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  Are you a Pastafarian?

  by GermanXJW in

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  i recently learnt about the pastafarians (not rastafarians).

  they believe the universe was made by him, the fsm (flying spaghetti monster).

  sounds like a sensible alternative to christians to me... .

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  I am a High Priest in the Church of Sexual Healing...any ladies care to join me in the Rectory?
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  Just got my 2006 Corolla !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  by JH in

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  rat is a happy person today !!!

  here are a few pictures of my new car.

  it has only 20 km on it.

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  That is not JH's car... This is his car..

  
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  New Field Service Method Announced

  by roybatty in

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  hey, it was in the weekly world news so it has to be true.

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  Films/movies that resonate with Apostates

  by Black Man in

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  there are a few films that i really connect with that sum up my j-dub experiences........ .

  shawshank redemption: if you've ever "served time" at bethel, you can't help but connect with this film.

  institutionalization, mental persecution and "andy dufrene crossing through 500 yards of shit, came out clean on the other side.

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  Logan's Run
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  What do you call a bunch of WT magazines on the ground?

  by the_classicist in

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  street witnessing!

  the inspiration for this joke came from seeing a "you can live forever on a paradise earth" brochure on the ground.

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  You forgot kindling..

  
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  Films/movies that resonate with Apostates

  by Black Man in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  there are a few films that i really connect with that sum up my j-dub experiences........ .

  shawshank redemption: if you've ever "served time" at bethel, you can't help but connect with this film.

  institutionalization, mental persecution and "andy dufrene crossing through 500 yards of shit, came out clean on the other side.

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  THX 1138
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  Are you a Pastafarian?

  by GermanXJW in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i recently learnt about the pastafarians (not rastafarians).

  they believe the universe was made by him, the fsm (flying spaghetti monster).

  sounds like a sensible alternative to christians to me... .

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  Valis

  Just the other night I partook in the sacrament...
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  taking suggestions for dorm decor

  by tsunami_rid3r in

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  posters?

  street signs?

  lights?

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  have a corner for a Spam Shrine.

  Ingredients:

  1 Can of Spam

  Anything Cheesy You Run Accross...

  1 Jebus or Virgin Candle or more....

  Beads

  Animal Skeletons

  Adoration of Spam will get you places...

  Sincerely,

  District Overbeer "Spam Priesthood' class
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  I'm off to the Big D!!!

  by ohiocowboy in

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  i am finally ready to move to dallas!

  i pick up the moving truck friday morning, load up and head out of ohio about 1 a.m. monday, which will get me to dallas monday evening.

  i'm moving from a 4,200 s.f.

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  One of the nicest things in Dallas Ohiocowboy has yet to be involved with. The Dallas Symphony orchestra plays at Lee Park every Easter weekend. Everyone brings their doggies for the Doggy Parade and everyone else brings all their other animals down for the event. Lovely day in the park all round with awesome music, alchohol and animals of all sorts.

  Sincerely,

  District overbeer
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  How do I celebrate birthdays? Or Xmas?

  by Rayvin in

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  i just recently started having b-days in the past couple of years for my kids.

  they were a flop!i didn't know when to bring the cake out.. when to sing "happy b-day" or anything.

  i felt like an idiot!only 3 kids showed up and no one elsed called to even say they weren't coming.

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  With any holiday you have to find the special things that mean something to you. for instance, every XMAS my youngest child gets a teddy bear from me. It is something i have doen since she was born. Does not have to be specific, but even cooking something special for that day is good too. We always make eggs benedict and waffles on XMAS day plus all the fixings. If a recognized holiday means anything to you then you have to adopt it and make your own version, complete with meaning and lots of happiness. We are slaves to calendars and time, which tells me that I can either make something of it or just while away the time and be non-plussed . The former choice seems to make those around me most happy and gives me lots of fun/joy as far as giving and enjoying my time off. I really think many do not understand how holidays have become secular moments for giving and celebrating versus religious observances. The content and context of holidays will always change over time and if you don't change with it you are likely to be excluded or at least have no fun. Just my two cents.

  Sincerely,

  District Overbeer "Holiday Hedonistic" class