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  Wives Should Provide Sex On Demand - Dr. Laura

  by Mindchild in

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  i couldn't believe that i was reading this in the news....http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,7446555%255e13762,00.html ok, dear it might fix my headache.

  by george gordon.

  october 3, 2003. .

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  The trouble with Sex On Demand tm is that if not used wisely you will find yourself having to go back to Pay Per View.
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  So who has a song which mentions her/his name?

  by berylblue in

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  smile a little smile for me, rosemarie, rosemarie.

  smile a little smile for me, rosemarie, rosemarie.

  smile a little smile for me, rosemarie, rosemarie.

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  Hey Lee.....

  50 Ways To Leave Your Lover
  
  The problem is all inside your head
  She said to me
  The answer is easy if you
  Take it logically
  I?d like to help you in your struggle
  To be free
  There must be fifty ways
  To leave your lover

  She said it?s really not my habit
  To intrude
  Furthermore, I hope my meaning
  Won?t be lost or misconstrued
  But I?ll repeat myself
  At the risk of being crude
  There must be fifty ways
  To leave your lover
  Fifty ways to leave your lover

  CHORUS:
  You just slip out the back, Jack
  Make a new plan, Stan
  You don?t need to be coy, Roy
  Just get yourself free
  Hop on the bus, Gus
  You don?t need to discuss much
  Just drop off the key, Lee
  And get yourself free

  She said it grieves me so
  To see you in such pain
  I wish there was something I could do
  To make you smile again
  I said I appreciate that
  And would you please explain
  About the fifty ways

  She said why don?t we both
  Just sleep on it tonight
  And I believe in the morning
  You?ll begin to see the light
  And then she kissed me
  And I realized she probably was right
  There must be fifty ways
  To leave your lover
  Fifty ways to leave your lover
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  276,483 years from now.....

  by SanFranciscoJim in

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  jehovah's witnesses are taught that they will live "forever" on paradise earth.. let's say the year is 278,486 (assuming armageddon occurred in 2003).

  the millenium has passed, everyone has been resurrected, and earth has become the true paradise the jws predicted.. only one problem: you've done everything there is to do.

  you've gone every place on earth there is to go.

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  As to space travel, I was always told that it would be a probability. That after the earth was restored it would be for humans to populate other planets. But at the same time I was told that sex would just be done away with. Hell, some of us don't have to wait for any 'new system' to have that happen! Ah, the inconsistency of it all.
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  276,483 years from now.....

  by SanFranciscoJim in

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  jehovah's witnesses are taught that they will live "forever" on paradise earth.. let's say the year is 278,486 (assuming armageddon occurred in 2003).

  the millenium has passed, everyone has been resurrected, and earth has become the true paradise the jws predicted.. only one problem: you've done everything there is to do.

  you've gone every place on earth there is to go.

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  How would you like to be the one that screws up this track record?
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  Finish this sentence

  by micheal in

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  what............. .

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  ?
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  Find the man's head?

  by JH in

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  "find the man's head within 3 seconds and you're a genius!

  according to medical experiments: if you can find the man's head within 3 seconds, your right brain is developed better than normal.

  if you can find the man's head within 1 minute, your right brain is developed normally.

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  I know where I'll be on saturday mornings for awhile
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  Real or C.G. ?

  by NEWWORLDSLACKER in

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  this is a great test of how c.g.

  savy you are.

  i got 10 for 10 the first time !

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  Real or C.G.?

  actually, this was one of my first tries at photo editing.
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  Real or C.G. ?

  by NEWWORLDSLACKER in

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  this is a great test of how c.g.

  savy you are.

  i got 10 for 10 the first time !

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  9 out of 10 for me. Damn them!
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  tink's first major break-up

  by tinkerbell82 in

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  i'm officially single.

  i don't know how to feel exactly.

  thank you to everyone who has been so sweet and kind and supportive of me, you have no idea how much it's meant to me.

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  Hey {{{{{{Tink}}}}}}
  You've got a lot of people in your corner here!! I'm just another well wisher that knows how tuff it can be but you're going to be just fine
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  Things Learned Along the Way

  by blondie in

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  i have collected sayings, homilies, whatever along the way that crystallize something bigger i learned.

  i will post a few every day.

  if you have one, please share it.. if you lie down with dogs, you'll get up with fleas.. to belittle is to be little.. somewhere, i got the idea if i just took care of others, i would be taken care of.. blondie

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  I guess this is as good a place as any to put this;

  "You should never apologize for where you live, what you drive or who you marry 'cause if you could've done better, you would've."
  my uncle