best fun in town lol.

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Need some info

by JT in

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just got a call from a nonjw who is having jw family over on monday-.

he would like to know a couple of other chat site and discussion boards like this one- any suggestions about other db that might be good for him.

thanks in advance to all and the net "thang"

unclebruce

g'day JT,

Well there's always good ol' H20 .... aaaahhh .. you looked in there lately .. it's fwightn'n! I think Sir FredHall should go back there and add some class (not to mention raise the intellectual standard) Sorry i can't help with a recommendation to another board, other sites i've visited are either like this site originally was (hello what's your favorite picnic snack? .. anyone got a favorite colour? lol) or they reject any unc not quoting strictly from the reasoning book

all the best, .. hey, why not take your visitor to a meeting JT .. or better still an assembly? Is this non-JW a nice person? (if not, just take 'em to the nearest Kingdom Hall and leave 'em in the foyer lol.

ps: (your picture is about as prerdy as mine)

Edited by - unclebruce on 13 October 2002 20:32:23

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Dear Mod105 re: H20 ModUnc

by unclebruce in

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you worry me, honest ya do.

in my "encouragement to englishman thread" you typed to ballistic: "it is enough for the members of this board to know that i am a long time lurker on this board.

i was one of the much hated class of moderators on old h20 before, during and after its slow death.

unclebruce

oooo scally, come here my erotic cyber fantasy , (((((((((((((huggggg))))))))))) ooo baby you're so soft and curvy .. ... lay still while i gently stroke your pulsing ooooo .darling ..loosen up and i'll try not to "tear your blouse and exose your heaving breast" this time lover girl... afterall this is a thread about moderhaters an' prude-ant ol' M101 might be peeping .. (did i really get deleted for that little sentence? just goes to show sex is mostly in the mind of the beer holder lol) ... ouch! ... hurts me .. unc falls off the bed ... .. struggles from his lust induced haze, points accusingly at the woman lying prostrate before him and yells -

No No No .. that wasn't the way things happened! SCALLYWAGGER it was all your fault you shameless hussy! It was that woman Gawd sent me i says! Get away from me oh jezabaal! It's all come clear to me now ... YOU caused the downfall of the mighty H20! You and your wicked seductive charms luring grown men to the depths of immoral debauchery! Even bolt upright moderators where caught in your nett. By what cunning charms and demonic trickery is it that such a woman as you so easily bends the stiffest resolve of the hardest of good christian men? Confess I say! By what enchanted bewichery and smooth stroking comeliness dids thou bring about the downfall of the high and mighty tower?

I can hear your cackiling derision now HARLOT! ... "H20 HAS FALLEN SIMONS KINGDOM RULES!!" Be gone from this place at once WITCH! before i set my dogz upon thee and flog you most Focus-less and foul.

unclebruce almost feeling himself today ..

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Only way to take down the tower.....

by IslandWoman in

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is to act together as a united group.

i know to many of us that smacks of jwism but it's not really, it's just common sense.. take for example the colonial world in north america prior to the revolution.

there were thirteen colonies, each with their own problems, their own goals and needs.

unclebruce

The tower ain't going anywhere folks. Like the tower of the tarot pack it'll continue to time indefinite collapsing and rebuilding itself. Reformist thinking still sickens me to the core. Making it easier for the slaves inside just locks them in deeper in my taoist opinion. I don't have much to say but have enjoyed all the comments here. The work of all of you via this internet is playing a big role in slowing and perhaps even reversing the intake of lost andd broken souls into the nightmarish hell of cult indoctrination. Long may you all rule!

unclebruce

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Dear Mod105 re: H20 ModUnc

by unclebruce in

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you worry me, honest ya do.

in my "encouragement to englishman thread" you typed to ballistic: "it is enough for the members of this board to know that i am a long time lurker on this board.

i was one of the much hated class of moderators on old h20 before, during and after its slow death.

unclebruce

ROTFLMAO@Bathory!

Geez reading your post almost bought tears to my eyes!

No i don't think Nazi105 is AJW. I can't remember AJ's mod number off-hand but for all his ignorance of JW world Andrew's a gentleman and well above the low life tactics of this particular thought control freak. (AJW deleting posts on polygamy and canabalism as "off topic" would be laughable if not so tragic .. that's about all missionary's in PNG talk about ;) Andrew was a Christodelphian. What was one of them doing moderatiing a JW forum anyhow?

Kismet ain't so bad either. He was the famous M101. A very good bloke really. He wasn't long out of Bethel service and i think i nearly gave the poor bastard a heart problem. Eventually every moderator cracked. (not all because of my sly "get in thier heads and re-arrange the furniture policy" ;) I knew Mod101 was in trouble as soon as he declared he was in the position of enforcing policy he didn't agree with. Like i say, he's a good bloke and most of us were happy to abide peacefully with his decisions. He was a real linchpin and often, at heavy personal expence and will little sympathy, singlehandedly and quite heroicly kept H20 afloat.

cheers you mad wombat!