here's the scenario and i need advise on how to handle this.
.. i found out this afternoon that a former jw and obvious apostate has moved in two houses down from me.
while i didn't know he or his wife when i was a jw, another friend of mine advised me of their arrival in the neighborhood.. should i:.
drac you should slow down.......first a frosty bev or nice cocktail via invite on the door or in person...be brave ya puss!!!
next invite should be for dinner/more drinks and lengthy discussion of UN and pedophelia.....
third invite a frosty bev or nice cocktail then let the swapping commence!!!!!....assuming the other wife can cook...*L*
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
classes for men at our local adult education center.. sign up by june 1, 2002. note: due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, each course will .
accept a maximum of eight (8) participants each.. topic 1 - how to fill up the ice cube trays.
step by step, with slide presentation.. topic 2 - the toilet paper roll: does it grow on the holder?
LB go for the sex change...nothing like a chick squatting with her spurs on...*L*
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
hi brothers and sisters.
i am a jw circuit overseer.
you are welcome to visit my pages.. http://www.angelfire.dom/ky/proclaimer.
this person posted a parody to illustrate a bias in commenting on this forum.
it is entitled,"i raped him when he was 15" and the jwf admin.
relegated it to redundancy and a no-reply status.. twenty years ago i personally knew a female jw who lived in the san diego area and worked in law enforcement.
spaz never masturbated? no wonder you sound frustrated..*LOL*
stop being a jackass befor you get booted and show once again you have nothing to contribute....
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
classes for men at our local adult education center.. sign up by june 1, 2002. note: due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, each course will .
accept a maximum of eight (8) participants each.. topic 1 - how to fill up the ice cube trays.
step by step, with slide presentation.. topic 2 - the toilet paper roll: does it grow on the holder?
FunEd classes for the ladies...
Topic 1 - How to fill up my beer glass. Lessons in giving good head Step by step, with slide presentation.
Topic 2 - Love handles: Do they grow on the holder? Round Table discussion.
Topic 3 - Is it OK for guys to pee in the sink when you commadere the bathroom for hours? Group practice.
Topic 4 - Fundamental differences between your spending habits and the absurd notion of a credit limit.
Pictures and explanatory graphics from store surveillance tapes..
Topic 5 - The after-dinner dishes and silverware: Can they levitate and fly into the kitchen sink? Why men cook and refuse to clean:
Examples on video.
Topic 6 - Loss of identity: Losing the check book to your significant other.
Helpline support and support groups.
Topic 7 - Learning how to spank things, starting with lashing in the right place instead of turning the torture wheel upside down while he's screaming.
Open forum, whips welcome.
Topic 8 - Health watch: Bringing home your girlfriends is not harmful to your health.
Graphics and audio tape of last weekend.
Topic 9 - Real women ask for him to drive when lost.
Real-life testimonials from women attending AA meeting in wrong building..
Topic 10 - Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as he parallel parks?
Driving simulation and free prozac.
Topic 11 - Learning to live: Basic differences between Oh Daddy! and Hay Papi!.
Online class and role playing with blow up doll.
Topic 12 - How to be the ideal sports companion.
Relaxation for him at home watching the game, exercises in lifting beer to mouth, meditation on chances of favored team in World Cup, and breathing in bong smoke techniques.
Topic 13 - How to fight cerebral atrophy:
Remembering birthdays, anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you're going to be late and didn't take the pill the other day. Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered for all expecting fathers..
hey Celia...how's Papa Smurf?
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
not the one that posts here...but i recently received an email from an 'alanf' saying there was important info inside.
when i opened it, it did nothing.
turns out it was a virus and thankfully i got rid of it.
Had, you can't get viruses by simply opening mail yet....heheh, you have to execute the virus on your machine. Here is a link that I have my students read and provides an adequte, but not too technical explanation.
http://www.gerlitz.com/virushoax/
the transcript of terafera JC:
Elder: So Alanf gave you a virus? Please go into greater detail....panties or thongs? *L*
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
my main purpose with this thread is to complain, but i'll try and make the whining humorous.. browsing jwd and then browsing jwzone is like a fish jumping out of the water and into the fisherman's boat.
yeesh.
what a badly designed site.
This thread is labelled Fun/Inspiring Meeting Moments...we would probably call it More JW dumbassery or Perhaps Precious Moments..
http://www.jwzone.org/forums/showthread.php?s=743b3d3314c210983e1b1a5913a0bdef&threadid=3943
Sounds like some of them realize what idiots they have chosen to live around.
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
howdy y'all,.
my husband & i will be in dallas (north side of airport) from thursday till sunday (early) next weekend on business seminar.. i know this is rather short notice, but would anybody like to get together if possible?
i know we'll be in grapevine on thursday as i fell in love with that little town.
X, I'm going down to see the kiddies near Kerville, and yes I still have your number.
waiting, don't forget to visit a winery while the other half hits Bass Pro Shop...heheh..better than all those wicked "dance halls" on Northwest Highway...oh um... at least that's what Six told me..
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
howdy y'all,.
my husband & i will be in dallas (north side of airport) from thursday till sunday (early) next weekend on business seminar.. i know this is rather short notice, but would anybody like to get together if possible?
i know we'll be in grapevine on thursday as i fell in love with that little town.
sorry for double post.
i found this on an old journal and cleaned it up a bit.
in order to share it with some of you.
i've thought about this matter at length and i still feel the same way about soulfulness and spirituality.
air baths for everyone!!
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
