Jesus, that is so pathetic, Londo111 is right: it is way easier to just type jw.org.
Now, when are we getting an article on "Young People Ask: Smartphones--Do I Really Need One?" and questions like,
"Will I be able to afford the rates a 3G Internet connection? Will I have to work extra hours to pay for these? Would this time be better spent in the ministry? Will I be tempted to access pornographic websites and thus put my relationship with Jehovah in jeopardy? Even if I do go to apparently harmless websites, will I be able to control the time I spend surfing the Interweb [how some GB members sometimes think it's called] so as not to neglect more important things?
Jehovah's servants do well to consider such factors before making such an important decision, 'because the days are wicked.' "
That will be shortly before they publish the list of Websites Not To Go To and release an anti-apostate software that blocks you from accessing said websites...